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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1175 on: December 28, 2010, 11:59:21 AM »


Sometimes she's not the sharpest tool in the shed :-\

She is the most vocal....would she be a Sawzall, chop saw or a leaf blower?

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1176 on: December 28, 2010, 12:01:53 PM »
She is the most vocal....would she be a Sawzall, chop saw or a leaf blower?


Lawn mower.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1177 on: December 28, 2010, 12:03:40 PM »

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1178 on: December 28, 2010, 12:05:05 PM »
Push or ride?


Haha ;D ;D,I have no answer for that one.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1179 on: December 28, 2010, 12:10:16 PM »

Haha ;D ;D,I have no answer for that one.


 ;D  I'm sure she will enjoy this thread later...... 8)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1180 on: December 28, 2010, 12:15:47 PM »

 ;D  I'm sure she will enjoy this thread later...... 8)


I picked a lawn mower cuz it takes forever to mow a lawn and the noise just never ends ;D


....definitely has to be a rider so I can drink ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1181 on: December 28, 2010, 12:23:49 PM »

I picked a lawn mower cuz it takes forever to mow a lawn and the noise just never ends ;D


....definitely has to be a rider so I can drink ;D

Lawnmower has to have a beer holder.....I saw a guy one time with a cooler strapped to his mowing this huge field/yard.....I think I might know what was in the cooler... 8)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1182 on: December 28, 2010, 12:33:08 PM »
Tote-A-Keg for the Go-Anywhere Alcoholic

Beer, Beer and More Beer—the best store, ever—is featuring this: the Tote-A-Keg. It's simple, yet amazing. This cooler will hold a 2.5 gallon pony keg. It uses CO2 to dispense the flowing beery goodness through an outer spout. The handle and wheels make this device easily the best accessory of any drinker. Take it to the BBQs this summer, tailgating or hell, just roll it along with your as you go from party to party on a Friday night. Unfortunately, the Tote-A-Keg totes a $150 price tag. Being an alcoholic is damn expensive, I should know, my Tote-A-Keg is on the way. – Travis Hudson

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1183 on: December 28, 2010, 12:34:50 PM »
$150 ::)...thanks but I'll just load up a cooler with bottles or cans.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1184 on: December 28, 2010, 12:36:04 PM »
$150 ::)...thanks but I'll just load up a cooler with bottles or cans.


Hmm.  Guess you didn't see it was going to be your present.   Enjoy your "cans," ingrate >:(
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1185 on: December 28, 2010, 12:48:18 PM »

Hmm.  Guess you didn't see it was going to be your present.   Enjoy your "cans," ingrate >:(



Sorry :-[...I didn't know it was a belated xmas gift!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1186 on: December 28, 2010, 01:07:39 PM »
drinking just isnt that fun anymore...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1187 on: December 29, 2010, 05:09:42 AM »
Clavin, did you go to the Garden last night and watch the Heels put on a clinic?

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1188 on: December 29, 2010, 05:43:21 AM »
drinking just isnt that fun anymore...

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 :o :o :o

...explain yourself!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1189 on: December 29, 2010, 06:21:27 AM »
Clavin, did you go to the Garden last night and watch the Heels put on a clinic?



No watched Eagles mess...just gave da Bears nuthin to play for Sunday :(

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1190 on: December 29, 2010, 04:55:59 PM »


 :o :o :o

...explain yourself!
i still drink.....i might drink only 1-2 beers a month now though....it just lost its appeal for some reason..

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1191 on: December 30, 2010, 09:15:08 AM »
i still drink.....i might drink only 1-2 beers a month now though....it just lost its appeal for some reason..

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1192 on: December 30, 2010, 09:46:26 AM »


Hang in there,you'll get over it!

Quitters never win !!!!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1193 on: December 30, 2010, 10:48:30 AM »
Quitters never win !!!!



And winners never quit!!!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1194 on: December 30, 2010, 10:56:55 AM »


And winners never quit!!!

I guess that makes us winners !!!! 

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1195 on: December 30, 2010, 11:10:51 AM »
I guess that makes us winners !!!! 



YES!!!! 8)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1196 on: January 01, 2011, 05:52:19 PM »
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in......2 more parties next weekend,actually Fri is bar night then party on Sat.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1197 on: January 01, 2011, 07:08:32 PM »
a shot a bottle of patron someone left at my house last night...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1198 on: January 03, 2011, 06:29:33 AM »
a shot a bottle of patron someone left at my house last night...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1199 on: January 03, 2011, 09:16:01 AM »
Was on vaca for 11 days... Did 2 fifths of Tequila, drinks at bars, three 30 packs of beer, couple bottles of wine, etc.
(Drinks at peoples houses while visiting for holidays).
Time to clean up the liver now for a while, was on a slow suicide run there..