Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums
November 18, 2018, 10:24:59 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Login Register  
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!  (Read 10453 times)
regmac
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4304



« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2010, 01:10:32 PM »

Shades of Richard Gere sticking hamsters up his ass.
And I thought Meyo Naye's was cool!  Undecided
Report to moderator   Logged

((-::
Kwon
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 21997

On Go4Its cruiseship, DPs sofah, Martys fence


« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2010, 01:39:42 PM »

Even these bastards tried it!

Report to moderator   Logged
spinnis
Guest
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2010, 01:51:22 PM »

I dont even know where to start lol.
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40218


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2010, 01:53:18 PM »

Even these bastards tried it!


LMAO  Grin
Report to moderator   Logged
drkaje
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 18200


Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage.


WWW
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2010, 02:12:54 PM »

Has JaeJonna posted lately?
Report to moderator   Logged

regmac
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4304



« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2010, 02:14:17 PM »

LMAO  Grin
See the 5 minute Laker fan is a success!
Report to moderator   Logged

((-::
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40218


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2010, 02:19:26 PM »

See the 5 minute Laker fan is a success!
They got lucky reg.
Report to moderator   Logged
regmac
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4304



« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2010, 02:21:59 PM »

They got lucky reg.
I'll take the luck!   Cheesy
Report to moderator   Logged

((-::
just_a_pilgrim
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 2457



« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2010, 02:38:49 PM »

poor musclecenter

Some great posts in this thread but this one is the best!
Report to moderator   Logged
regmac
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4304



« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2010, 02:57:56 PM »

Eel fuked the shit outta him!
Report to moderator   Logged

((-::
regmac
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4304



« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2010, 02:58:30 PM »

I think he should have ordered the Camwls Hump instead! Tongue
Report to moderator   Logged

((-::
hugestatus
Getbig II
**
Posts: 264


« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2010, 02:59:28 PM »

human centipede part 2?
Report to moderator   Logged
~UN_$ung~
Time Out
Getbig V
*
Posts: 5250


Been real, been nice...but it hasnt been Real Nice


« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2010, 03:03:54 PM »

eels are vicious fucking creatures, like snakes, but in the water

who the fuck would be stupid enough to think that was a funny joke
Report to moderator   Logged
BIG ACH
Competitors II
Getbig V
******
Gender: Male
Posts: 8428



« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2010, 03:19:06 PM »


I went on a fishing trip once on the red sea, and we caught a lot of fish, then we went swimming and we saw this MASSIVE Moray Eeel about 8 feet long!  All of us went back on the boat immediately!

We tried to catch it, and used all the fish which we caught as bait, but mother fucker kept ripping our lines.  We lost all the fish we caught, and went home with no eel!


SCARY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

Report to moderator   Logged
hugestatus
Getbig II
**
Posts: 264


« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2010, 03:30:25 PM »

Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40218


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2010, 03:33:22 PM »

I went on a fishing trip once on the red sea, and we caught a lot of fish, then we went swimming and we saw this MASSIVE Moray Eeel about 8 feet long!  All of us went back on the boat immediately!

We tried to catch it, and used all the fish which we caught as bait, but mother fucker kept ripping our lines.  We lost all the fish we caught, and went home with no eel!


SCARY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!


I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.
Report to moderator   Logged
BIG ACH
Competitors II
Getbig V
******
Gender: Male
Posts: 8428



« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2010, 03:35:26 PM »

I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.

We freaked the fuck out, imagine that bad boy swimming around your legs!
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40218


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2010, 03:40:13 PM »

We freaked the fuck out, imagine that bad boy swimming around your legs!
Thats why I dont go in the ocean anymore I got stung by some fucking thing never saw what it was left a Silver Dollar size bruise on my arm, it didnt go away for 6 months I said fuck the ocean after that.
Report to moderator   Logged
Fatpanda
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 9683


One getbigger to rule them all.


« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2010, 04:01:36 PM »

hahahahahahahaaahahah great thread


* hahaha.jpg (100.29 KB, 768x512 - viewed 256 times.)
Report to moderator   Logged

175lbs by 31st July
stuntmovie
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 7750

Getbig!


« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2010, 04:05:31 PM »

I scuba dived for a good portion of my life and have seen a lot of eels but never once did one ever attempt to do any harm. They are usually just curious as you pass their home-spot and take a brief look at you as you pass by.

I personally have never heard of anyone being harmed by an eel while swimming in the ocean that's a possibility I guess.

Report to moderator   Logged
Army of One
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 26004



« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2010, 06:57:45 AM »

http://www.xvideos.com/video210796/mini_eel_enema
Report to moderator   Logged
leadhead
Getbig III
***
Posts: 739


« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2010, 08:41:34 AM »

I scuba dived for a good portion of my life and have seen a lot of eels but never once did one ever attempt to do any harm. They are usually just curious as you pass their home-spot and take a brief look at you as you pass by.

I personally have never heard of anyone being harmed by an eel while swimming in the ocean that's a possibility I guess.



I have too and have never seen one that was aggressive. I carried a 38 caliber powerhead (bangstick) for my speargun on stand by just in case though. I haven't ever seen a Moray, only the smaller species.
Report to moderator   Logged
kiwiol
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 18398


Who is John Galt?


« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2010, 08:47:26 AM »

I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.

Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40218


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2010, 08:49:31 AM »

Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
Oh brother dont encourage me to post up another Gorilla vs Bear video Grin
Report to moderator   Logged
stuntmovie
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 7750

Getbig!


« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2010, 08:50:01 AM »

Lead .... I've just been informed by one of my old diving buddies that he actually speared an eel once and it actually climbed up the shaft of his spear gun in an attempt to get to him.

I think he was shit'en me though. But actually he's not a 'shit'n' kind of guy.
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Theme created by Egad Community. Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!