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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #150 on: January 24, 2011, 05:50:43 PM »
Panda, not flaming you man but surely you gotta be disappointed with just 2lbs lost in six months?
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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #151 on: January 24, 2011, 05:54:15 PM »
Fatpanda is fat

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #152 on: January 24, 2011, 05:57:00 PM »
I PMed a truce to FP.

Which means I won't flame him anymore for at least 24 hours.

Yeah, I know - gayer than Xerxes' custom fitted, vibrating pink lightsaber etc etc

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #153 on: January 24, 2011, 05:59:38 PM »
I PMed a truce to FP.
Gayer than BayGBM in Room 7, by the ice machine, with Bob Chick.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #154 on: January 24, 2011, 06:00:53 PM »
Gayer than BayGBM in Room 7, by the ice machine, with Bob Chick.

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2011, 06:01:05 PM »
I PMed a truce to FP.

Which means I won't flame him anymore for at least 24 hours.

Yeah, I know - gayer than Xerxes' custom fitted, vibrating pink lightsaber etc etc

Oh brother  ::)

 
Gayer than Xerxes' custom fitted, vibrating pink lightsaber .

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #157 on: January 24, 2011, 06:02:36 PM »
Oh brother  ::)

 
Gayer than Xerxes' custom fitted, vibrating pink lightsaber .
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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #158 on: January 24, 2011, 06:19:59 PM »
I PMed a truce to FP.


You're a very nice guy ... I'll have to go look around the old threads to remember the old Kiwi now


You and Avesher drinking the same juice ?


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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #159 on: January 24, 2011, 06:26:52 PM »
I PMed a truce to FP.

Gayer than JNN dancing and singing "what what (in the butt)"

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #160 on: January 24, 2011, 06:27:54 PM »
You're a very nice guy ... I'll have to go look around the old threads to remember the old Kiwi now


You and Avesher drinking the same juice ?


 :)

Haha I just don't want to gang up on the guy and flame him, since I have no beef with him personally. I don't think most people want to put him down either, but he has the attitude for it and seems to love it. Whatever floats his boat, lol.

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #161 on: January 24, 2011, 06:31:07 PM »
Oh brother  ::)

 
Gayer than Xerxes' custom fitted, vibrating pink lightsaber .

Gayer than JNN dancing and singing "what what (in the butt)"

To quote Mars, "I knew it was gay but I didn't know it was THIS gay" :o

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #162 on: January 24, 2011, 06:31:23 PM »
Haha I just don't want to gang up on the guy and flame him, since I have no beef with him personally. I don't think most people want to put him down either, but he has the attitude for it and seems to love it. Whatever floats his boat, lol.
The thing is he has misconstrued these studies into something he wants to believe and when it's pointed out that he is wrong and his application of the studies results are incorrect he immediately starts a flame war......and you know the rest.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #163 on: January 24, 2011, 06:38:34 PM »
The thing is he has misconstrued these studies into something he wants to believe and when it's pointed out that he is wrong and his application of the studies results are incorrect he immediately starts a flame war......and you know the rest.

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #164 on: January 24, 2011, 07:54:09 PM »
you are a sad pathetic individual.

i have owned you.

not once but twice you have been forced to pretend to be me on other forums to try to own me.

you have took the time to create profiles, reply to verification emails, await the ok, then posted pics  ::)

you have sat for hours photoshopping pics of me  ::)

you have sat for hours thinking of things to say as you pretend to be me  ::)

and no one with an ounce of intellect believes that your profile on rx muscle is me.

you are getting desperate more and more and i love every minute of it as i know i occupy your mind so much you have go to these lengths.

what a waste of life.

w8m8 has put a LOT of effort into you.

LOL at anyone putting this kind of effort into you... sad shit.

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #165 on: January 24, 2011, 08:57:54 PM »
what you dont realise you stupid fuck, is that in a carb ridden diet like yours it is IMPOSSIBLE for gluconeogenisis to occur.

you have zero idea what you are talking about- but, that doesnt come as much of a surprise now, does it.


