How has Fatpanda not committed Suicide? I mean, does he come to Getbig to get punished? Does he have no friends? I kinda feel bad for the guy.

I mean, he is fat, 30's, no friends, virgin, Internet Nutritionist, Fat,..etc...
I get the impression that when his mom comes home, he will say, "Look Mom, look what i did."

Someone give him a god damn Candy Bar or maybe that was his problem to begin with if he is a real person.