Hi everyone. This is the skank married churchgirl teacher. Wow! Lots of opinions on here! You probably think it is weird that I am allowing these pictures of me to even be up on here, but I think it’s ok as long as my face aren’t in them, right? I am glad that at least you guys seem to like my outsides, since you think my insides are so horrible.
Haha. Just wanted to clear up a few things:
1. Yes, that is the teacher’s bathroom at school where the poor handicapped kids have to go. I understand it is weird to take pictures in there, but I just thought it would be a little bit hot!
2. No, this is not a made up story. I really do exist and this is the real deal.
3. I do NOT have hair extensions. Aren’t those for black girls? And Paris Hilton maybe?
4. Yes, I DO have fake boobs. But come on!! Some girls (me) weren’t born with ANY. Seriously I didn’t have any.
5. I know it seems wrong what I am doing, but I swear it is very different than it seems. I am a nice girl. I probably should have never gotten married and when we did, lightning struck the church. Seriously-it blew the steeple right off and everything! I met Spike three weeks later and I was like holy crap this is the guy I have been looking for the whole time.
6. He can try to act like it’s just a physical thing because it seems like this website is all dudes—like locker room talk maybe? But it’s totally not like that.
7. I just saw this stuff on here today. Spike sent me the link where he put my boob up on something and then I was reading everything he had written about me and I was horrified! But I thought it was a little bit cute. Haha
8. Um, I don’t know what else to say. Just wanted to throw my two cents in……
9. Oh and p.s.-Polychronopolous, I don’t even know what pms are, let alone have I been sending you any.