Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?

[musclecenter]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18f_1259530054


Transcript:

Dispatcher 1: 911 what's your emergency?

Caller: I have, this is, uh ... (redacted) in the Isleworth subdivision. I need an ambulance immediately. I have someone down in front of my house. They hit a pole. I came out to see.

Dispatcher 1: Is it a car accident, sir?

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 1: Sir, is it a car accident? Hello? Sir? Hello?

Caller: Hello, yes.

Dispatch More..er 1: Is it a car accident, sir?

Caller: It's a car accident, yes. I need, yes.

Dispatcher 1: Now are they trapped inside of the vehicle?

Caller: No, they're laying on the ground now.

Dispatcher 1: OK, stay on the line for medical. Don't hang up, OK? And it's in front of your house, correct?

(inaudible)

Caller: And get some water.

Dispatcher 1: OK, sir, medical is on the line sir, OK?

Dispatcher 2: Fire-rescue. What's the address?

(redacted)

Caller: Yes, Windermere, Florida, in the Isleworth subdivision.

Dispatcher 2: What happened? What's wrong?

Caller: I have a neighbor, he hit the tree. And we came out here just to see what was going on. I see him and he's laying down.

Dispatcher 2: There was an auto accident?

Caller: An auto accident, yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK, is he outside or inside his car?

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 2: Sir, your phone broke up. I heard inside. You there? Your phone broke up there. Can you repeat your phone number for me?

(redacted)

Dispatcher 2: Is he unconscious?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK, are you able to tell if he's breathing?

Caller: No, I can't tell right now.

Dispatcher 2: OK. We do have help on the way. What color is his car, too?

Caller: It's a black Escalade.

(Background, woman yelling): WHAT HAPPENED?

Dispatcher 2: Is anyone able to open the door?

Caller: We're trying to figure out right now.

Dispatcher 1: Is he trapped inside of the vehicle or is he outside on the ground?

Caller: We're just trying get the police here right now. We don't know what happened. We're figuring that out right now. I'm on the phone with the police right now.

Dispatcher 2: Your phone's breaking up. Can you hear me though, sir?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: While we have paramedics on the way, I'm just gonna stay on the phone with you. If you find out further just let me know. I'm going to stay on the phone, OK?

Caller: Hello.

Dispatcher 2: I'm here.

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK. We got paramedics on the way, but I'm going to stay on the phone in case you find out further.

Caller: OK, OK, thank you.

Dispatcher 1: Sir, is he on the ground or is he in the car?

Caller: Yes, he's on the ground.

Dispatcher 2: Hello, you there still?

Caller: Yes, I'm still here.

Dispatcher 2: OK. All right. Your phone's real staticky, but we're still here.

Caller: OK.

Dispatcher 2: As soon as I know I'll let you know how far away they are, too.

Caller: OK. OK.

Dispatcher 2: Are you with him right now?

Caller: Yes, I'm with him right now.

Dispatcher 2: OK, tell me how he's breathing if you're able.

Caller: Take it easy.

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 2: You said he is breathing?

Dispatcher 1: Hello, sir, are you there?

Dispatcher 1: Hello?

Dispatcher 2: I heard a click ...

Dispatcher 1: Yeah, I'm hearing that, too. Hello?

Dispatcher 2: Oh, his phone must have gone out of range. Looked like he was on a house phone so when he went to the exit he probably lost his connection. We do have help on the way, we should be there in just a couple of minutes.

Dispatcher 1: OK. We're going, too.

Dispatcher 2: OK. Appreciate that. Thank you.

Dispatcher 1: You're welcome.

[Groink]

OOOOH.

Someone called the police to report an accident in front of their house ?

This is getting serious 

[240 is Back]

He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.  He may recover.

[Kwon]

I have to say, our swedish version of 911 reacts MUCH faster.

You only need to state the emergency and the adress and BAM they're on their way. Seems like they have a long drive to the Isleworth Subdivision judging by the length of the discussion.

[Tom]

well, let's see if it was you or me 1) they would have taken even longer to arrive and 2) the best part: oh we don't feel like talking to the police yet (tiger and the wife) so will just "let you know when we're good and ready?!" gimme a fricking break and i love how their attorney says "they don't have to talk to the police in reality anyway?....

they do if the police which they already have stated what to investigate this possible criminal incident/accident!

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

[Kwon]

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

That's true

[Mr. Magoo]

whats the deal with this? I heard on the radio that TMZ is saying it was something else beside a car accident but im too lazy to look it up

whats so special about a car accident?

