Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!

[Rearden Metal]

  Don't be so sensitive because you are short. I bet you would look very cute in a dress with make-up on. In prison, you wouldn't get into dangerous fights because your man would protect you. You would also receive a candle light dinner on Valentine's Day.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL we might find out if my taxes are as high as I think they'll be.

[DroppingPlates]

  Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".

  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE

This midget has a 9.75-inch hammer. Don't know about you, but I can't beat that as a 6.0 tall dude 

[geneticmarvel]

[geneticmarvel]

Oh the Irony it hurts, on pretty much any other site in the fucking world being tall is a no brainer advantage, yet on a site dedicated to physique it becomes an hot button issue.

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height

Its so obvious on this site, and it seems to really piss everyone off when you mention it too. Shorter is better for bodybuilding ONLY, nothing else. Especially attracting women. Honestly, have you ever seen a 5'8" 285lb bloated self conscious bodybuilder throwing a football around at the beach, smiling, frolicking and having a great time with women? Its always the skinny dudes (tall or short) getting all the women having good times without a care in the world. Meanwhile the chemical factory walks around eyeballing people with an angry pouty look on his face like a teenager that never got kissed at his first prom.

Its good to be muscular relative to your height, but bloated and huge with zero athletic ability or personality is not an attractive package for any women. When I was a teen I wanted to be big- IFBB pro big. Now I look at it as a desperate cry for attention and bitterness for being short and actually find the idea of being as big as possible quite laughable.

5'8" 215 fitlbs with abs, well spoken, attractive face, athletic and and a decent 40 yard dash is all you can really strive for. Having the strength of 2 men is a bonus too. If your short and you at least have all that with some cash in your pocket women will flock in your direction. You have to work within your god given means, instead of being in denial and consuming a pro bodybuilder drug regime with hopes of "one day going pro." lol

[Earl1972]

  Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".

  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE

no relation between penis size and height

http://healthguide.howstuffworks.com/penis-definition1.htm

if it were true every nba reject would be in porn

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[Jadeveon Clowney]

Suckmyass is definitely a beta - probably 6ft1.  6ft4 and up is where alpha-ness is inherent.  Unless magicuser is actually 6ft6 as he claims. 

[Lundgren]

LOL Youre tired of this shit? Every single opportunity you get you mention that people are "midgets" etc and show the whole world your insecurities, we get it you're tall! Big wop.. now maybe you can fix your epic moonface, fix your mental health and focus on those other things that might be important.

Lol how is me complaining about a certain bodybuilder or whatever being to short, any different from wide/narrow/ lean fat etc. It's important part of physique and completely ignored in the "modern" ifbb. It's called GETBIG don't pretend I'm going off topic or on with some little obsession, height is one of the most basic aspects of size to 99.999 percent of the population.

Lol never said I was hot shit in a champaign glass, I mention my mental problems/weight issues about ten times more than height so stop pretending I'm talking about my height when I mention that other folk(bbers below 5 10 are midgets).

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Lol how is me complaining about a certain bodybuilder or whatever being to short, any different from wide/narrow/ lean fat etc. It's important and completely ignored in the ifbb.

Lol never said I was hot shit in a champaign glass, I mention my mental problems/weight issues about ten times more than height so stop pretending I'm talking about my height when I mention that other folk(bbers below 5 10 are midgets).

How tall are you, Salty?

[Lundgren]

How tall are you, Salty?

about 12.5 average banana lengths.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Below 5'10 are midgets? Average height in the US is 5'9", so the average man is a midget too?

Bodybuilding is about creating a aesthetic physique , not just size, Danny Padilla and Shawn Ray may be midgets to you but they are still some of the best balanced bb'ers ever

You're just talking shit cause you're tall, height is something you do nothing to get yourself, pure coincidence, the short bb'ers actually worked hard to get where they are and I bet the feeling of being jacked is enough to not give a shit about what some fat newfie blabbermouth thinks about him

zip it, persian midget.  The real Xerxes was 7 ft tall like Peter the Great of Rooshia.

