does your uncle ever talk about how men today are spoiled cuz women nowadays shave their bushes?
No, EVERBODY is spoiled. He's the type that likes to talk about how he had to walk ten miles bare feet on hot coals just to go to his class room located in a volcano. And for lunch he had a pig's head that he chopped off himself. And he was grateful for it and thanked God for his good fortune.
I bet if he was a juicer he would have just grinded up some testicles from a wild boar and mix it with his own spit and shoot it right into his ass through a bamboo shoot.
God, the longer I stay hidden the more awkward it will be when I reappear for "dinner."