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Author Topic: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?  (Read 18210 times)
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« Reply #225 on: November 30, 2009, 09:21:32 AM »

OOOOH.

Someone called the police to report an accident in front of their house ?

This is getting serious  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #226 on: November 30, 2009, 09:22:36 AM »

He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.  He may recover.
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« Reply #227 on: November 30, 2009, 09:24:47 AM »

I have to say, our swedish version of 911 reacts MUCH faster.

You only need to state the emergency and the adress and BAM they're on their way. Seems like they have a long drive to the Isleworth Subdivision judging by the length of the discussion.
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« Reply #228 on: November 30, 2009, 09:30:19 AM »

well, let's see if it was you or me 1) they would have taken even longer to arrive and 2) the best part: oh we don't feel like talking to the police yet (tiger and the wife) so will just "let you know when we're good and ready?!" gimme a fricking break and i love how their attorney says "they don't have to talk to the police in reality anyway?....

they do if the police which they already have stated what to investigate this possible criminal incident/accident!

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

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« Reply #229 on: November 30, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

That's true
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« Reply #230 on: November 30, 2009, 09:35:08 AM »

whats the deal with this? I heard on the radio that TMZ is saying it was something else beside a car accident but im too lazy to look it up

whats so special about a car accident?
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« Reply #231 on: November 30, 2009, 09:35:09 AM »

I have to say, our swedish version of 911 reacts MUCH faster.

You only need to state the emergency and the adress and BAM they're on their way. Seems like they have a long drive to the Isleworth Subdivision due to the long talk.

Not anymore. The ambulance and Fire Department have to wait for Police escort to many areas - because the goddamn negros and arabs and other immigrants throw stones and Molotov Coctails at them.  Angry

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« Reply #232 on: November 30, 2009, 09:36:05 AM »

Tiger should hire Winged Lion as a dating consultant. Then his women wouldn't hang around long enough to bother him



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« Reply #233 on: November 30, 2009, 09:52:54 AM »

tiger's not looking so squeaky clean anymore... we all knew he'd come around in due time...it's the black thing to do Smiley
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« Reply #234 on: November 30, 2009, 09:58:11 AM »

gotta love that excellent cell phone quality...
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« Reply #235 on: November 30, 2009, 10:07:49 AM »

I like what Tiger's doing here.

The Media comes at him with guns blazing, saying they have a "right to know, he HAS to talk about it...blah,blah,blah.."  and Tiger is basically telling them to Fuck Off.

He doesn't have to say shit to anyone, this will blow over in 2 weeks
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« Reply #236 on: November 30, 2009, 10:09:54 AM »

I like what Tiger's doing here.

The Media comes at him with guns blazing, saying they have a "right to know, he HAS to talk about it...blah,blah,blah.."  and Tiger is basically telling them to Fuck Off.

He doesn't have to say shit to anyone, this will blow over in 2 weeks

Not to the media, but he can't just tell the police department to fuck off and go away...they live to make examples out of people like him.
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« Reply #237 on: November 30, 2009, 10:14:59 AM »

Not to the media, but he can't just tell the police department to fuck off and go away...they live to make examples out of people like him.


I don't know Florida Law, but if his high-priced attorneys say he doesn't have to talk to the police over what is really a minor traffic incident, I'll take their word for it.

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« Reply #238 on: November 30, 2009, 10:17:53 AM »

I don't know Florida Law, but if his high-priced attorneys say he doesn't have to talk to the police over what is really a minor traffic incident, I'll take their word for it.



What else is he gonna say, I don't know about Florida law, but as I understand it, once emergency services are called it's mandatory to talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if you're found unconscious outside a vehicle oyu just smashed into a fire hydrant and neighbour's tree. LOL
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« Reply #239 on: November 30, 2009, 10:25:44 AM »

Tiger should hire Winged Lion as a dating consultant. Then his women wouldn't hang around long enough to bother him



ouch

At least then his women would only cost him $60 a session instead of possibly half his estate Smiley

also he could get some great insight into those reptilian overlords, time travelling and what it's like to be a 'programmed' C.I.A double agent/assassin.. maybe spermtaste could even be his 'life-coach' and help tiger out with his game...being a former pro tennis player and all..  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #240 on: November 30, 2009, 10:30:56 AM »

gotta love that excellent cell phone quality...
Wasn't a cell phone.

It's was a cordless home phone and when he walked outside, he got too far away from the base and lost signal.
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« Reply #241 on: November 30, 2009, 10:31:31 AM »

What else is he gonna say, I don't know about Florida law, but as I understand it, once emergency services are called it's mandatory to talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if you're found unconscious outside a vehicle oyu just smashed into a fire hydrant and neighbour's tree. LOL


I'm sure we will all find out in the near future.

I predict he goes in and makes a statement in the near future, and that's the end of it...legally.  The Media will still be carrying on like their was a dead body in the trunk LOL
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« Reply #242 on: November 30, 2009, 10:37:47 AM »

This isn't so complicated. Tiger simply cannot speak to the police because if he tells them the truth, it will be released to the media and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Jerry Springer relationship.

On the other hand, if he gets caught in a lie about what happened, he could be charged with giving false statements to the police and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Judge Judy show, not to mention the $100M per year he makes in endorsements.

I'll take 'Tiger Banging the Skank' for $1000, Alex.
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« Reply #243 on: November 30, 2009, 10:40:29 AM »

This isn't so complicated. Tiger simply cannot speak to the police because if he tells them the truth, it will be released to the media and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Jerry Springer relationship.

On the other hand, if he gets caught in a lie about what happened, he could be charged with giving false statements to the police and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Judge Judy show, not to mention the $100M per year he makes in endorsements.

I'll take 'Tiger Banging the Skank' for $1000, Alex.

I like the way you think Ed! spot on.
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« Reply #244 on: November 30, 2009, 10:40:35 AM »

I'm sure we will all find out in the near future.

I predict he goes in and makes a statement in the near future, and that's the end of it...legally.  The Media will still be carrying on like their was a dead body in the trunk LOL
Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    
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« Reply #245 on: November 30, 2009, 10:42:21 AM »

Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?
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« Reply #246 on: November 30, 2009, 10:44:06 AM »

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?

Isn't that how he met his wife ?
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« Reply #247 on: November 30, 2009, 10:44:27 AM »

Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

You can only piss on so many fires.  In Arnold's defence, he managed to hush up enough that there were just a few women remaining.
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« Reply #248 on: November 30, 2009, 10:47:18 AM »

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?
I guess that means the caddy scholarship is available again, and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.


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« Reply #249 on: November 30, 2009, 10:48:51 AM »

I guess that means the caddy scholarship is available again, and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.


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