SATAN VS. JESUS (UFC AND BBING RELATED)

[epic_alien]

 now since rampage and evans could not put on a good fight

lets think about ufc 115

jesus vs satan

i give agressiveness and power to satan

but jesus has a slight edge in forgiveness and defensive skills

what are your odds or take on this upcomming and much needed fight?

[HTexan]

This already happen in the bible. Temptation of chirst, or something like that. 

[chaos]

http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/108/Damien.html

[devilsmile]

jesus is drawn from the competition due to cheating, deceit and lack of ability to follow the rules.

Punishment, feeding him to worms allive, videotaped, extra blueray quality 

[jtsunami]

jesus is drawn from the competition due to cheating, deceit and lack of ability to follow the rules.

Punishment, feeding him to worms allive, videotaped, extra blueray quality 

LOL epic truth

[epic_alien]

the bible is a lie

[wavelength]

it's spiritual scripture, not to be taken "literally"

[jtsunami]

it's spiritual scripture, not to be taken "seriously"

fixed

[wavelength]

fixed

Everyone at one point or another turns to spititual scripture. Or he/she just dies completely unaware of the mystical truth of existence.

[devilsmile]

Everyone at one point or another turns to spititual scripture. Or he/she just dies completely unaware of the mystical truth of existence.

that's being a hypocrite... when you go sit in jail for 20 years, then all of a sudden god exists  ... with turning gay at the same time all of a sudden because hole eventually becomes a hole, right... we're children of god 

[MoralMan]

After this shit UFC will die a long overdue death, a heavyweight boxer like Tyson will come along at the same time and boxing will rule again.

[wavelength]

that's being a hypocrite... when you go sit in jail for 20 years, then all of a sudden god exists  ... with turning gay at the same time all of a sudden because hole eventually becomes a hole, right... we're children of god 

we're all hypocrits anyway.

[devilsmile]

we're all hypocrits anyway.

not me 

never doing hate for love, and never doing love for hate

killing for peace is like fucking for virginity... you gotta ride or die, naw mean!

[wavelength]

not me 

never doing hate for love, and never doing love for hate

killing for peace is like fucking for virginity... you gotta ride or die, naw mean!

OK, you are the exception then.

[devilsmile]

OK, you are the exception then.

just saying like in the previous thread,

that when you walk in the streets, people don't acknowledge you, and dipending on your social status and- or education people judge you by that and decide weather to grin or smile on you... if you have a high profile you get smiles,... if you don't have high profile but your heart is good you still get empty stares and smiles.

But picture this, when a tragedy happends everyone is important and everyone cooperates... "oh no that's terrible, that man just died"... how is it terrible, didn't you just lift your eyebrow to him because he wasn't good enough to be your company  

I would respect the people who would not feel terrible for the man... they would be honest and straight forward

just saying...

[wavelength]

just saying like in the previous thread,

that when you walk in the streets, people don't acknowledge you, and dipending on your social status and- or education people judge you by that and decide weather to grin or smile on you... if you have a high profile you get smiles,... if you don't have high profile but your heart is good you still get empty stares and smiles.

But picture this, when a tragedy happends everyone is important and everyone cooperates... "oh no that's terrible, that man just died"... how is it terrible, didn't you just lift your eyebrow to him because he wasn't good enough to be your company  

I would respect the people who would not feel terrible for the man... they would be honest and straight forward

just saying...

I wasn't being sarcastic, maybe you are the exception. What do I know, I'm just a smartass and I know I'm a hypocrite.

[devilsmile]

I wasn't being sarcastic, maybe you are the exception. What do I know, I'm just a smartass and I know I'm a hypocrite.

I think that now... lets wait untill some ctastrophy luciferian reptilian thingy happends, maby I will be differend then... but I hate two faced people, everyone allways trying to satisfy their own agenda and puting a 24/7 act. Nobody has the bawls to admit they are wrong and everyone thinks their own life is something special.

oh well, not bodybuilding related

[wavelength]

I think that now... lets wait untill some ctastrophy luciferian reptilian thingy happends, maby I will be differend then... but I hate two faced people, everyone allways trying to satisfy their own agenda and puting a 24/7 act. Nobody has the bawls to admit they are wrong and everyone thinks their own life is something special.

oh well, not bodybuilding related

People are two faced, that's how it is.

A catastrophy will happen, one way or another. Unfortunally, there are no survivers on this planet. I consider it a blessing if the catastrophy happens sooner than later.

[Butterbean]

jesus is drawn from the competition due to cheating, deceit and lack of ability to follow the rules.

Punishment, feeding him to worms allive, videotaped, extra blueray quality 

Technically in your chart there...all the deaths would be attributed to Satan.

[Butterbean]

I consider it a blessing if the catastrophy happens sooner than later.

You sound like my mom

[noworries]

Jesus can take a beating we all know that

[wavelength]

You sound like my mom

I didn't mean it in this way of course. The "catastrophy" in everyone's life is just the point where we first fully realize that we are not immortal.

[lovemonkey]

Technically in your chart there...all the deaths would be attributed to Satan.

How? Forgive me but I don't quite understand the argument.

[Ursus]

St Michael the Archangel kicked Satan's ass.

[dr.chimps]

St Michael the Archangel kicked Satan's ass.

UFC 11, right?