Books and booze

[newmom]

Why'd you delete your conehead pic? I didn't get a chance to save it.

I got them Chaos

[chaos]

I got them Chaos

You remember my email right?

[newmom]

You remember my email right?

yup but your message got me heated

[Mr Nobody]

yup but your message got me heated

Are you saying masturbation was in order?

[benchmstr]

Are you saying masturbation was in order?

i am not allowed to do that tonight

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[newmom]

Are you saying masturbation was in order?

lol nope

[benchmstr]

lol nope

go ahead and do it, youll feel better......i know i would feel better if i could blow a load now....but no...i have to wait another hour

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[chaos]

yup but your message got me heated

Use an ice cube and cool your "jets".

[newmom]

go ahead and do it, youll feel better......i know i would feel better if i could blow a load now....but no...i have to wait another hour

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nope mom is coming over so I can go to the gym for round 3..ugh dreading tommorow. I hate being civil when I dont want to

[benchmstr]

nope mom is coming over so I can go to the gym for round 3..ugh dreading tommorow. I hate being civil when I dont want to

i hate not blowing a load in 3 days, but here we are.......i swear to science, if this stuff isnt shooting out of me in the next 2 hours its going to turn into poison and kill me from the inside out

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[Mr Nobody]

nope mom is coming over so I can go to the gym for round 3..ugh dreading tommorow. I hate being civil when I dont want to

Hold her off for awhile until the event is complete.

[chaos]

i hate not blowing a load in 3 days, but here we are.......i swear to science, if this stuff isnt shooting out of me in the next 2 hours its going to turn into poison and kill me from the inside out

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You getting tested? WTF?

[benchmstr]

You getting tested? WTF?

hell no....i worked a 33 hour shift cause shit hit the fan at work, and i havent been able to have sex or jerk it......GOTTA KEEP THOSE TEST LEVELS HIGH!!!!!

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[chaos]

GOTTA KEEP THOSE TEST LEVELS HIGH!!!!!

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I'm naturally an asshole, can't imagine if I had to wait 3 days for a release.

[Mr Nobody]

I'm naturally an asshole, can't imagine if I had to wait 3 days for a release.

Sounds like suicide is in order waiting for 3 days or I would flip a 1000 lb tire to off it.

[benchmstr]

I'm naturally an asshole, can't imagine if I had to wait 3 days for a release.

i was totally about to jerk it, and my fiance called and asked me if i was alright, and when will i be home......i told her "we caught all of them,im at home now"......and she says i am not allowed to jerk off because she was about to come home and she wanted to fuck......i was sitting there with a raging boner before she called....its still not going away....my balls look like they have frost bite...

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[Mr Nobody]

i was totally about to jerk it, and my fiance called and asked me if i was alright, and when will i be home......i told her "we caught all of them,im at home now"......and she says i am not allowed to jerk off because she was about to come home and she wanted to fuck......i was sitting there with a raging boner before she called....its still not going away....my balls look like they have frost bite...

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just jerk it bro then go for round 2, ginseng works wonders.

[benchmstr]

just jerk it bro then go for round 2, ginseng works wonders.

i should....just incase she is trying to secretly get pregnant ........tren was great for that, all that buildup during sex, and then your load consist of 2 drops

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[chaos]

Sounds like suicide mass murder is in order waiting for 3 days or I would flip a 1000 lb tire to off it.

Not one to kill myself, I enjoy spreading my pain around to others.

[Mr Nobody]

Not one to kill myself, I enjoy spreading my pain around to others.

Keep up it bro

[benchmstr]

Not one to kill myself, I enjoy spreading my pain around to others.

i have been put on tons of meds in the past to help me sleep...none have worked.....but a couple of years ago they decided to try anti-anxiety meds on me to make my mind stop racing, and let me fall asleep....

...the Dr asked me the questions that people on that shit are usually asked....like have you ever considered killing yourself?


i was litterally sitting there hoping she wouldn't ask me about harming other

the 1st psych test i ever took i intentionally failed because the lady was a bitch and i took the opportunity to freak her out

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[Mr Nobody]

i have been put on tons of meds in the past to help me sleep...none have worked.....but a couple of years ago they decided to try anti-anxiety meds on me to make my mind stop racing, and let me fall asleep....

...the Dr asked me the questions that people on that shit are usually asked....like have you ever considered killing yourself?


i was litterally sitting there hoping she wouldn't ask me about harming other

the 1st psych test i ever took i intentionally failed because the lady was a bitch and i took the opportunity to freak her out

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Can you sleep now bench? I cant sleep worth a damn tried everything.

[benchmstr]

Can you sleep now bench? I cant sleep worth a damn tried everything.

the most i ever slept since the 3rd grad was 1.5-3 hours a night.....its usually just under 2 hours though.....i am never tired through out the day or anything.....my body just work different than most i guess....hell, my resting heartbeat is 125 a minute.....when i was in my coma my years sleeping qouta was damn near filled

i needed to be on those anxiety meds though.....i have had un provoked anxiety attacks for awhile...

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[Mr Nobody]

the most i ever slept since the 3rd grad was 1.5-3 hours a night.....its usually just under 2 hours though.....i am never tired through out the day or anything.....my body just work different than most i guess....hell, my resting heartbeat is 125 a minute.....when i was in my coma my years sleeping qouta was damn near filled

i needed to be on those anxiety meds though.....i have had un provoked anxiety attacks for awhile...

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How do you function on this bench? My sleep is interval sleeping like 3 hours then wake up for 2 hours then a couple more I'm glad someone has this fucking problem besides me.

[benchmstr]

How do you function on this bench? My sleep is interval sleeping like 3 hours then wake up for 2 hours then a couple more I'm glad someone has this fucking problem besides me.

just like a normal person, i never get tired.....except my days are much longer

i always eat or have a shake every 1-2 hours.......i try to rest my body several times a day too.....i have a isolation tank that i lay in everday just to make sure i am giving my body enough downtime...i usually fall asleep at about 1AM, and wake up at around 2:30-2:45AM...

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