"The Situation", juiced or natural?

[IrishMuscle84]

Translation I married the first pig I nailed and although im in great shape and take care of myself my old lady looks like a fuckin train wreck  lol

LOL. Never been married.

[KevinP85]

I live near the Jersey Shore and about 15 minutes from where this show was filmed.  First off the cast of the show are not from Jersey except for one.  True, Italians guys and girls flood the shore during the summer but I have never seen a more uglier group of people than this cast.  Hit the various broadwalks from Belmar down to Seaside where this show is filmed and you will see plenty of girls that will remind you that these girls on that show are skanks.   This is not a representative of what the great Jersey shore is about. The Jersey shore is the best kept secret in the country. I've been to California and Florida beaches.  They can't compare.  

I'll stick to the florida beaches with the hot cubans, but i still love my fellow guidettes, lol.

[nzmusclemonster]

a guy bigger than you

you happy coz your bra size is bigger than his?

[Flexb]

he's got game, but the chicks he gets are average at best. Those guys settle for the 3am scraps all the time. He's on the juice, his face is so puffy and oily skin

[Hulkotron]

The Israeli chick that Pauly D was with in tonight's episode was pretty good looking, but was also a bit of a lunatic.

[Flexb]

The Israeli chick that Pauly D was with in tonight's episode was pretty good looking, but was also a bit of a lunatic.

ya she was scary. Can't believe after all that he left with her 

[Flexb]

yeah ok, i don't want to sound like a cagefighter, but that was hardly a "fight".  that looked more like a make out session.

as long as we're on topic, what's with the assholes who think that "come on bro" is a good way to fight?  when i fight (well, used to, before i turned 21), i'd try to pop the guy and beat the shit out of him as fast as i could.  i always went for the first shot, because one properly placed punch is all it usually takes.  i never got this phenomenon of talking to the guy you're about to fight.  you fight to win, not to setup a lifelong friendship.

What are you saying? A bar fight is caused by verbal attacks preceding the punching. lol Nothing new there. That was a decent fight. Ronnie rocked the guy, knocked him down and maintained top position while getting some solid shots in. These aren't MMA fighters guy, geez.

[uberman09]

you fucking morons know it's all fake right  ?

[Flexb]

I Think MIKE is the only one whos close to 30. Ya, its pathetic seeing guys going after girls who are 8,9,10 years younger. The youngest girl i ever been with was 3-4 years younger than me. Another thing is seeing guys in thier mid 30s to thier mid 40s dating or going after girls in thier early to mid twenties, LOL. Must have trouble getting pussy from women thier own age.

Well, dude, he goes to clubs where the majority of girls are 19-21. Of course he goes after them. As you get older, you get wiser and realize most girls 30+ are aging and out of shape anyway. Smarter men choose younger girls. LEss baggage

[Flexb]

you fucking morons know it's all fake right 

Ya that fight was fake 

[marty31672]

is the jersey shore friendly to married couples like me and my wife?

[slacker]

Well, dude, he goes to clubs where the majority of girls are 19-21. Of course he goes after them. As you get older, you get wiser and realize most girls 30+ are aging and out of shape anyway. Smarter men choose younger girls. LEss baggage

exactly  30 something girls are whacked and looking for some dude to father their bastard children and pay their bills

[slacker]

you fucking morons know it's all fake right 

dude next your gonna say theres no santa

[Red Hook]

Well, dude, he goes to clubs where the majority of girls are 19-21. Of course he goes after them. As you get older, you get wiser and realize most girls 30+ are aging and out of shape anyway. Smarter men choose younger girls. LEss baggage

quoted for truth...why they fuck would a 40y/o guy want to date a 40 y/o woman?  most women over 30 let themselves go and or gravity takes it's toll

there is nothing wrong with young tight pussy

[uberman09]

Ya that fight was fake 

you know they have scenarists and actors that are paid to make it look as realistic as possible dont you you mothergodamnfucking brainwashed moron.

[Flexb]

you know they have scenarists and actors that are paid to make it look as realistic as possible dont you you mothergodamnfucking brainwashed moron.

someone slap this fool

[uberman09]

someone slap this fool

god you're inconceivably stupid. I can picture you in front of your tv screen geting your pants in a bunch screaming at how realistic the "scene" was and how you totally identify with your favorite "character". Looks like you got hooked exactly as planned. Pathetic muppet.

[Flexb]

so when snookie got KO'd by that guy, that was fake too? That punch that clearly rocked her face was fake? Wow, amazing they can't make fights in movies created by millions of dollars look that realistic.

[Flexb]

god you're inconceivably stupid.

Have you seen the show?

[slacker]

you know they have scenarists and actors that are paid to make it look as realistic as possible dont you you mothergodamnfucking brainwashed moron.

Hey Bro your fucking spun.  That fight was real as taxes.  your an idiot

[uberman09]

so when snookie got KO'd by that guy, that was fake too? That punch that clearly rocked her face was fake? Wow, amazing they can't make fights in movies created by millions of dollars look that realistic.

you know they are paid... you know the point is too make it look realistic, you know they cannot reveal/breach their contracts terms...  

Hey Bro your fucking spun.  That fight was real as taxes.  your an idiot

did you mean "you are" 

[Flexb]

you know they are paid... you know the point is too make it look realistic, you know they cannot reveal/breach their contracts terms...  

omg. Do yourself a favor and log off

[slacker]

you know they are paid... you know the point is too make it look realistic, you know they cannot reveal/breach their contracts terms...  

[uberman09]

omg. Do yourself a favor and log off

why would I, I enjoy exposing your immature credulity. I hope you re not older than 16 ... You ve been obviously overfed with so much crap that your brain turned into a turd already.

[Flexb]

anyhow, the show is pretty entertaining. I know a cop from NJ and says the shore is just like that in the summer. Guido's all over the place and major party scene