[Van_Bilderass]

I have to say, our swedish version of 911 reacts MUCH faster.

You only need to state the emergency and the adress and BAM they're on their way. Seems like they have a long drive to the Isleworth Subdivision due to the long talk.

Not anymore. The ambulance and Fire Department have to wait for Police escort to many areas - because the goddamn negros and arabs and other immigrants throw stones and Molotov Coctails at them. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Tiger should hire Winged Lion as a dating consultant. Then his women wouldn't hang around long enough to bother him



ouch

[Captain Equipoise]

tiger's not looking so squeaky clean anymore... we all knew he'd come around in due time...it's the black thing to do

[rockyfortune]

gotta love that excellent cell phone quality...

[Groink]

I like what Tiger's doing here.

The Media comes at him with guns blazing, saying they have a "right to know, he HAS to talk about it...blah,blah,blah.."  and Tiger is basically telling them to Fuck Off.

He doesn't have to say shit to anyone, this will blow over in 2 weeks

[Captain Equipoise]

I like what Tiger's doing here.

The Media comes at him with guns blazing, saying they have a "right to know, he HAS to talk about it...blah,blah,blah.."  and Tiger is basically telling them to Fuck Off.

He doesn't have to say shit to anyone, this will blow over in 2 weeks

Not to the media, but he can't just tell the police department to fuck off and go away...they live to make examples out of people like him.

[Groink]

Not to the media, but he can't just tell the police department to fuck off and go away...they live to make examples out of people like him.

I don't know Florida Law, but if his high-priced attorneys say he doesn't have to talk to the police over what is really a minor traffic incident, I'll take their word for it.

[Captain Equipoise]

I don't know Florida Law, but if his high-priced attorneys say he doesn't have to talk to the police over what is really a minor traffic incident, I'll take their word for it.

What else is he gonna say, I don't know about Florida law, but as I understand it, once emergency services are called it's mandatory to talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if you're found unconscious outside a vehicle oyu just smashed into a fire hydrant and neighbour's tree. LOL

[Captain Equipoise]

Tiger should hire Winged Lion as a dating consultant. Then his women wouldn't hang around long enough to bother him



ouch

At least then his women would only cost him $60 a session instead of possibly half his estate

also he could get some great insight into those reptilian overlords, time travelling and what it's like to be a 'programmed' C.I.A double agent/assassin.. maybe spermtaste could even be his 'life-coach' and help tiger out with his game...being a former pro tennis player and all..   

   

[trustnoone]

gotta love that excellent cell phone quality...

Wasn't a cell phone.

It's was a cordless home phone and when he walked outside, he got too far away from the base and lost signal.

[Groink]

What else is he gonna say, I don't know about Florida law, but as I understand it, once emergency services are called it's mandatory to talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if you're found unconscious outside a vehicle oyu just smashed into a fire hydrant and neighbour's tree. LOL

I'm sure we will all find out in the near future.

I predict he goes in and makes a statement in the near future, and that's the end of it...legally.  The Media will still be carrying on like their was a dead body in the trunk LOL

[Special Ed]

This isn't so complicated. Tiger simply cannot speak to the police because if he tells them the truth, it will be released to the media and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Jerry Springer relationship.

On the other hand, if he gets caught in a lie about what happened, he could be charged with giving false statements to the police and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Judge Judy show, not to mention the $100M per year he makes in endorsements.

I'll take 'Tiger Banging the Skank' for $1000, Alex.

[Captain Equipoise]

This isn't so complicated. Tiger simply cannot speak to the police because if he tells them the truth, it will be released to the media and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Jerry Springer relationship.

On the other hand, if he gets caught in a lie about what happened, he could be charged with giving false statements to the police and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Judge Judy show, not to mention the $100M per year he makes in endorsements.

I'll take 'Tiger Banging the Skank' for $1000, Alex.

I like the way you think Ed! spot on.

[dr.chimps]

I'm sure we will all find out in the near future.

I predict he goes in and makes a statement in the near future, and that's the end of it...legally.  The Media will still be carrying on like their was a dead body in the trunk LOL

Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

[The Showstoppa]

Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?

[Captain Equipoise]

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?

Isn't that how he met his wife ?

[Tapeworm]

Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

You can only piss on so many fires.  In Arnold's defence, he managed to hush up enough that there were just a few women remaining.

[dr.chimps]

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?

I guess that means the caddy scholarship is available again, and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.