Lol. The reason we call it Soccer and dont give a shit what the rest of the world calls it is simple... We are arrogant, because we can be.
Quite frankly, the US dictates more and has more pull in the world than anyone else. Who gives a fuck if 9/10's of the world calls it Football, we dont, and we dont care. Soccer is a godawfully boring game. Period.
Yes. Im being the stereotypical hard headed American. Quite frankly it sounds like youre jealous that we can just not give a fuck and talk shit about your game and truely not give 2 shits. Like Berzerk Fury said, all our 5th class athletes (if that) go into soccer, if we gave a shit about it, we'd dominate it like we do the majority of shit we seriously compete in. Thats just the way it is.