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« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 02:31:48 AM » |
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Call immigration, problem solved.
LMAO Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
   Calvin, see if she answers your texts, if not, fuck it it's her loss... DUMMY |
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« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 05:15:55 AM » |
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how could you forget Genes birthday like that?  |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 07:21:30 AM » |
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Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it. Even offer her a rim job  Finally some good advices's! how could you forget Genes birthday like that? So much for the new nicer you ...I'm feeling a little bit of a crack in the ice....she called last night  |
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« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2010, 07:30:15 AM » |
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Ask her "Does this cloth smell like chlorofom to you?". Problem solved.
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« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2010, 10:30:19 AM » |
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a Human Fund donation card. Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
The title of this thread reminds me of that classic Clavin and the dookie pic |
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« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2010, 12:10:39 PM » |
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Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.
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« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2010, 12:47:50 PM » |
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Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.
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CalvinH
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« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2010, 07:17:51 AM » |
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Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any ....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila  |
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« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2010, 02:28:00 PM » |
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Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any ....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila  |
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« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2010, 04:01:30 PM » |
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Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any ....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait nevermind |
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« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2010, 04:02:55 PM » |
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Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....
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« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2010, 04:04:35 PM » |
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maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... |
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« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2010, 08:43:24 PM » |
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maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach? |
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« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2010, 06:20:29 AM » |
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wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait
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CalvinH
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« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2010, 06:48:12 AM » |
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wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait
nevermind
Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....
Can't get close to it |
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« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2010, 11:23:09 AM » |
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Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  |
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« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2010, 11:51:45 AM » |
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Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process. Haha |
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« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2010, 01:36:00 PM » |
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Spaghetti benders don't have game.
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« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2010, 03:57:30 PM » |
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R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?
yes, nawww what im sayin??? his cat is a tubby |
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« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2010, 06:23:13 AM » |
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Spaghetti benders don't have game.
Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll |
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« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2010, 09:31:39 AM » |
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Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll Internet chick? Which one you talking about? And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being. |
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« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2010, 09:32:47 AM » |
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Internet chick? Which one you talking about? And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being. Ahhh,,,just look at your av  |
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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2010, 09:36:59 AM » |
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Ahhh,,,just look at your av Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around. I'm onto a different kind of woman these days. |
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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2010, 09:38:18 AM » |
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Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.
I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.
Real one's you can touch |
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« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2010, 09:42:27 AM » |
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Real one's you can touch Walked into that one. Look at the wop getting uppity. Among others, my Chinese friend recently introduced me to the glory of Chinese Moko models. |
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