Johnnynoname - Q & A

[WillGrant]

If you want to be darker you should have been born black........traitors.

Tanned is more attractive than a nog.. It has a healthy glow to it and tanned people always seem happy.  

[webcake]

Good thing i have a nice tan. I'm sure over the summer months it will only get better as i lounge by the pool or if im feeling energetic i will take the 30 sec walk and go to the beach. 

[TheAnimal]

Good thing i have a nice tan. I'm sure over the summer months it will only get better as i lounge by the pool or if im feeling energetic i will take the 30 sec walk and go to the beach.  

For the sake of the quality caucasian pussy that resides in Cronulla don't do that.


 

[io856]

For the sake of the quality caucasian pussy that resides in Cronulla don't do that.


 

Are you suggesting dollar bills don't impress on the beach?

[no one]

Ok, I will kick this one off



PS - xfactor need not apply

wtf?

whoever the fuck is in that picture is so flaming gay it's unreal.

[webcake]

hahah you strike me as the type of person who has to take the train to get to the beach.

The shire girls are fine. Good caucasian girls.

[johnnynoname]

vanity is our sanity

getbiggers would rather die with a good tan 

qft

[johnnynoname]

i'm trying to remember what underwear company this shoot is from....i think it is from Andrew Christian which is one of my favorite brands

[Samourai Pizzacat]

You still need to be predisposed to it.

How would you know you're predisposed to it?
Besides that, genetics play a minor part in the prevalence of skin cancer.
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics

[bigdumbbell]

How would you know you're predisposed to it?
Besides that, genetics play a minor part in the prevalence of skin cancer.
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics

BECAUSE HE A FUCKIN KNOW-IT-ALL

[Marlo Stanfield]

JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?

Well Will, there are many stories about how Johnny removes the hairs around his anus. The one story that i heard and believe to be true is that Johnny had a friend ( lets call him Mr. Black). JNN used to have Mr Black rub Nair on and around his anus. 3 months go by and Mr Black gets in a car accident and cant rub Nair on Johnny's anus. Johnny then asked another friend ( lets call him Mr. Brown) to rub Nair on his anus. When Mr. Brown started rubbing Nair, JNN noticed something wierd and asked...

Johnny: Mr. Brown, where is your left hand?
Mr. Brown: its on your left shoulder Johnny.
Johnny: Where is your right hand?
Mr. Brown: im using it to rub Nair in and around your anus

Johnny then pauses for the longest time and says
Johnny: huh...wierd... when Mr. Black used to rub Nair, he would have both his hands on my shoulders!

[Dachande]

holy shit i don't think i have ever seen forearms that small outside of auschwitz

[johnnynoname]

Well Will, there are many stories about how Johnny removes the hairs around his anus. The one story that i heard and believe to be true is that Johnny had a friend ( lets call him Mr. Black). JNN used to have Mr Black rub Nair on and around his anus. 3 months go by and Mr Black gets in a car accident and cant rub Nair on Johnny's anus. Johnny then asked another friend ( lets call him Mr. Brown) to rub Nair on his anus. When Mr. Brown started rubbing Nair, JNN noticed something wierd and asked...

Johnny: Mr. Brown, where is your left hand?
Mr. Brown: its on your left shoulder Johnny.
Johnny: Where is your right hand?
Mr. Brown: im using it to rub Nair in and around your anus

Johnny then pauses for the longest time and says
Johnny: huh...wierd... when Mr. Black used to rub Nair, he would have both his hands on my shoulders!

way too much work on that one- just get to the punch line next time

[scrawndog]

Thats some serious tanning.  Arent you afraid that your skins eventually going to look like complete dogshit after years of doing that?   You will become "Wilson" the leather man.

[Marlo Stanfield]

way too much work on that one- just get to the punch line next time

calm down Gloria  

[Groink]

JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?

Friction 

[johnnynoname]

Friction 

 

lol...i'm glad that Groink still has enough faith in me to think that there is still some friction left back there

[bigbobs]

JNN, what do you think of my eyebrows in this picture and do you recommend next time I get them done differently?

Also, do you prefer threading or waxing of the eyebrows?

[TheBlockHead]

 johnny,


 My gf doesn't like me exploding all over her face. I don't know anywhere els to put it. What do I do?


 Thanks.


 - Block!

[Marlo Stanfield]

johnny,


 My gf doesn't like me exploding all over her face. I don't know anywhere els to put it. What do I do?


 Thanks.


 - Block!

On Johnny's face 

[bigbobs]

bigbogs you look like Nassers poop .

What's with all the apologetic minorities on this site?   

...countdown to "I am persian, Persians are white" lol

[FitnessFrenzy]

JNN, what do you think of my eyebrows in this picture and do you recommend next time I get them done differently?

Also, do you prefer threading or waxing of the eyebrows?

OUTED including for showing DSL in that pic (no homo) 

[Groink]

OUTED including for showing DSL in that pic (no homo) 

I'm shocked no one has gotten creative with that pic.

[WillGrant]

How would you know you're predisposed to it?
Besides that, genetics play a minor part in the prevalence of skin cancer.
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics

You dont , but to say everyone that tans is going to get skin cancer is silly.As long as you get regular mole maps eg once a year then you should be fine.

[WillGrant]

BECAUSE HE A FUCKIN KNOW-IT-ALL

Read above you disgusting fagg0t