Sickest shit you ever saw?

[BIG ACH]

I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments

Were you teh guy bitten or the guy biting?



My dad was in a fight actually once, and some guy bit his right earlobe off completely!

[disturbia]

Were you teh guy bitten or the guy biting?



My dad was in a fight actually once, and some guy bit his right earlobe off completely!

I was the biter---I love to take chunks out of people--I have no idea why

[delta9mda]

a black president. 

oh shit whooooooosh

[mar10s]

 

I wonder what Dr. Fist would post in this thread.

[pugalist666]

I was the biter---I love to take chunks out of people--I have no idea why

why did ya bite him ? was he kicking your ass ?

[disturbia]

why did ya bite him ? was he kicking your ass ?

no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people

[che]

no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people

 

[pugalist666]

no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people

why where you guys fighting ?

[io856]

no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people

[disturbia]

why where you guys fighting ?

he spit on my (at the time) wife

[Option D]

In college i was playing in a football game...This kid caught a pass on my up the sideline and the safety was late gettin over there...well i tackled him and he fell on the knee of the safety and it broke his radius and ulna and both bones came out...that was the first quarter...sort of freaked me out for the entire game.

[YoungBlood]

 Saw it with my own eyes, soooo much blood and pieces of his skull and brain!

Nice pleonasm.

How else would you see it? With your feet?

[ToxicAvenger]

Kinda gives you a phobia of anal sex, doesn't it?

thanx man! i REALLY needed that visual 

[Tombo]

I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments

lololol

[BIG ACH]

Nice pleonasm.

How else would you see it? With your feet?

Well.... like I saw it myself, not like someone told me about it!

But I get what you're saying, sounds stupid if you think about it!

[HICKSON]

Adonis and his "pickle jar' video.

http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html

[Nirvana]

you wanna see good fights go to a southern baptist church
heres what happened: these old codgers sit in the same pew week after week, year after year; and if you sit in their spot they don't like it too much. One sunday two guys got in a fight over a seat,  "man A" bit off "man B's" throat splattering blood errwhere. remeber this isn't southside chicago, this is in church on the sabbath




















true story

[noworries]

How come you didn't get her in the center of the photo.  We can't see all of her. Move left a little

[Krankenstein]

That was also the summer, I got in an accident with my jet ski, got arrested for getting in a fight on the beach, and got rejected after asking out the girl who is now currently married to the son of Egypt's president (see pic below)!

Good thing the husbands "friends" didnt come by and let you know that wasnt a good idea.

[Chevron427]

Not sure if this topic was ever posted here before, but I wanted to know whats the sickest shit you ever saw?


For me, I was 16, I was at the beach in the north coast of Egypt and I saw this guy die by getting his head cut open by a speed boat's propeller.  Saw it with my own eyes, soooo much blood and pieces of his skull and brain!



That was also the summer, I got in an accident with my jet ski, got arrested for getting in a fight on the beach, and got rejected after asking out the girl who is now currently married to the son of Egypt's president (see pic below)!

I cant even imagine how homosexual you must feel to call yourself BIG "..." how many fingers do you stick inside yourself while you call your own name to climax.....

[BIG ACH]

I cant even imagine how homosexual you must feel to call yourself BIG "..." how many fingers do you stick inside yourself while you call your own name to climax.....

 

[io856]

I cant even imagine how homosexual you must feel to call yourself BIG "..." how many fingers do you stick inside yourself while you call your own name to climax.....

maybe he has a huge penis

and his friends called him big ach because of it

[spinnis]

maybe he has a huge penis

and his friends called him big ach because of it

no, the "big" part is refering to the dudes gums 

[pluck]

When I was 19 or 20 we were at this lame party and started to get bored. Now I realize when you combine boredom and being wasted, it's a recipe for funny shit.

2 of my buddies started walking down the street and decide to shit on a car. One drops a deuce on the trunk and the other pops a squat on the hood of a purple late model Dodge Stratus. I was laughing/puking from disgust and hilarity. I guess this shows the degenerates I hang out with, luckily those days are well behind me.

I've been lucky enough not to see people jump to their deaths...etc.

[JaggyShortBuff]

When I was a kid riding with my parents, my dad had to slam the breaks from almost hitting this girl that was running across traffic. The girl only made it one more lane(traffic heading the other way) than wham! Car gotta her full front watched her body fold over smash the hood and windshield as she bounced across the car and land behind the car right in front of another car. It was crazy how slow it seemed to happen.