Ah The Gym

[MCWAY]

todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym

Then you'll REALLY LOVE IT in about a week or two, because you know what happens this time of year.........

INVASION OF THE RESOLUTIONISTS!!!!

THEY'RE COMING!!!

No bench is safe; no abductor/adductor machine will be shown mercy.

[disturbia]

the gym definitley attracts losers...my mother warned me about that

you call your mom "mother"?  thats top notch creepy

[benchmstr]

you call your mom "mother"?  thats top notch creepy

mother tells him to kill strangers and sinners

bench

[Mr Nobody]

you call your mom "mother"?  thats top notch creepy

Reminds me of the movie Psycho.

[CalvinH]

goes without saying,...he was the author

Shoulda took yhe guys Iron Maiden shirt.

[disturbia]

Shoulda took yhe guys Iron Maiden shirt.

he frightened me

[WillGrant]

And one asshole watching it all ( and taking notes.)

THE BEEF

You were there to?

[gordiano]

spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps

Translation: I'm one of the twinks you wrote about.

[calfzilla]

The worst part of these gym resolutionists is what we don't see...what they eat after training.   

[Quickerblade]

The worst part of these gym resolutionists is what we don't see...what they eat after training.   

lol i saw alot today the gym was packed, i will give it 2 weeks and expect it to go back to normal.

[GroinkTropin]

Then you'll REALLY LOVE IT in about a week or two, because you know what happens this time of year.........

INVASION OF THE RESOLUTIONISTS!!!!

THEY'RE COMING!!!

No bench is safe; no abductor/adductor machine will be shown mercy.

Speaking on this- I could not sleep this morning so I head to 24 to do some cardio at 8 am. EVERY SINGLE PIECE EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS NOT ONLY BEING USED THERE WERE 4-5 PEOPLE STANDING AROUND WAITING. Folks, we are talking about 20 treadmills 12 ellipticals 6 stairmasters 8 stationary bikes even 2 fucking rowing machines and they were ALL being used. I said fuck it hit the sauna came out 20 min later and a bike was free. Swooped on it got my hour in and left- fuck me though 8am and its freezing cold outside and people are LINING UP to go to the gym. The parking lot could only be worse of course-soccer moms in a frenzy, little kids running amuck, old guy kept stopping in the middle of the lane looking confused. I was happy I survived and made it back home. Hope tomorrow is better...

[calfzilla]

Speaking on this- I could not sleep this morning so I head to 24 to do some cardio. EVERY SINGLE PIECE EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS NOT ONLY BEING USED THERE WERE 4-5 PEOPLE STANDING AROUND WAITING. Folks, we are talking about 20 treadmills 12 ellipticals 6 stairmasters 8 stationary bikes even 2 fucking rowing machines and they were ALL being used. I said fuck it hit the sauna came out 20 min later and a bike was free. Swooped on it got my hour in and left- fuck me though 8am and its freezing cold outside and people are LINING UP to go to the gym. The parking lot could only be worse of course-soccer moms in a frenzy, little kids running amuck, old guy kept stopping in the middle of the lane looking confused. I was happy I survived and made it back home. Hope tomorrow is better...

Hearing stories like this makes me glad I chose to take today off and get some extra rest. 

[brent2741]

Translation: I'm one of the twinks you wrote about.

no translation needed 

[dyslexic]

todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym

whole lotta 55's in there... 155lb Iron Maiden dude-preppies with 555, 55 year old pedo, 5 foot guy with 155, 55 year old woman made you puke...

That gym mighta been made for 55ers with 5 lb. plates and plenty of em.

[jdooly]

Shoulda took yhe guys Iron Maiden shirt.

ha ha!  I'd take him OFF the list just because of his Maiden shirt!

[funk51]

todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym

    ooops outed yourself.

[disturbia]

    ooops outed yourself.

Iwould fukinglove to look like that---no joke

[chaos]

Iwould fukinglove to look like that---no joke

Pics of you with a beard or I'm calling bullshit.

[funk51]

Iwould fukinglove to look like that---no joke

your kidding right?

[IrishMuscle84]

Then you'll REALLY LOVE IT in about a week or two, because you know what happens this time of year.........

INVASION OF THE RESOLUTIONISTS!!!![/size]

THEY'RE COMING!!!

No bench is safe; no abductor/adductor machine will be shown mercy.

YUP!!! I was just at my local Park district/rec center gym tonight, OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Between 6-7 they just kept pouring in!!! it was unbelievable!! im gonna see if i can post a pic of the gym........

[Palpatine Q]

JNN,

You have the right idea.

Instead of Thailand I want to move to northern Georgia on a 100 acre piece of land at the foot of the Appalachians. (Because someone I know lives there).
It's fucking gorgeous. Rolling hills of hay he gets paid from the locals for the harvest, backs up to a river, meadows/woods full of bambis you can pick off from your .30-.06 while having your morning coffee, a small pond stocked with fish and lots of varmin you can plink with your .22 ALL WHILE wearing Field and Steam PJs.

Sounds really nice...I'd pass on shooting animals all day though

[marty31672]

spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps

cool screenname brent! 

[brent2741]

cool screenname brent! 

thanks "Marty"

[chaos]

Gym was packed with newbs, luckily it was leg day for me, tomorrow is going to suck.