Books and booze

[Fury]

Ginger meltdown!

Sorry, I didn't bother reading it. I can't stand poorly formatted posts and won't go out of my way to read that post as it had all the signs that a fourth-grader wrote it. Also, good try but not my gimmick account. I'm far from the only person on here that thinks your creepy, 50,000+ post, freckle-faced, ginger, tomato-skinned, shut-in gimmick personality isn't entertaining.  

[Mr Nobody]

Ginger meltdown!

Sorry, I didn't bother reading it. I can't stand poorly formatted posts and won't go out of my way to read that post as it had all the signs that a fourth-grader wrote it. Also, good try but not my gimmick account. I'm far from the only person on here that thinks your creepy, 50,000+ post, freckle-faced, ginger, tomato-skinned, shut-in gimmick personality isn't entertaining.  

I always thought Gene had just one account. What are the supposed other Gimmicks?

[CalvinH]

BF vs Natw=best thing going on GB

[CalvinH]

did you get her number or did you wimp out

Already had her #

Team Columbia-1,Team USA-0!

A Columbian girlfriend of mine came to my softball game Friday night.while I'm playing she starts on a bottle of aguardiente{Columbian hootch}.after the game I help her with the bottle while also drinking some beers.
eventually we head over to a dive bar for wings and burgers.she starts banging back shots of tequila while I'm working on vodka drinks.we finish at the bar and head back to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.a little swimming a little drinking a little playing in the pool and the grass.......after we get back inside she says to me ''you've had enough,it's time for you to go to bed"

[Mr Nobody]

Already had her #

Team Columbia-1,Team USA-0!

A Columbian girlfriend of mine came to my softball game Friday night.while I'm playing she starts on a bottle of aguardiente{Columbian hootch}.after the game I help her with the bottle while also drinking some beers.
eventually we head over to a dive bar for wings and burgers.she starts banging back shots of tequila while I'm working on vodka drinks.we finish at the bar and head back to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.a little swimming a little drinking a little playing in the pool and the grass.......after we get back inside she says to me ''you've had enough,it's time for you to go to bed"

Damn reminds me of of a song Wasted days and Wasted nights.

[CalvinH]

Damn reminds me of of a song Wasted days and Wasted nights.

It's all fun and games till you go to bed at 5:00am and have to get up at 7:00am for golf


.....till about 8:00 pm that night all I could eat was a corn muffin and a chocolate ice cream bar.

[newmom]

Already had her #

Team Columbia-1,Team USA-0!

A Columbian girlfriend of mine came to my softball game Friday night.while I'm playing she starts on a bottle of aguardiente{Columbian hootch}.after the game I help her with the bottle while also drinking some beers.
eventually we head over to a dive bar for wings and burgers.she starts banging back shots of tequila while I'm working on vodka drinks.we finish at the bar and head back to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.a little swimming a little drinking a little playing in the pool and the grass.......after we get back inside she says to me ''you've had enough,it's time for you to go to bed"

bawawawaw I like that girl

[Mr Nobody]

bawawawaw I like that girl

Pipe down, Calvin put in alot of work for no return didnt even eat.

[newmom]

Pipe down, Calvin put in alot of work for no return didnt even eat.

he probably suffered from whiskey dick

[Mr Nobody]

he probably suffered from whiskey dick

[CalvinH]

he probably suffered from whiskey dick

No whiskey dick!


....but it probably would of been easier!

[Fury]

he probably suffered from whiskey dick

It happens to the best of men.

Clavin seems to excel at not being able to close. Must be an Italian thing.

[CalvinH]

It happens to the best of men.

Clavin seems to excel at not being able to close. Must be an Italian thing.

Clan down son,I'm no NZ if a girl is staying over

[newmom]

Clan down son,I'm no NZ if a girl is staying over

no your just well here is a song for you, first time I heard this song was from the movie Honeysuckle Rose (great movie)

[Butterbean]

to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.

You have a pool?  How old is it?  Is it salt water?

[CalvinH]

You have a pool?  How old is it?  Is it salt water?

Only you would ask about the pool

[Butterbean]

Only you would ask about the pool

 

[The Showstoppa]

I bet newmom is a terrible swimmer....swallows too much water trying to talk the whole time...

[newmom]

I bet newmom is a terrible swimmer....swallows too much water trying to talk the whole time...

go fuckyourself

Been swimming since I was 3, benefits of a pool in the backyard in san diego (yes inground pool)

[The Showstoppa]

go fuckyourself

Been swimming since I was 3, benefits of a pool in the backyard in san diego (yes inground pool)

Hey, you kiss your ma with that mouth?

[CalvinH]

I bet newmom is a terrible swimmer....swallows too much water trying to talk the whole time...

She almost drowned twice.after the lifeguard grabbed her she started talking so much he almost left her in the water....

[newmom]

She almost drowned twice.after the lifeguard grabbed her she started talking so much he almost left her in the water....

et tu?? FUCKOFF

[Fury]

Clan down son,I'm no NZ if a girl is staying over

Only because they let their guard down long enough for you to roofie their drink.

[CalvinH]

Only because they let their guard down long enough for you to roofie their drink.

Thats part of my charm.


.....though I think Friday night I pulled a move out of "The Princess Bride" and picked my own drink

[newmom]

Thats part of my charm.


.....though I think Friday night I pulled a move out of "The Princess Bride" and picked my own drink

You rode the short bus to school huh??