Funny sick shit.
When I was younger I heated up a packet of my parent's Quaker's oatmeal. I then proceeded to eat. On one spoonful I saw that a "oat" was moving, up and down. it was a maggot, that looked exactly like oats...I spit my food out, went to the bathroom and threw up.
Another time in college, one of my room-mates got something from GNC, he pulled the bag out of the package, and some moths came flying out. He then opened it, and he saw more moths...he started running around scared...He was from South Side of Chicago (same HS that R Kelly went to). he was supposed to be "hard", but it was hard not laughing at some "supposedly hard dude" running around screaming.