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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #125 on: September 20, 2010, 06:45:13 PM »
true anus is a spoiled little bitch coming from a rich leftist family. He never had to work 2 different jobs while studying, always been in contact with rich kids like himself, will stil be "studying" at 35 and will be given a job by his father in his own firm after failing to graduate for the 3rd time.





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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #126 on: September 20, 2010, 06:46:37 PM »
No, it was my day off actually and I got out all of the ingredients earlier to make and bake a Blackberry Jam Cake with Old-Fashioned Caramel Frosting and realized that I did not have enough Vanilla Bean left.  I was pissed because I had the butter at 67 degrees and 4 eggs at room temperature and my stand mixer loaded with White Lily Flour.  So that kind of further soiled things so I decided to come on here instead and talk to you good people.

Mise en place!


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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #127 on: September 20, 2010, 06:46:50 PM »
I`m too Lazy to go to the store to get some more Vanilla Bean right now, plus the cake would take a few hours to finish and Jezebelle is already in bed.  What more could go wrong, right?


So I have to eat my last meal for the day which is either Leftover Baked Ziti or Buffalo Chicken Wings we deep Fried in the Dutch Oven this morning and Twice baked Stuffed Potato with Brocoli, Cheddar and Scallions.

Which should I eat?

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #128 on: September 20, 2010, 06:48:08 PM »
true anus is a spoiled little bitch coming from a rich leftist family. He never had to work 2 different jobs while studying, always been in contact with rich kids like himself, will stil be "studying" at 35 and will be given a job (like he was given a flat and a car) by his father in his own firm after failing to graduate for the 3rd time.




yeah, but its all bullshit...

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #129 on: September 20, 2010, 06:49:59 PM »
I`m too Lazy to go to the store to get some more Vanilla Bean right now, plus the cake would take a few hours to finish and Jezebelle is already in bed.  What more could go wrong, right?


So I have to eat my last meal for the day which is either Leftover Baked Ziti or Buffalo Chicken Wings we deep Fried in the Dutch Oven this morning and Twice baked Stuffed Potato with Brocoli, Cheddar and Scallions.

Which should I eat?

maybe you could suck some sperm out of your greyhounds penises, you fucking fruitcake!

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #130 on: September 20, 2010, 06:50:32 PM »
I`m too Lazy to go to the store to get some more Vanilla Bean right now, plus the cake would take a few hours to finish and Jezebelle is already in bed.  What more could go wrong, right?


So I have to eat my last meal for the day which is either Leftover Baked Ziti or Buffalo Chicken Wings we deep Fried in the Dutch Oven this morning and Twice baked Stuffed Potato with Brocoli, Cheddar and Scallions.

Which should I eat?

Mix em together in a tortia and nuke them for 2 minutes and thirty seconds.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #131 on: September 20, 2010, 06:50:58 PM »
Mise en place!


A rule to live by!

When I was deep frying the wings this morning, I put back the Cayenne and the Cornstarch and could have fucking sworn I had enough Vanilla Bean left for the cake.

So I figured I would Mise en Place everything but the Vanilla Bean (I just knew I had enough because I saw the bottle).


I got PWned.  My stand mixer is still loaded with White Lily, but my eggs and butter are now back in the fridge.  Tomorrow is a new day.


PS.  I also considered a Tres Leches Cake, but decided against it as I don`t think I could have stretched the Vanilla that far.  Somewhere right now, Beranbaum is laughing at me.  I just know it.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #132 on: September 20, 2010, 06:54:20 PM »
true anus is a spoiled little bitch coming from a rich leftist family. He never had to work 2 different jobs while studying, always been in contact with rich kids like himself, will stil be "studying" at 35 and will be given a job (like he was given a flat and a car) by his father in his own firm after failing to graduate for the 3rd time.




The working man is a sucker.  ;)

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #133 on: September 21, 2010, 08:40:31 AM »
maybe you could suck some sperm out of your greyhounds penises, you fucking fruitcake!

^ this

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #134 on: September 21, 2010, 08:41:30 AM »

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #135 on: September 21, 2010, 08:42:47 AM »
Classic thread!

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #136 on: September 21, 2010, 08:57:13 AM »
I really can`t name a single human being that is "intimidating".  Can anyone?

Also, has anyone ever been intimidated personally by another human being?  If so, can you share the story?  I have never run across this.

Ha! You've never been in the armed forces, have you?

Some of my old PTIs were scary blokes. We had one who had fought on that TUF show and he reminded me of a pitbull that had been let off his leash.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #137 on: September 21, 2010, 09:02:23 AM »
true anus is a spoiled little bitch coming from a rich leftist family. He never had to work 2 different jobs while studying, always been in contact with rich kids like himself, will stil be "studying" at 35 and will be given a job (like he was given a flat and a car) by his father in his own firm after failing to graduate for the 3rd time.

Are you a communist? This sounds alot like it.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #138 on: September 21, 2010, 09:22:57 AM »
Mix em together in a tortia and nuke them for 2 minutes and thirty seconds.

