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« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2012, 01:13:06 AM »

Jewhit/Juruth...Great Perhaps a Kai story will be in the making?

contain your orgasms
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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2012, 01:51:54 AM »

Even Bay felt this thread was too gay, and left
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« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2012, 02:00:40 AM »

I bet Phil is laughing reading this!!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2012, 02:41:13 AM »

When you keep it nice and simple you can be funny .. only to the getbig audience ... but the reason why you writ here instead of being a famous writer is simple: you overcomplicate things.
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« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2012, 02:56:44 AM »

When you keep it nice and simple you can be funny .. only to the getbig audience ... but the reason why you writ here instead of being a famous writer is simple: you overcomplicate things.

How is that Sebastian? I think most of his stories are banal in content and nature.  Smiley
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« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2012, 03:03:18 AM »

Lord Byron up in the place  Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2012, 04:16:18 AM »

Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids.  The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her snatch moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill.  The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt.  Oh, to die!
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« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2012, 04:26:27 AM »

more please, very hot stories
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« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2012, 06:12:38 AM »

How is that Sebastian? I think most of his stories are banal in content and nature.  Smiley
Not in that sense. The wording should be simple and fitting. He paints the picture with neon colors and extreme nuances when a simple combination of pastels and some shadowing would do. He was funny once with Branch. After that he became boring with his ultra bizzare homoerotic fantasies.
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« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2012, 12:24:39 PM »

This is some funny shit
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« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2012, 12:31:51 PM »

Not in that sense. The wording should be simple and fitting. He paints the picture with neon colors and extreme nuances when a simple combination of pastels and some shadowing would do. He was funny once with Branch. After that he became boring with his ultra bizzare homoerotic fantasies.

Branch story was the best. Never quite came back after that one
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« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2012, 12:23:30 AM »

Not in that sense. The wording should be simple and fitting. He paints the picture with neon colors and extreme nuances when a simple combination of pastels and some shadowing would do. He was funny once with Branch. After that he became boring with his ultra bizzare homoerotic fantasies.

Ah.. I agree with you here. I agree that the theme and topic of his short stories is banal and very simple. The ostentatious language does not seem to be a fit for the latter.  Wink
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« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2012, 12:34:54 AM »

fukin' tears in my eyes LOL!
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« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2012, 02:29:04 AM »

The muscle schmoes love him. "Oh, look at his arm development"...
Gayer than a 70 year old man enjoying muscle boy physiques...
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« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2012, 03:03:33 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2012, 11:22:54 AM »

You find yourself on all fours...wiping down the chrome rims on Phil Heath's flashy car of the week.  The homies have dropped by and they laugh at you and joke as your transluscent pale skin burns in the sun.  The crew gather around a grill and throw on some steaks and light their blunts...you realize they have taken over the office jobs, the sales jobs, the lawyer jobs...their man is in the White House...and here you are dressing Phil Heath's tires...afraid to look up, you glance sideways at Phil's tree trunk thighs, and embrace your station in life.  Next, the white chicks arrive and start laughing and joking with the brothas, and you wonder if you should ask Phil if you should fetch him a beer...

THREAD BUMP, FOR SHEER AWESOMENESS! Cool
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« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2012, 11:33:48 AM »

juruth is the man
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« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2012, 11:38:54 AM »

juruth is the man
Yes, he is! I couldn't come up with 1/4th of his work if someone locked me in a closet for a week with pen & paper.

...juruth for president!
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« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2012, 11:45:01 AM »

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« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2012, 12:28:35 PM »

I thought that this thread would be about man purses  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #45 on: November 17, 2012, 12:33:01 PM »

These come straight from the depths of juruths loins. 
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« Reply #46 on: November 17, 2012, 05:12:55 PM »

I thought that this thread would be about man purses  Roll Eyes

Lol!!
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« Reply #47 on: November 17, 2012, 05:47:59 PM »


Yes!
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« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2013, 02:52:05 PM »

Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids.  The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her snatch moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill.  The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt.  Oh, to die!
Olympia time!
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