Finally some sense entered this thread.
"When conditions are ideas" applies to many forms of idealism btw, haha! 
One time I was doing this group assignment for Marine ecology and there was this pale, hippie chick who was a bit of a condescending, disapproving cnut - she hated the whole male domination way of society (feminist), was pro-green (anything technological or scientific was evil cause it basically meant raping of nature in some way to her) etc.
She kept snubbing a couple of us and soon, the discussion steered towards animal rights and such. Couple of minutes into the conversation, she looks at me point blank and asked, "What about you? Do you like animals?" and I answered, "Sure, as long as they're cooked properly and are served with a nice, cold drink".
I just wanted to piss her off and I think I succeeded better than I hoped. Still laugh to this day when I recall the way her face went blank for the first couple of seconds after my reply, before she got all angry