Basic biochem:

When does gluconeogenesis occur?
When dietary sources of glc are not available
When liver has exhausted its glycogen stores (stored glc)


Its science....

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #166 on: January 24, 2011, 09:11:31 PM »
Basic biochem:

When does gluconeogenesis occur?
When dietary sources of glc are not available
When liver has exhausted its glycogen stores (stored glc)


Its science....

thanks for proving my point.
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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #167 on: January 24, 2011, 09:16:01 PM »

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #168 on: January 25, 2011, 01:14:44 AM »
Oh brother  ::)

 
Gayer than Xerxes' custom fitted, vibrating pink lightsaber .

lolz

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #169 on: January 25, 2011, 02:04:12 AM »
Holy shit, best thread in weeks!  ;D
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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #170 on: January 25, 2011, 03:10:56 AM »

LOL at anyone putting this kind of effort into you... sad shit.

I like to see it more like setting the fat fuck straight .. he likes to think he runs this place and everyone is shit on his shoes .. fuck that .. if he can dish it .. he should eat it



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fuck you all - every single last one of you fucking idiots.

LOL DEFCON is at *1*

It would appear Fatpanda has been busy with his soul searching on a few forums, a couple of which would have gone missed if not for the toolbox posting the same crap on them all LOL

Remember when Tubby McTubbytits wrote:

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even with the extra weight over xmas anyone can see the vast improvements i have made over the past 5 months.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=362207.msg5128336#msg5128336


LOL, well yeah, 'obviously' "anyone" can!

Not least, of course, when the "anyone" in question comprises no less than Fatpanda's FAVORITE nutritionist, Lyle McDonald, and the heavily informed members at Lyle's Bodyrecomposition forums.

Now, Lyle and the gang are a great bunch, Lyle and crew can be as caustic as they come, but never without good reason. They only ever dismantle a cretin when it truly is needed.

To wit, surely they, if anyone, could "see the vast improvements" FatPanda has made over the past five months?

Surely they, of all folks, could, and indeed would, be more than happy to validate Fatpanda's opinions, musings of which fall so inline with their own?

Oh, but wait, what over yonder, doth so verily pray:

http://forums.lylemcdonald.com/showthread.php?t=10063

LOL, to wit, a few choice quotes from the above linked thread that can be found at Lyle's forum:

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it's very simple. you are not (have not been) in a caloric deficit and that training routine is crap.

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Your workouts are awful, and I can't see much progress.

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There's not a significant difference between pictures.

Your workout routine is silly.

Eat less.

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You are overthinking everything not worth overthinking and disregarding the things not worth disregarding.

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YOU. ARE. EATING. TOO. MUCH.

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Before even diving into a training routine get your nutrition right.

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in this case it is clear that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing

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With regards to the food, 2000 isn't massively low, but at you weight you should have been getting slimmer. Are you sure you have been weighing food and counting all your calories? Not just estimating, but actually counting?

There is more to come, and we KNOW you want to see it, riiight?

Oh go on then, more ownage of the tartan draped, trifle dipping terrorist, of whom, was trying to keep it on the quiet by posting under his 'Scott' account LOL:

Muscletalk: 40,000 members, biggest in UK:

http://www.muscletalk.co.uk/Hi-guys-new-member-fat-loss-picstransformation-opinions-wanted-m4295570.aspx

From the above thread:

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my adivce would be that after 16 years training, its time to admit you know nothing about training or diet, and that your practical application of it is next to useless.

stop quoting science, or 'facts' at people, and listen to the advice given.

Be aware, Muscletalk is the antithesis of Getbig, they really do neither insults nor flaming, yet even they cannot bullshit the big man about his complete lack of progress.

