Does a spider bite make you fat?

[noworries]

i would trade my life for the life Keith has lived. he may be in poor health now, but what he has achieved and  experienced would be enough to say it was a good life.  easy to let mom and dad foot the bills and  have an ok physique for a few years, but Keith had world class strength, and can call some of the most famous people in the world true friends.  if every getbigger in the world sat in a room, noworries is the only one Arnold and Stallone would greet by name. he may be obese now, but he admits it and keeps a positive attidude about the future.

Thanks man.  I have fun with these morons.  It amazes me how stupid they are.  The worst thing is they are this way at the peak age of their lives.  They have nothing going for them and their future is going to suck.  To bad.

Keith,

Stop arguing w/ these fools and asnwer my question!

I ate food.  Nothing special.  The thing I probably ate alot of was milk and cereal.  I eat chicken and beef while here.  In Hawaii I never ordered beef.  I ate only fish and chicken.  Ocasionally teri beef but not often.  My worst indulgence is pastries.  I love donuts.  Trying to be better now.  

[Devon97]

Thanks man.  I have fun with these morons.  It amazes me how stupid they are.  The worst thing is they are this way at the peak age of their lives.  They have nothing going for them and their future is going to suck.  To bad.

I ate food.  Nothing special.  The thing I probably ate alot of was milk and cereal.  I eat chicken and beef while here.  In Hawaii I never ordered beef.  I ate only fish and chicken.  Ocasionally teri beef but not often.  My worst indulgence is pastries.  I love donuts.  Trying to be better now.  

I eat 6-7 meals a day and couldn't gain 100 lbs in a year let alone 4 months if my life depended on it. I bet if you had eaten whites, oats, veggies, lean beef, chicken , yams you would have not gained anywhere near that amount of fat.

What kind of cereal were you eating? Whole or skim milk?

[HTexan]

Hint, spider bite doesn't make you fat.
a BR bite my friend on the ass. Dude lose weight.
Bro got bite twice in a week by a BW, dude doesn't wear gloves when doing yard work. No change in weight.

[Tito24]

yes donuts are nice.

[CalvinH]

LMAO, bro you keep walking into these.

At least he's consistant

[SilverSpoon]

Keith, you obviously have the knowledge to be strong.
And none of us posting here can really understand what you have gone through both physically and mentally.
However, spend less time here and more time getting in shape. 
Personally, if I were you, I would spend more time trying to build yourself back by doing circuit type training.  Strength will come back.
I wouldn't waste too much time with cardio that wasn't "fun", because that never works.

[pellius]

LMAO, bro you keep walking into these.

LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.

[noworries]

LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.

Thanks bro.  I wish you had come up to me back then.  I'm sure we would have been friends.  I was always nice to everyone until they didn't listen.  I was proud of some of the shit I took back then.  I had very thick skin.  It was when someone didn't do what I told that set me off.  Especially drunks.  I hate drunks.  And there are always those at closing time who want to impress their friends and girlfriend.  We had the best bouncers on all of LA at Tequilla Willies.  Everyone knew about us.  We were like a tourist attraction for out of towners.  We would alwasy have people come up to us from other countries, states or cities telling us how their friends saw us and they had to say hi to us.  Every club let us in with no wait whenever we went out.  We would always get asked to help if there was ever a problem.  My friends loved hangin out with me on nights we would go clubbing.  The doorman would ask how many I had and we would all get in.  Even in Hawaii I never waited in line.  No matter what people say "size does matter".  That old saying "the bigger they are the harder they fall".  My comeback was "the bigger they are, the harder it is to make fall".  it kind of sucks I look the way I do now, I admit it.  But for now that how it is.  I defnitely do not plan on staying this way.  I am already many times better than I was 5 years ago.  My weight is down some but the important part is that I do not get sick like I used to and my leg is fine. 

We will get together when I get back to Hawaii.  I should be back sometime early next year for a few months.  My daughter is buying a house in Kona.  It is a big one.  Almost 3000 sq. ft. so I might stay with her over there.  But, I will be on Oahu for at least a few weeks.  By the way, my ex is buying a really nice house on the north shore.  it has a guest house and a pool.  She is looking for a full time tenant who can also do some yard work.  Big property.  She is going to use the main house on weekends for herself.  She has a really nice house in Portlock.  If you know anyone who is very trustworthy tell me.  I will get more info for you if you want. 

[pellius]

Thanks bro.  I wish you had come up to me back then.  I'm sure we would have been friends.  I was always nice to everyone until they didn't listen.  I was proud of some of the shit I took back then.  I had very thick skin.  It was when someone didn't do what I told that set me off.  Especially drunks.  I hate drunks.  And there are always those at closing time who want to impress their friends and girlfriend.  We had the best bouncers on all of LA at Tequilla Willies.  Everyone knew about us.  We were like a tourist attraction for out of towners.  We would alwasy have people come up to us from other countries, states or cities telling us how their friends saw us and they had to say hi to us.  Every club let us in with no wait whenever we went out.  We would always get asked to help if there was ever a problem.  My friends loved hangin out with me on nights we would go clubbing.  The doorman would ask how many I had and we would all get in.  Even in Hawaii I never waited in line.  No matter what people say "size does matter".  That old saying "the bigger they are the harder they fall".  My comeback was "the bigger they are, the harder it is to make fall".  it kind of sucks I look the way I do now, I admit it.  But for now that how it is.  I defnitely do not plan on staying this way.  I am already many times better than I was 5 years ago.  My weight is down some but the important part is that I do not get sick like I used to and my leg is fine. 

