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« on: October 14, 2010, 11:31:10 AM »

So I've been seeing this chick on an off for awhile....well apparently it's been a year because I got a pissed off phone call at 2:00am last night saying how could I forget her birthday.it's over,everybody but you remembered.....so on and so forth.so of course I'm so smart I say "how could I remember your birthday,you never told me and we didn't even know eachother a year ago".



....she then proceded to tell me what I got her for her birthday present last year Shocked
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2010, 11:51:02 AM »

Call immigration, problem solved.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2010, 11:53:02 AM »

Call immigration, problem solved.



LMAO Grin


....but I like having her around Undecided
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2010, 11:57:29 AM »

Time for you to spend some time at the "Y" to make up for it....
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2010, 11:58:58 AM »

Time for you to spend some time at the "Y" to make up for it....



Oh well.there's always a couple of weeks from now Wink
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2010, 12:01:31 PM »

Calvin, she can't hold you responsible.....I'm sure your mental faculties were impaired by some alcohol on the last birthday, right?
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2010, 12:08:41 PM »

Calvin, she can't hold you responsible.....I'm sure your mental faculties were impaired by some alcohol on the last birthday, right?


Won't fly with her....she's not human! she can go drink for drink with me,and she drinks tequila Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2010, 12:09:58 PM »


Won't fly with her....she's not human! she can go drink for drink with me,and she drinks tequila Shocked

Just do something good this weekend and play it off like you had planned it all along but now she "ruined" the surprise......
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2010, 12:14:04 PM »

Just do something good this weekend and play it off like you had planned it all along but now she "ruined" the surprise......



Yes,buttering her up is on the menu.



....I texted her twice today and she didn't respond.....she's starting to piss me off Angry
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 12:16:36 PM »

Translated = this is going to cost a lot of $$$ to fix.
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2010, 12:17:11 PM »

Translated = this is going to cost a lot of $$$ to fix.



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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2010, 12:18:26 PM »



Yes,buttering her up is on the menu.



....I texted her twice today and she didn't respond.....she's starting to piss me off Angry

Tell her you don't believe in celebrating birthdays and they ran your family out of Bayside for it and give her a Human Fund donation card.  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2010, 12:21:27 PM »

I'm thinking a very expensive bottle of wine tequila Huh
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2010, 12:36:15 PM »

Diamonds.
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2010, 12:42:01 PM »

Diamonds.


 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Whoa,let's not get crazy here!!!
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« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2010, 12:47:22 PM »

I'm thinking a very expensive bottle of wine tequila Huh

Pure beta move. It's not like you weren't paying her hourly for her services.
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« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2010, 12:50:09 PM »

Honestly Calvin, you know what to do.....why are you texting her like some 22yr old twink?  Just ignore her for a couple of days and she will come calling....unless of course she was unimpressed with the sex......  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2010, 12:55:55 PM »

Honestly Calvin, you know what to do.....why are you texting her like some 22yr old twink?  Just ignore her for a couple of days and she will come calling....unless of course she was unimpressed with the sex......  Grin



Sex is great...why else would you think I care Huh Grin


Pure beta move. It's not like you weren't paying her hourly for her services.


Eh,if I knew it was her bday I would of gotten her something nice anyway.
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« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2010, 12:57:56 PM »

Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
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« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2010, 12:58:06 PM »



Sex is great...why else would you think I care Huh Grin




No, I meant if she doesn't think it was all that, you might not want to try the ignore thing....... Grin


Just bustin' balls..... Cool
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« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2010, 01:02:41 PM »

Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.


Hahaha Grin
No, I meant if she doesn't think it was all that, you might not want to try the ignore thing....... Grin


Just bustin' balls..... Cool




I know.thats why I started the thread,so we could have some fun at my expense.


....but it's a true story!
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« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2010, 03:55:38 PM »


 Angry  Angry
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« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2010, 09:52:29 PM »

Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it.

Even offer her a rim job  Shocked
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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2010, 10:36:30 PM »

how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   Angry
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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2010, 11:34:22 PM »

"So i slip her a length and then i tell her....... FUCK OFF"

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