Here's me with a 31" waist and a 50" chest.

[funk51]

Why do your pecs look like woman's tits? 

because you are a latent homo and you lust after guys instead of women and this is your way of justifying it. hope this helps.

[funk51]

damn, i see fat tends to go  to your chest

except in your case where it tends to go to your head.

[funk51]

Tell me those aren't pec implants?

no but i'm betting if we see a pic of you we'd be calling face implant.

[funk51]

how much do you weigh and how tall?

five foot eleven 180 in that pic now i'm 230 and filled out some. believe it or not but back is my best bodypart humble though it be for a natural.

[funk51]

Without a doubt something funky going on there. The shoulder and arm development are completely non existent compared to his chest. There's not enough mind/muscle connection in the world that could isolate the chest muscle that much and bypass 100% any secondary muscle involvement and that's what it looks like. I'm calling implants.

25 inch wide shoulders how wide our yours?

[funk51]

12 inch arms, chicken wing shoulders, belt stolen from the closet of your musclebear biker, and wanabe tough guy come at me bro head raise.

actually arms are an honest 15 in that pic not really flexing them.who said i thought i was a tough guy?

[funk51]

You are obviously a big guy with good shape, but 31" waist and 50" chest? You're talking IFBB pro stats there.

dude i wish i was lying. my look got me thrown off a movie set and a tv show on hbo. when i went in for the fitting for transformers 2 they said i'd overpower the scene. i needed a 54 inch suit coat for thr restaurant scene. also the new hbo series they called me in and sent me home the biggest coat they had was a 40 for that new boardwalk show.no lie.

[funk51]

not to be a hater but you couldnt squeeze on a pair of 31 waist pants if your life depended on it.

your right now i weigh 230 lbs and need 32 inch jeans, by the way not many ifbb pros have small waist distended steroid gut seen here move along.

[funk51]

looking good, stud.

thanks dude  even though you meant it sarcastically.

[funk51]

Not really, cause IFBB pros aren't 25% bf.

like they say a pic is worth a thousand words so where's yours, lets see what a real man looks like a real man not on steroids tom prince dorian yates lee hanet et al. i was measured at less than 10 percent bodyfat fyi.

[funk51]

no arm, no shoulders, no traps and a shitty stomach. And I can almost guarantee that your back is horrendous. So, we are left with a weird looking chest. Do you do anything else but bench?

thank you i always appreciate constructive critism esp frpom a guy who don't post pics of his sorry ass self.

[funk51]

Sorry dude, it looks like you got gino

yeah i agree there it must be genetic causae i ain't never touched a steroid in my life.

[funk51]

u need more upper chest

must be a structeral flaw because i do plenty of incline db presses with decent weight for lots of reps.

[funk51]

what happens when you exhale...

not actually holding my breath their chief, that's all for today, thanks trustnoone for all your attention, now go back and have a wank on me.

[King_Raisin]

funk51 MELTDOWN

[240 is Back]

looks like he has the 240 genetics for Conditioning.

LOL!

I have abs even when unflexed these days

[Silverback Gorilla]

12 inch arms, chicken wing shoulders, belt stolen from the closet of your musclebear biker, and wanabe tough guy come at me bro head raise.

I can't stop laughing at this one lol

[chaos]

Holy shit funk51 lost it bad in this thread.

[SgtSpar]

15 replies in a row.  That must be a record.

[SgtSpar]

yo deucebag what pics would that be i eat t-boe steaks lift barbell plates. seriousely i've benched well over 400 lbs i guess that says i've more than stepped into a gym.

Lol

[trustnoone]

Lol

LMAO! It's Superstarbillygraham


and nice bowl haircut.

[funk51]

There you go, that's better

thanks man i needed that, but could you remove the bra and add a mask like lord humongous in the road warrior i'd really appreciate that. seriousely.

[funk51]

Rofl. too bad sarcasm isnt here

why do you miss your boyfriend... just curious?

[funk51]

wow this guy won't recover.  You look like you don't even work out dude. 

why i enjoy constructive critism now let's see your pic and give us a real laugh, where is it muscles?

[funk51]

manboobs society is calling for you OP

well the jerk store is looking for you. massive seinfeld comeback.