Trust me, they will usually find at least the smallest bit of progress upon which to optimistically focus on rather than say anything bad. Indeed, many often times it is actually the case the MT crowd veer into delusion city when blowing smoke up a persons ass vis a vis progress rather than highlight any lack of progress thereof.

Thus, as is the case in the above link, when the Muscletalk members say "we cant see any difference between the before and after pics, you fat girl [my emphasis]" you really do know you have hit rock bottom... in fact, not only have you hit rock bottom, but whilst you were at rock bottom, you found yourself stood outside of The Hard Cock Cafe gay club prior to being hit over the head with a bag of rocks by a leather top looking for a bottom to rape!!! THAT is the depth being plunged here!!!

Lets just say, as per Lyle McDonalds own forum, the general consensus on these other big "seen by many" international boards, is what? Well, the consensus is, that fatpanda is full of shit; not only full of shit, but drenched with a most diabolically disgusting of diarreas, and to to such a scale, he is able to contrive a novel form of gravity with his immense, shitstained bulk!!

Oh and, the above, forum based, comedy gold has given our dept some degree of ideas, vis a vis, events taking an even funnier turn, whence come the time our team at MOSSAD HQ intercept the replies to the humorous emails that were sent out during the last tea break.

Updates as and when, and no, you really won't expect the epic nature of some of the names that will be replying LOL

et tu, ya fat, smug, Kit Kat muching, jug of dripping jam :)

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #171 on: January 25, 2011, 03:14:16 AM »
by our dear own 'fatpanda':



"...Yoshe, I agree, I NEEDED an outside, objective opinion; I knew I could get it here

I think I need to revamp my training. I'm going to go for a traditional weights twice per week, with a 5k walk each day while on 2000cals per day, with 200g protein.

It can't get much worse than the piss poor results I've achieved so far, eh? LOL...'

and :

'...As you say, those bisucits and choc bars really do add up if I ma honest.

To be honest, I bet I have hampered my efforts by a mere three biscuits and one choc bar per day (500cals in total) of which have taken me just over maintainence.

Ah well, time to get gesptapo on the bastards LOL...'




guess a caloire isn't just a calorie, eh bitch?


ahahahahahahahahahahahah ha

muthafuckin pwnd


I have had these - FAT-PANDA - threads mailed to me (the ones since last October) by a user here, & have ignored his accusations, that all these haters are the infamous, 'PT' but, this thread was just to GOOD to ignore................

Pillowtalk - had to come out of retirement to revel in the glorious sight that is this thread.
I fell around on the floor for so long I needed a shower to wash the sweat off me..........
LOLOLOLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z
Fat-Panda OH-MY - one has dropped the ball some what,no??

Moi  :-*

PT
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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #172 on: January 25, 2011, 04:16:35 AM »
 
I have had these - FAT-PANDA - threads mailed to me (the ones since last October) by a user here, & have ignored his accusations, that all these haters are the infamous, 'PT' but, this thread was just to GOOD to ignore................

Pillowtalk - had to come out of retirement to revel in the glorious sight that is this thread.
I fell around on the floor for so long I needed a shower to wash the sweat off me..........
LOLOLOLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z
Fat-Panda OH-MY - one has dropped the ball some what,no??

Moi  :-*

PT


too bad the fat fuck can't drop 50 pounds as easily



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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #173 on: January 25, 2011, 05:29:42 AM »
I have had these - FAT-PANDA - threads mailed to me (the ones since last October) by a user here, & have ignored his accusations, that all these haters are the infamous, 'PT' but, this thread was just to GOOD to ignore................

Pillowtalk - had to come out of retirement to revel in the glorious sight that is this thread.
I fell around on the floor for so long I needed a shower to wash the sweat off me..........
LOLOLOLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z
Fat-Panda OH-MY - one has dropped the ball some what,no??

Moi  :-*

PT
What's up fucker? How's the hills? :D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: now this is how you own somebody- courtesy of 'chaos'
« Reply #174 on: January 25, 2011, 05:32:02 AM »
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