Author Topic: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail  (Read 8157 times)

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Re: Oops
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2011, 05:20:53 PM »
keep us updated bro


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Re: Oops
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 05:25:18 PM »
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so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

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Re: Oops
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2011, 05:26:50 PM »
bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

dude....that is like Guiness book of world's records type shit right there

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Re: Oops
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2011, 05:28:07 PM »
dude....that is like Guiness book of world's records type shit right there

ya that was the first time that has happened to me

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Re: Oops
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 05:30:17 PM »
First thing tomorrow shiv someone. 

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Re: Oops
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2011, 05:31:48 PM »
First thing tomorrow shiv someone. 

i just legit lol'd in my apartment

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Re: Oops
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2011, 05:40:30 PM »
the voices are your New Gods

when the darkness falls your tears will be like sweet wine that makes the children sleep forever

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Re: Oops
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2011, 05:40:58 PM »
the voices are your New Gods

when the darkness falls your tears will be like sweet wine that makes the children sleep forever

already past that level

cmon now get with the program

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Re: Oops
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2011, 06:32:05 PM »
Thank god,,Now make some funny photoshops to Allah to thank him for his blessings, and sacrifice two virgins

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Re: Oops
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2011, 06:42:04 PM »
o he will be donating some organs all right , mostly his lower intestines


HA HA HAAAA.

With Josh's luck.....he finally gets some money only to be killed for his sneakers while serving a three week sentence

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Re: Oops
« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2011, 06:46:22 PM »

HA HA HAAAA.

With Josh's luck.....he finally gets some money only to be killed for his sneakers while serving a three week sentence

they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P

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Re: Oops
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2011, 06:47:43 PM »
bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

Lucky break.

Now stop doing stupid shit and start doing something productive with your new found money.

Good luck.
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Re: Oops
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2011, 06:48:13 PM »
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P
do you still call rocks "rocks?...or are they called "earth pebbles", or "frankenberrys"?

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Re: Oops
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2011, 06:48:53 PM »
Lucky break.

Now stop doing stupid shit and start doing something productive with your new found money.

Good luck.
yes...like having wild sex with prostitutes and putting the video on the internet!!

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Re: Oops
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2011, 06:50:45 PM »
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P

thought you were going section 5150...so why are you still on the board?

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Re: Oops
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2011, 06:51:16 PM »
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P

Give up the kicks...you now have a life worth living....don't give up the ass.  ;D

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Re: Oops
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2011, 06:52:53 PM »
Give up the kicks...you now have a life worth living....don't give up the ass.  ;D
just watch out for rats!!



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Re: Oops
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2011, 06:53:41 PM »
Lucky break.

Now stop doing stupid shit and start doing something productive with your new found money.

Good luck.

yeah I was doing ultra well til this act of stupidity

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Re: Oops
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2011, 06:55:07 PM »
thought you were going section 5150...so why are you still on the board?
so that is frowned upon?
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Re: Oops
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2011, 06:55:21 PM »
yeah I was doing ultra well til this act of stupidity
go streaking....its the only way to heal..

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Re: Oops
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2011, 07:21:14 PM »
old behavior
me flipped out
warrants out for me
off to jail

will report if I get out on bail--if not see you whenever

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Re: Oops
« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2011, 07:23:39 PM »

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Re: Oops
« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2011, 07:27:01 PM »
dom out  :P

Funny thing is..... I have no idea who was running that gimmick. But I'm gonna claim the credit just to piss them off   :)
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Re: Oops
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2011, 07:30:50 PM »
Funny thing is..... I have no idea who was running that gimmick. But I'm gonna claim the credit just to piss them off   :)

i can support that

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Re: Oops
« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2011, 07:40:59 PM »
Where did you get the computer to post this stuff, if doing  city/county/state time? Give a wink and nod if you run into Squadfather. But he might be out by now.
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