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« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 02:31:48 AM »

Call immigration, problem solved.

LMAO
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.

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Calvin, see if she answers your texts, if not, fuck it it's her loss...














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« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 05:15:55 AM »

how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   Angry
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« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 07:21:30 AM »

Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it.

Even offer her a rim job  Shocked

Finally some good advices's!


how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   Angry


So much for the new nicer you Angry

...I'm feeling a little bit of a crack in the ice....she called last night Smiley
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« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2010, 07:30:15 AM »

Ask her "Does this cloth smell like chlorofom to you?". Problem solved.
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« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2010, 10:30:19 AM »

a Human Fund donation card.  Grin

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Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.

 Grin




The title of this thread reminds me of that classic Clavin and the dookie pic
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« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2010, 12:10:39 PM »

Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.
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« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2010, 12:47:50 PM »

Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.

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« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2010, 07:17:51 AM »

Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any Angry


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila Huh
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« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2010, 02:28:00 PM »

Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any Angry


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila Huh
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« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2010, 04:01:30 PM »

Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any Angry


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila Huh

wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind
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« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2010, 04:02:55 PM »

Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....
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« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2010, 04:04:35 PM »

maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... Grin
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« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »

maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... Grin
R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?
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« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2010, 06:20:29 AM »

wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

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« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2010, 06:48:12 AM »

wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

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Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....

Can't get close to it Sad
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« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2010, 11:23:09 AM »

Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  Cool
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« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2010, 11:51:45 AM »

Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  Cool



Haha Grin
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« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2010, 01:36:00 PM »

Spaghetti benders don't have game.
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« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2010, 03:57:30 PM »

R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?

yes, nawww what im sayin??? Grin


his cat is a tubby
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« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2010, 06:23:13 AM »

Spaghetti benders don't have game.




Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll Grin
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« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2010, 09:31:39 AM »




Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll Grin

Internet chick? Which one you talking about?

And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being.  Angry
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« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2010, 09:32:47 AM »

Internet chick? Which one you talking about?

And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being.  Angry



Ahhh,,,just look at your av Wink
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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2010, 09:36:59 AM »



Ahhh,,,just look at your av Wink

Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.

I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.
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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2010, 09:38:18 AM »

Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.

I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.



Real one's you can touch Huh Grin
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« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2010, 09:42:27 AM »



Real one's you can touch Huh Grin

Grin

Walked into that one. Look at the wop getting uppity.

Among others, my Chinese friend recently introduced me to the glory of Chinese Moko models.  Shocked

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