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« on: November 13, 2009, 09:13:08 PM » |
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if I put on a tapout shirt and listen to death metal will I be 27% tougher?
how much more will it add if I purchase a pitbull?
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airosol
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2009, 09:15:16 PM » |
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according to the New England Journal of Vetenary Medicine, if the pitbull has a thick chain around its neck, then toughocity goes up 13%. more if youre black.
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2009, 09:15:53 PM » |
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if I put on a tapout shirt and listen to death metal will I be 27% tougher?
how much more will it add if I purchase a pitbull?
PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG. |
UGA
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2009, 09:23:58 PM » |
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you can tack on 10% more if you wear a hat sideways.
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240 is Back
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 09:27:21 PM » |
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All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
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chaos
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 09:30:01 PM » |
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All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
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Liar!!!!Filt!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 01:36:38 AM » |
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It depends on what death metal band you are listening to. If it's Sixx Feet Under you actually lose strength, Chris Barnes is a pussy.
Suffocation will turn you into a real man.
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 01:39:53 AM » |
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Mobil
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 01:44:44 AM » |
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
yes because they hold it all in... then BAM! the explode because of that hold up anger... the shy ones you got to look out for. |
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Getbig V
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 01:54:33 AM » |
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
meh some of the nutcases are tough too, cant say the quiet ones are the toughest |
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 02:04:31 AM » |
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
Fortunately easily spotted by their awful suits. |
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Mr Nobody
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2009, 03:07:41 AM » |
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meh some of the nutcases are tough too, cant say the quiet ones are the toughest
Yes nutcases are the ones you go to watch |
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2009, 03:09:02 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2009, 06:00:00 AM » |
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shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother  |
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2009, 12:00:57 PM » |
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PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG.
You could get an Akita instead, that would increase toughness by 23% per dog, only problem is they can bea pain the ass to handle. So if your just pretending to be tough you'd be better off with a ptibull. |
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2009, 12:06:05 PM » |
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shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother if you add this in is spontaneous combustion a possibility? |
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The Ugly
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2009, 12:18:00 PM » |
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
Yes, the quiet ones. |
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2009, 12:21:05 PM » |
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i'll fuck you till you love me fa-ggot
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The Ugly
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2009, 12:30:17 PM » |
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And eat my shiddrens?
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Andy Griffin
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2009, 01:17:11 PM » |
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shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother Tribal armband and/or gothic letter tattoos also make a man that much more invincible. And don't forget to include an "entourage" of 5-10 even twinkier mutations of the person in question (similar to the way a bride picks her uglier friends to be bridesmaids). |
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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2009, 01:59:06 PM » |
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Tribal armband and/or gothic letter tattoos also make a man that much more invincible. And don't forget to include an "entourage" of 5-10 even twinkier mutations of the person in question (similar to the way a bride picks her uglier friends to be bridesmaids).
Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings. |
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Mr Nobody
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2009, 02:09:40 PM » |
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Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2009, 02:11:25 PM » |
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I got a t shirt with a giant skull on it---can I go out and terrorize the town tonight?
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Andy Griffin
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2009, 02:11:49 PM » |
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Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
 I said, pass the #)&@^ salt, Grandma!! Worst *#^@ Thanks*)^&giving meal I've &*^@& ever (*)^&^ choked down!!! |
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2009, 02:15:23 PM » |
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Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
How do you feel about a chain with a cross for the pendant? To show that while you're an animal, you are still humble enough to answer to Him. |
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