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Hereford

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Divorced guys
« on: October 28, 2009, 06:38:15 PM »
How do you do it without getting shafted financially?

What are the processes involved?
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Croatch

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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 06:46:17 PM »
Marriage=Financial agreement
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 06:48:02 PM »
24/7 vaults.com 8)
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 06:49:09 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on October 28, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
How do you do it without getting shafted financially?

What are the processes involved?

transfer all your money and yourself out of the country. otherwise, she's going to pretty much get half of everything you acquired after the wedding.  which she probably deserves anyway
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 06:55:22 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on October 28, 2009, 06:46:17 PM
Marriage=Financial agreement

exactly

marriage isn't about "love"-it's a "contract"

btw, don't buy into that "God wants you to be married" bullshit

I believe in a "higher power" and I know that that "higher power" doesn't care if you are married or not
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 06:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on October 28, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
How do you do it without getting shafted financially?

What are the processes involved?

Get a good lawyer.  If s/he knows what s/he is doing, you can come out a winner.  Don't rely on online advice.  You'll get fuckked.  For a "small" fee, I can get you hooked up. ;D
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 07:01:27 PM »
The best way you can not get shafted is to stop caring about any of the stuff or money you acquired during said marriage. Kiss it goodbye.
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disturbia

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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 07:22:01 PM »
my ex wife had shitloads more money than I ever hoped to have,....and she let me go without killing me,...I'm fine with the outcome.
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 07:25:20 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on October 28, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
my ex wife had shitloads more money than I ever hoped to have,....and she let me go without killing me,...I'm fine with the outcome.

did she make the money while you guys were married? i think youre entitled to half that.... at least in the US you are
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 07:27:28 PM »
I am not asking for advice, I am asking what the process is.

How do you get started? How do you cover your ass so a vindictive girl can't ruin as much as possible on the way out?

Josh -- We make equal $$$ but I am worth faaaaar more financially due to years of financial idiocracy on her part.
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 07:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on October 28, 2009, 07:27:28 PM
I am not asking for advice, I am asking what the process is.

How do you get started? How do you cover your ass so a vindictive #### can't ruin as much as possible on the way out?

Josh -- We make equal $$$ but I am worth faaaaar more financially due to years of financial idiocracy on her part.

Contact a lawyer to get the ball rolling.
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 07:31:48 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on October 28, 2009, 07:27:28 PM
I am not asking for advice, I am asking what the process is.

How do you get started? How do you cover your ass so a vindictive #### can't ruin as much as possible on the way out?

Josh -- We make equal $$$ but I am worth faaaaar more financially due to years of financial idiocracy on her part.
Contact Getbig's very own Special Ed for the legalities of it as far as the process from A-Z.


 It isn't that bad. I'm divorced and I agreed to pay my ex-wife about 12K in the agreement.

 We agreed to 'irreconcilable differences'.


 Now her and I are BFF's with NO benefits.


  - Block!
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 07:33:47 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on October 28, 2009, 07:31:48 PM
Contact Getbig's very own Special Ed for the legalities of it as far as the process from A-Z.


 It isn't that bad. I'm divorced and I agreed to pay my ex-wife about 12K in the agreement.

 We agreed to 'irreconcilable differences'.


 Now her and I are BFF's with NO benefits.


  - Block!
I gotta ask... was she black?
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 07:35:43 PM »
"Don't by into the God wants you to be married" LOL, ok dude!
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2009, 07:40:12 PM »
Quote from: io856 on October 28, 2009, 07:33:47 PM
I gotta ask... was she black?
Hahaha...


 No. She wasn't. White bitch.



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disturbia

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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2009, 07:40:39 PM »
how are women and tornados the same? they both moan when they come. and both take the house when they leave
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2009, 07:41:41 PM »
Quote from: JME on October 28, 2009, 07:35:43 PM
"Don't by into the God wants you to be married" LOL, ok dude!

It's funny that marriage is supposed to be a holy union but you've had a decent amount of divorces, what gives?
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2009, 07:45:41 PM »
You might also consider an arrangement with a foreign broad.
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2009, 07:49:49 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on October 28, 2009, 07:41:41 PM
It's funny that marriage is supposed to be a holy union but you've had a decent amount of divorces, what gives?

It was god's plan.....
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2009, 07:50:49 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on October 28, 2009, 07:40:39 PM
how are women and tornados the same? they both moan when they come. and both take the house when they leave

Haha, that's a good one!
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2009, 07:56:34 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on October 28, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
How do you do it without getting shafted financially?

What are the processes involved?
AHAHAHA DUDE YOU CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL AND THAT WOULD BE SINCITYS DADDY HE WOULD BEAT HER UP WITH HIS TONGUE RING AND LICK THE FORESKIN OFF OF HIM OR HER  :P REMEMBER SINCITYS SMALL GUYS DAD TAKES CARE OF ALL PROBLEMS, HE MADE ME 2.1 MILLION  ;D
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2009, 07:59:44 PM »
Bump for answers from non-dumbasses.
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disturbia

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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2009, 08:00:27 PM »
Quote from: bigkubby on October 28, 2009, 07:56:34 PM
AHAHAHA DUDE YOU CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL AND THAT WOULD BE SINCITYS DADDY HE WOULD BEAT HER UP WITH HIS TONGUE RING AND LICK THE FORESKIN OFF OF HIM OR HER  :P REMEMBER SINCITYS SMALL GUYS DAD TAKES CARE OF ALL PROBLEMS, HE MADE ME 2.1 MILLION  ;D

where have you been?
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2009, 08:02:41 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on October 28, 2009, 07:59:44 PM
Bump for answers from non-dumbasses.

i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to understand the first thing they said
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Re: Divorced guys
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2009, 08:09:01 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on October 28, 2009, 07:41:41 PM
It's funny that marriage is supposed to be a holy union but you've had a decent amount of divorces, what gives?

read "emotional intelligence" by daniel goleman and you ll figure out.
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