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The Master of the tortilla?

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #139 on: September 21, 2010, 10:34:39 AM »
Ok guys.

I just had a Fluffer Nutter Sandwich (Massachusettes state Sandwich) in the interim while I was cleaning the Kitchen in order to attempt to make my Blackberry Jam cake that I did not get to yesterday.  This is going to be a wonderful cake as the whole thing comes in a little over 11,000 calories.  It oughta last Jezebelle and I a few days as I usually have Cake or a Pastry (whatever I bake) for breakfast.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2010, 11:09:35 AM »
"Pellius" is nt intimidated by anyone, he just KNOWS hed kick your ass whoever you are whereever hes met you or heard of you or not.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2010, 01:23:17 PM »
Full of shit.  I once looked at a.very well known harden in my town while in a nightclub, he saw me looking and freaked out. The club was packed but they all managed to split like the red sea when he started shouting at me all 20+ stone of roided up freak. The bounces held the firedoors open so he could drag me outback. Luckily he dropped his rage as if he lost his.memory.  if you were where I. Was and say you weren't intimidated your full of shit.100 people were intimidated enough to get out of the way when he wasn't even looking at any of them.  Adonis ill introduce you if you like.

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2010, 02:23:56 PM »
Full of shit.  I once looked at a.very well known harden in my town while in a nightclub, he saw me looking and freaked out. The club was packed but they all managed to split like the red sea when he started shouting at me all 20+ stone of roided up freak. The bounces held the firedoors open so he could drag me outback. Luckily he dropped his rage as if he lost his.memory.  if you were where I. Was and say you weren't intimidated your full of shit.100 people were intimidated enough to get out of the way when he wasn't even looking at any of them.  Adonis ill introduce you if you like.
Sorry bro I was a little twisted that night. ;D


"Pellius" is nt intimidated by anyone, he just KNOWS hed kick your ass whoever you are whereever hes met you or heard of you or not.
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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2010, 02:35:04 PM »
Where I grew up,my favorite line was,"Cover me I`m going to the store for milk and bread" !

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #144 on: September 21, 2010, 02:37:48 PM »
Where I grew up,my favorite line was,"Cover me I`m going to the store for milk and bread" !
good stuff right there

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2010, 02:42:06 PM »
Where I grew up,my favorite line was,"Cover me I`m going to the store for milk and bread" !
So your boyfriend looked out for you back then?

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #146 on: September 21, 2010, 02:50:47 PM »
So your boyfriend looked out for you back then?
That shits not funny !!  :(

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #147 on: September 21, 2010, 02:53:12 PM »
I admit I am scared that Jezebelle will not like some of the recipes I choose.  She went on a tirade when I made a Buttermilk-Maple Tart last week because she wanted some fucking Lemon Squares instead.  It was a fight in which I lost and the Tart was a total disaster.

Here is what happened:  In the ensuing argument, I decided to overturn the tart shell in the kitchen sink ( I didn`t want to hear her mouth anymore) thus wasting the Pecan/Walnut Crumb Topping that I had also made to go on top.  By that time Jezebelle was even further enraged so we decided to make Whoopie Pies instead.  So I kind of lost out as I really wanted that Buttermilk-Maple Tart with the Crumb topping.

I forgot to mention It wasn`t a total loss though, I ended up taking the tart shell out of the sink, dried it off a bit and crushed it into the dog food bag so the Greyhounds had a little extra special treats to eat.  ;)
Fucking guy is hilarious!  :)

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #148 on: September 22, 2010, 03:09:56 AM »
 like Adonis I generally get on with anyone and give people no reason atall to want to fight me.
However some people look for trouble for the fun of it.
I was jumped as a teen by a known pikey, he was with a friend and so was I.
We were cutting down an alley way to get to the park when he asked me the time. I gave it but then he punched me in the face 6 times for no reason, I was stunned but clenched my fist to retaliate only to look behind and see my mate had legged it, nowhere to be seen.
I just said piss off and walked away, luckily that was the end of it.
Another time I was jumped at cash machine again by pikeys, 3 of them. I was punched once, so I uppercutted him in the teeth and legged it. still have the scar on my knuckle where his tooth went in.
Today i could probably handle myself even better but am totally aware of my mortality. I have 4 kids and a mrs who all need me.
I walk to work at 3:30 am down an alley way which is dark and silent. I never come across anyone usually until the other day. 3 blokes suddenly appeared infront of me very loud and obviously been drinking, I had a moment of panic inside similar to when you think you have lost your mobile phone or wallet where I thought if they start this could turn nasty and I would most likely come off much worse.
Luckily they totally ignored and passed me by.
I think unless you have been in the situation where you have been attacked totally unprovoked then maybe you could say you havent felt inimidated but that would be pretty naive or just not care if you live or die..

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Re: Intimidating?
« Reply #149 on: September 22, 2010, 04:54:44 AM »
I have been intimated many times in my life.
Depends on the situation - everybody has a weak point.
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