We will get together when I get back to Hawaii.  I should be back sometime early next year for a few months.  My daughter is buying a house in Kona.  It is a big one.  Almost 3000 sq. ft. so I might stay with her over there.  But, I will be on Oahu for at least a few weeks.  By the way, my ex is buying a really nice house on the north shore.  it has a guest house and a pool.  She is looking for a full time tenant who can also do some yard work.  Big property.  She is going to use the main house on weekends for herself.  She has a really nice house in Portlock.  If you know anyone who is very trustworthy tell me.  I will get more info for you if you want. 

Sure. PM me the details about the tenant situation. BTW, what the hell does she do. Average housing prices in Oahu is $700,000 -- way more in an area like Portlock and large properties on the North Shore. My  payments are killing me here.

Yep, you guys at Tequila Willies did have a rep and you were top Alpha there. Good times then. I really miss the 1980s. Living in Cali in that area: Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan Beach was perfect. I hate the way things are going nowadays. Who would have thought in our day that they'd have air conditioners in the gyms. LOL. The heat kept the pussies away.
 

[MP]

Holy crap, just when you think you have problems you read about a story like that.

Sounds like stuff shit talking Internet punks could never deal with.

Glad you were able to save your leg.

Best of luck getting the weight off.

[noworries]

Sure. PM me the details about the tenant situation. BTW, what the hell does she do. Average housing prices in Oahu is $700,000 -- way more in an area like Portlock and large properties on the North Shore. My  payments are killing me here.

Yep, you guys at Tequila Willies did have a rep and you were top Alpha there. Good times then. I really miss the 1980s. Living in Cali in that area: Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan Beach was perfect. I hate the way things are going nowadays. Who would have thought in our day that they'd have air conditioners in the gyms. LOL. The heat kept the pussies away.
 

The house she owns in Portlock is right on Portlock Road.  She is the 3 rd owner.  It was built in 1941 for the Base Commander at Pearl Harbor.  He then sold it to an Admiral who sold it to her about 11 years ago.  She is an executive.  She makes coin.  She was making $150,000+ back in the early 90's when we were seeing each other.  She is very fruggle and smart.  I posted a photo of her on here before.  Shit her mom has several condos at Eaton Square and other property in Makiki.  I will call her tomorrow and see what is up and PM you

[pedro01]

Spider bites CAN make you fat.

[CalvinH]

LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.

That's not what chaos means

[no one]

LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter[b] how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had[[/size][/size][/size]/b]. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.

ahahahahahaha

here comes phallus the 70 year old internet warrior to tell us all about how much of a deadly weapon he is. just looking at him will can cause death. ahahahahahahahaha oh brother.

[Army of One]

Wouldnt mind trying the 100 pounds in 4 months method patented by Onlyme, thinking about trying the following, falling asleep in a well known area frquented by dangerous spiders, getting bitten then going on the following diet


Breakfast        10 scoops of ice cream topped with 1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

snack             4 big macs, 2 litres of coke and 3 large fries

Lunch             2 large dominos pizzas

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Dinner            3 buckets of fried chicken covered in mayo

Evening snack  3 bowls of pasta, 2 loafs of garlic bread covered in cheese sauce


Im thinking this would accidently and without me being able to help it enable me to gain 100 pounds, if I get fat then it was my metabolism and the spider bite and in no way due to me eating like a fat pig.

[trustnoone]

ahahahahahaha

here comes phallus the 70 year old internet warrior to tell us all about how much of a deadly weapon he is. just looking at him will can cause death. ahahahahahahahaha oh brother.

[trustnoone]

Wouldnt mind trying the 100 pounds in 4 months method patented by Onlyme, thinking about trying the following, falling asleep in a well known area frquented by dangerous spiders, getting bitten then going on the following diet


Breakfast        10 scoops of ice cream topped with 1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

snack             4 big macs, 2 litres of coke and 3 large fries

Lunch             2 large dominos pizzas

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Dinner            3 buckets of fried chicken covered in mayo

Evening snack  3 bowls of pasta, 2 loafs of garlic bread covered in cheese sauce


Im thinking this would accidently and without me being able to help it enable me to gain 100 pounds, if I get fat then it was my metabolism and the spider bite and in no way due to me eating like a fat pig.

Careful he's a debt collector

[240 is Back]

"real" soda makes me sick now that I've gotten so used to the diet variety.

[Hulkotron]

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

I've never seen meals measured in temporal units.  You might be on to something here!

[kiwiol]

Refuse to endorse or follow that unless Fatpanda posts some studies to back it up.

[noworries]

Wouldnt mind trying the 100 pounds in 4 months method patented by Onlyme, thinking about trying the following, falling asleep in a well known area frquented by dangerous spiders, getting bitten then going on the following diet


Breakfast        10 scoops of ice cream topped with 1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

snack             4 big macs, 2 litres of coke and 3 large fries

Lunch             2 large dominos pizzas

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Dinner            3 buckets of fried chicken covered in mayo

Evening snack  3 bowls of pasta, 2 loafs of garlic bread covered in cheese sauce


Im thinking this would accidently and without me being able to help it enable me to gain 100 pounds, if I get fat then it was my metabolism and the spider bite and in no way due to me eating like a fat pig.

Hey did you cum when you woke up thinking about me.  Bet you did. 

[Master Blaster]

Gees, I feel kinda bad how much I'm laughing right now.   


 

[Les Grossman]

Am I the only one that finds Keith the least creepy of the 3 guys in this picture?
 

[che]

Are spiders like steroids ?
Can I use a brown recluse for bulking up  then a Daddy longlegs for cutting?

[Les Grossman]

I watch you now, fag.

Y'all been warned....