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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 02:31:48 AM »
Call immigration, problem solved.

LMAO
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.

 >:( >:( :( :'(

Calvin, see if she answers your texts, if not, fuck it it's her loss...














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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 05:15:55 AM »
how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   >:(
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Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 07:21:30 AM »
Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it.

Even offer her a rim job  :o

Finally some good advices's!


how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   >:(


So much for the new nicer you >:(

...I'm feeling a little bit of a crack in the ice....she called last night :)

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2010, 07:30:15 AM »
Ask her "Does this cloth smell like chlorofom to you?". Problem solved.

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2010, 10:30:19 AM »
a Human Fund donation card.  ;D

 ;D

Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.

 ;D




The title of this thread reminds me of that classic Clavin and the dookie pic
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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2010, 12:10:39 PM »
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2010, 12:47:50 PM »
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.

 ;D

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2010, 07:17:51 AM »
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2010, 02:28:00 PM »
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2010, 04:01:30 PM »
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???

wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2010, 04:02:55 PM »
Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....
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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2010, 04:04:35 PM »
maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... ;D

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »
maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... ;D
R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2010, 06:20:29 AM »
wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

 ;D
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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2010, 06:48:12 AM »
wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

 >:(

Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....

Can't get close to it :(

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2010, 11:23:09 AM »
Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  8)

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2010, 11:51:45 AM »
Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  8)



Haha ;D

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2010, 01:36:00 PM »
Spaghetti benders don't have game.

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2010, 03:57:30 PM »
R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?

yes, nawww what im sayin??? ;D


his cat is a tubby

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2010, 06:23:13 AM »
Spaghetti benders don't have game.




Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll ;D

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2010, 09:31:39 AM »



Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll ;D

Internet chick? Which one you talking about?

And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being.  >:(

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2010, 09:32:47 AM »
Internet chick? Which one you talking about?

And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being.  >:(



Ahhh,,,just look at your av ;)

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2010, 09:36:59 AM »


Ahhh,,,just look at your av ;)

Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.

I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2010, 09:38:18 AM »
Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.

I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.



Real one's you can touch ??? ;D

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Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2010, 09:42:27 AM »


Real one's you can touch ??? ;D

;D

Walked into that one. Look at the wop getting uppity.

Among others, my Chinese friend recently introduced me to the glory of Chinese Moko models.  :o