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regmac

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2010, 02:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 02, 2010, 02:08:12 PM
Shades of Richard Gere sticking hamsters up his ass.
And I thought Meyo Naye's was cool!  :-\
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2010, 02:39:42 PM »
Even these bastards tried it!

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2010, 02:51:22 PM »
I dont even know where to start lol.
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2010, 02:53:18 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on May 02, 2010, 02:39:42 PM
Even these bastards tried it!


LMAO  ;D
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2010, 03:12:54 PM »
Has JaeJonna posted lately?
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2010, 03:14:17 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 02, 2010, 02:53:18 PM
LMAO  ;D
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2010, 03:19:26 PM »
Quote from: regmac on May 02, 2010, 03:14:17 PM
See the 5 minute Laker fan is a success!
They got lucky reg.
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2010, 03:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 02, 2010, 03:19:26 PM
They got lucky reg.
I'll take the luck!   :D
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2010, 03:38:49 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 02, 2010, 12:47:57 PM
poor musclecenter

Some great posts in this thread but this one is the best!
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2010, 03:57:56 PM »
Eel fuked the shit outta him!
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2010, 03:58:30 PM »
I think he should have ordered the Camwls Hump instead! :P
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2010, 03:59:28 PM »
human centipede part 2?
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2010, 04:03:54 PM »
eels are vicious fucking creatures, like snakes, but in the water

who the fuck would be stupid enough to think that was a funny joke
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2010, 04:19:06 PM »

I went on a fishing trip once on the red sea, and we caught a lot of fish, then we went swimming and we saw this MASSIVE Moray Eeel about 8 feet long!  All of us went back on the boat immediately!

We tried to catch it, and used all the fish which we caught as bait, but mother fucker kept ripping our lines.  We lost all the fish we caught, and went home with no eel!


SCARY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2010, 04:30:25 PM »
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2010, 04:33:22 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on May 02, 2010, 04:19:06 PM
I went on a fishing trip once on the red sea, and we caught a lot of fish, then we went swimming and we saw this MASSIVE Moray Eeel about 8 feet long!  All of us went back on the boat immediately!

We tried to catch it, and used all the fish which we caught as bait, but mother fucker kept ripping our lines.  We lost all the fish we caught, and went home with no eel!


SCARY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!


I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2010, 04:35:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 02, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.

We freaked the fuck out, imagine that bad boy swimming around your legs!
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2010, 04:40:13 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on May 02, 2010, 04:35:26 PM
We freaked the fuck out, imagine that bad boy swimming around your legs!
Thats why I dont go in the ocean anymore I got stung by some fucking thing never saw what it was left a Silver Dollar size bruise on my arm, it didnt go away for 6 months I said fuck the ocean after that.
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2010, 05:01:36 PM »
hahahahahahahaaahahah great thread
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2010, 05:05:31 PM »
I scuba dived for a good portion of my life and have seen a lot of eels but never once did one ever attempt to do any harm. They are usually just curious as you pass their home-spot and take a brief look at you as you pass by.

I personally have never heard of anyone being harmed by an eel while swimming in the ocean that's a possibility I guess.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2010, 07:57:45 AM »
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2010, 09:41:34 AM »
Quote from: stuntmovie on May 02, 2010, 05:05:31 PM
I scuba dived for a good portion of my life and have seen a lot of eels but never once did one ever attempt to do any harm. They are usually just curious as you pass their home-spot and take a brief look at you as you pass by.

I personally have never heard of anyone being harmed by an eel while swimming in the ocean that's a possibility I guess.



I have too and have never seen one that was aggressive. I carried a 38 caliber powerhead (bangstick) for my speargun on stand by just in case though. I haven't ever seen a Moray, only the smaller species.
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2010, 09:47:26 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 02, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.

Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2010, 09:49:31 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 03, 2010, 09:47:26 AM
Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
Oh brother dont encourage me to post up another Gorilla vs Bear video ;D
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2010, 09:50:01 AM »
Lead .... I've just been informed by one of my old diving buddies that he actually speared an eel once and it actually climbed up the shaft of his spear gun in an attempt to get to him.

I think he was shit'en me though. But actually he's not a 'shit'n' kind of guy.
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