[Lundgren]

Below 5'10 are midgets? Average height in the US is 5'9", so the average man is a midget too?

Bodybuilding is about creating a aesthetic physique , not just size, Danny Padilla and Shawn Ray may be midgets to you but they are still some of the best balanced bb'ers ever

You're just talking shit cause you're tall, height is something you do nothing to get yourself, pure coincidence, the short bb'ers actually worked hard to get where they are and I bet the feeling of being jacked is enough to not give a shit about what some fat newfie blabbermouth thinks about him

Yes and I wouldn't expect the olympia to have average or below average size biceps, calves, traps etc. So why would it be any different with height. And as far as height being something you don't work for so is hip to waist ratio, joint sizes, symetry, skin type or whatever, stop pretending this is any different from any other aspect.

When the fuck did I ever say I had the genetics for bodybuilding, it's not even on my radar, it's about men in thongs remember, not your reflection.

[Lundgren]

Well obviously when it comes to bodybuilding, if all else is equal, then the tall guy wins, but it just so happens that  5'8"-5'11" seems to be the best for bodybuilders because its easier to fill out than for a tall guy, who will more often look lanky in comparison.

Too any normal person cutler is a stocky sack of shit, to must folk arnold is fucking perfection, you think that it's just an accident that he appears to be 6'2"(6'+)

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Yeah Cutler vs Arnold for aesthetic appeal, great comparison bro.  

btw  at "to most people arnold is fucking perfection"

you're a short brown man with muslim sympathies so you are incapable of objectivity on the subject of Arnold.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I forgot that you also suffer from early onset male pattern baldness which further renders you incapable of objectivity on the subject of a tall white man with a full head of hair who is married to a Roman Catholic. 

[Hurricane Beef !]

eww ewww ewwww

ROFL!!!

THE BEEF

[cephissus]

i'm 6'3" and just look like a lanky twink

[Jadeveon Clowney]

-Don't know anything about short guys and prison life, but my step-dad was only 5'5" tall and he was hung like a horse. All the studies support that their is no relationship between penis size and height. Nevertheless, I would rather be tall than short regardless of whether it would mean I'd have a bigger penis. For the record I am a shade under 5'11" and my penis is around average at 6.5".

What getbigger hasn't checked out his stepdad's horse appendage?

[Matt C]

  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Igor Vovchanchyn is a 5'8 alpha male.  It can be done.

[BayGBM]

What getbigger hasn't checked out his stepdad's horse appendage?

Outed!

[Primemuscle]

Outed!

Really? You do have an obsession with outing people, as I recall....this is somewhat pathetic, don't you think? There must be something better you could do with your time. As for me being outed, I was never in.

[Primemuscle]

What getbigger hasn't checked out his stepdad's horse appendage?

So, Jadeveon are you saying that when you were a kid, you never saw your dad or stepdad (which ever the case may have been) naked?

[kiwiol]

Really? You do have an obsession with outing people, as I recall....this is somewhat pathetic, don't you think? There must be something better you could do with your time. As for me being outed, I was never in.

It's a running joke in Getbig. Relax.

[Parker]

-Don't know anything about short guys and prison life, but my step-dad was only 5'5" tall and he was hung like a horse. All the studies support that their is no relationship between penis size and height. Nevertheless, I would rather be tall than short regardless of whether it would mean I'd have a bigger penis. For the record I am a shade under 5'11" and my penis is around average at 6.5".

Sucky should check out Shorty Mac, the Leon Phelps of the porn world....dude is like 5'3-5'4...but the women can't handle him...

[geneticmarvel]

Sucky should check out Shorty Mac, the Leon Phelps of the porn world....dude is like 5'3-5'4...but the women can't handle him...

The Ukraine Freight Train is pure alpha.

[Nirvana]

if the only thing you have going for you in life is height, then you're pathetic.  being tall is not an accomplishment and is never earned.

btw I'm 6'0 and it's nothing spectacular.