what's your favourite serial killer ?

[OptimusPrime1980]

set a house on fire and throw her back in? 

"I realised it was "god's" will bitch"

i was actually thinking about writing that down.
but something hold me back...
but since you are sick as well... indeed! lol!!!!!
kill the ungratefull bitch! finish the job... lol!

[spinnis]

i was actually thinking about writing that down.
but something hold me back...
but since you are sick as well... indeed! lol!!!!!
kill the ungratefull bitch! finish the job... lol!

speaking of god. Another good thing to know is that if you ever get caught by middle eatsern terrorists is to shout "allah ahkbar" when they are about to execute you. Might save your life lol

Im gonna try and find the article, they had captured a bunch of turist, had then go down on their knees, and he was 5th in line if I remember correctly, the started killing one after the other, and when they came to him he started shouting allah ahkbar and they spared him. Only survivor of the group  

[OptimusPrime1980]

speaking of god. Another good thing to know is that if you ever get caught by middle eatsern terrorists is to shout "allah ahkbar" when they are about to execute you. Might save your life lol

Im gonna try and find the article, they had captured a bunch of turist, had then go down on their knees, and he was 5th in line if I remember correctly, the started killing one after the other, and when they came to him he started shouting allah ahkbar and they spared him. Only survivor of the group  

lol!!!
smart guy, the turist..
anyway, will not be seeing moslims anytime soon..
i left the Netherlands... lol!
lots of islamic radicals there....

[spinnis]

lol!!!
smart guy, the turist..
anyway, will not be seeing moslims anytime soon..
i left the Netherlands... lol!
lots of islamic radicals there....

Its one of those things thats good to have in the bag of knowledge that you hope you never have to use lol.

[OptimusPrime1980]

Its one of those things thats good to have in the bag of knowledge that you hope you never have to use lol.

indeed!
i also have one for you....
when in the amazone...
never , never ever... take a piss in the waters!
candiru will get you... always piss outside of the water!
lol!!!!

[spinnis]

indeed!
i also have one for you....
when in the amazone...
never , never ever... take a piss in the waters!
candiru will get you... always piss outside of the water!
lol!!!!

that common knowlede though?  

I have one, a persons ass apparently tastes the best (accodingly to cannibal serial killers). If you were stranded on an island and had to eat someone.

...and never eat the brain. that will apparently make you sick as shit for some reason.  So if your're stuck with someone and the third guy dies and everyone is starving, you recommend the other guy to eat the brain since its "supposed" to be delicious while you make do of the "ass" since yo're a good "friend"   then he dies and you can eat him also and survive!  

[OptimusPrime1980]

that common knowlede though? 

I have one, a persons ass apparently tastes the best (accodingly to cannibal serial killers). If you were stranded on an island and had to eat someone.

i like wouldn't mind a females ass....... lol...
i do take a bite every now and then... just not bite to hard.. lol!!
but a male..?? first you have to get rid of all the hair....
disgusting! lol.....
i think i rather die...
or do you think survival mode will kick in?

lolol!!

[spinnis]

i like wouldn't mind a females ass....... lol...
i do take a bite every now and then... just not bite to hard.. lol!!
but a male..?? first you have to get rid of all the hair....
disgusting! lol.....
i think i rather die...
or do you think survival mode will kick in?

lolol!!

ofc. whats nasty or not will be your last concern if your close to dying =)

and Im talking about frying the ass, not eating it as it is  just hope you can make a fire lol.

[OptimusPrime1980]

this is really one of the strangest conversations i have had in a long while...
usually drugs were a part of these conversations...
but i am sober.. lol!

[OptimusPrime1980]

ofc. whats nasty or not will be your last concern if your close to dying =)

your right swede...
and if your the only one to survive..
it is not like somebody will tell you ate a dudes ass... lolol!!

[spinnis]

this is really one of the strangest conversations i have had in a long while...
usually drugs were a part of these conversations...
but i am sober.. lol!

I might save your life  

another good thing to know

(couldnt find the actual video I was searching for) sharp enough to cut paper. or cut the throat on your potential kidnapper  

edit, the video I had in mind, he shows you thats its sharp also

[spinnis]

your right swede...
and if your the only one to survive..
it is not like somebody will tell you ate a dudes ass... lolol!!

a rescue crew arrives the day after you finally decided to eat the dudes ass to save your life.
Then they noticed and ask you why the dude laying dead next to you is missing an ass cheek hahahah

[OptimusPrime1980]

a rescue crew arrives the day after you finally decided to eat the dudes ass to save your life.
Then they noticed and ask you why the dude laying dead next to you is missing an ass cheek hahahah

lol about the knifes.. but swede.. i do not smoke!
so i am fucked in a life threatening situation.. lol!

ok back to the ass situation...
well......
i would say we were trying to catch fish....
and he was attacked by a shark....
and the shark bit of just one ass cheeck...
lol... bound to have sharks with good taste.... 

[spinnis]

lol about the knifes.. but swede.. i do not smoke!
so i am fucked in a life threatening situation.. lol!

ok back to the ass situation...
well......
i would say we were trying to catch fish....
and he was attacked by a shark....
and the shark bit of just one ass cheeck...
lol... bound to have sharks with good taste.... 

your kidnapper might smoke and leave buts laying around on the floor etc. Or you might find one.

what if its a plane that carshes up in the mountains (like what happened to the poeple that started eating each other) fishing story is probably hard to sell then 

[Mr Nobody]

Charles Ng.

[OptimusPrime1980]

your kidnapper might smoke and leave buts laying around on the floor etc. Or you might find one.

what if its a plane that carshes up in the mountains (like what happened to the poeple that started eating each other) fishing story is probably hard to sell then 

shit.. lol!!
i was imagining a desert island for some reason...
well in the mountain scenario... a bear??? with a taste for ass??lol!!

[spinnis]

shit.. lol!!
i was imagining a desert island for some reason...
well in the mountain scenario... a bear??? with a taste for ass??lol!!

on the top of a mountain that cannot be reached without a helicopter? 

[OptimusPrime1980]

on the top of a mountain that cannot be reached without a helicopter? 

an eagle!!!!
he died , and an eagle with an ass fetish picked his ass cheeck clean!
i watched in horror! how the eagle did his thing!

 

[spinnis]

an eagle!!!!
he died , and an eagle with an ass fetish picked his ass cheeck clean!
i watched in horror! how the eagle did his thing!

 

"a strong wind, his ass littartly blew apart. I swear to god!" 

[wes]

This thread`s going to shit!! 

[OptimusPrime1980]

"a strong wind, his ass littartly blew apart. I swear to god!" 

lolol!
you are a funny dude swede!

[spinnis]

This thread`s going to shit!!  

Shit? we have covered alot of subjects. All from favorite serial killer, to how to surive a terroist kidnapping, to what do do if a room is on fire and you could only save one, to how to kill a kidnapper with only a cigarette, to what human part to eat first if the situations arises and what to fool someone else into eating if you want them dead.

this is better then 1 year in school

 

[OptimusPrime1980]

fellas.....
swede....
i am off..... going to sleep.
goodknight.. lol!

[spinnis]

fellas.....
swede....
i am off..... going to sleep.
goodknight.. lol!

one more thing. NEVER have your keys hanging besides your front door. Like people usually have. ( at least in europe) its the First place for a robber to check if they break in, especially without you noticing and just want your car keys etc.

goodnight 

[dj181]

Charles Ng.

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