Author Topic: I Am Not A Huge Fan Of McDonald's But... (Read 15010 times)

oakman · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:13:40 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 28, 2011, 08:41:16 AM

whats this the be unhealthy, hairloss diet and grow old faster diet that everyone else is on?

your fat

JP_RC · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:18:28 AM »

Quote from: Stark on June 28, 2011, 10:08:53 AM

In all fairness and I am sure the majority of people agree with me here.

McDonalds food is absolutly disgusting - the burgers look shit, grey and soggy.
If you want a good burger from a global fast food store go to Burger king - Burgers are tasty - fresh vegtables - juicy and much bigger.

BK has better burgers than McDonalds for sure, I like their sort of charcoal taste.

wes · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:18:47 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on June 28, 2011, 10:10:05 AM

Wendy's has better chicken sandwiches and nuggets, burgerking has better burgers and nuggets, I like their apple pies as well.
The only thing McDonald's has is their low prices and a better fish sandwich, and the desserts...
Other than that, McDonald's sucks.

McDonald's fish sandwich is the noise......too bad it contains a zillion cals because I could easily eat 8-10 at a sitting if I was a greedy bastard.

Fuckers taste great!

Parker · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:20:25 AM »

Quote from: wes on June 28, 2011, 10:18:47 AM

McDonald's fish sandwich is the noise......too bad it contains a zillion cals because I could easily eat 8-10 at a sitting if I was a greedy bastard.

Fuckers taste great!

Yep, that and fries with NO SALT---off the meter.

wes · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:22:49 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on June 28, 2011, 10:20:25 AM

Yep, that and fries with NO SALT---off the meter.

You gotta` make sure you get them the second after they`re made though,otherwise,forget them.

Devon97 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:24:59 AM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on June 28, 2011, 08:52:21 AM

I think they sprinkle cocaine or something on the buns. Just reading this thread makes me want to go to mcdonalds order 2 double cheeseburgers 20 piece chicken nugget sweet and sour sauce, large fry, and a mcflurry with mandms

If you have such severe cravings for absolute dog shit food then you must be severely undereating and malnourished as it is.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:30:42 AM »

Quote from: Otis B Driftwood on June 28, 2011, 09:59:18 AM

Oh stfu Adonis you elven eared mongoloid. What about your "Schizer Sundays" when Jezebelle put's on Erasure's best of CD, squats over your potch marked accutane abused face and unloads a vintage cream of corn dirt bath in through your gap teeth while you lap it all up like a basset hound wearing nothing but your encrusted grandmothers strumpfhosen. I think the caloric intake far exceeds 2 burgers and some nuggets.

lol

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:34:02 AM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on June 28, 2011, 08:32:50 AM

Mid-Michigan here and I've never heard if such a thing ! Damn ! Where you at ?

Cheddar Melt was a sandwich back in the 80's.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:39:38 AM »

Quote from: Otis B Driftwood on June 28, 2011, 09:59:18 AM

Oh stfu Adonis you elven eared mongoloid. What about your "Schizer Sundays" when Jezebelle put's on Erasure's best of CD, squats over your potch marked accutane abused face and unloads a vintage cream of corn dirt bath in through your gap teeth while you lap it all up like a basset hound wearing nothing but your encrusted grandmothers strumpfhosen. I think the caloric intake far exceeds 2 burgers and some nuggets.

What a wonderful post! A clever usage of alliteration and assonance as well. I hope this is not a rare occurrence with you Mr. Driftwood as we all deserve this level of posting from you, provided that you are continually capable of doing so.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Otis B Driftwood on June 28, 2011, 09:59:18 AM

Oh stfu Adonis you elven eared mongoloid. What about your "Schizer Sundays" when Jezebelle put's on Erasure's best of CD, squats over your potch marked accutane abused face and unloads a vintage cream of corn dirt bath in through your gap teeth while you lap it all up like a basset hound wearing nothing but your encrusted grandmothers strumpfhosen. I think the caloric intake far exceeds 2 burgers and some nuggets.

This post is PURE poetic genius ! You, sir, are on a whole 'notha level !!

hangclean · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:15:26 AM »

Quote from: Otis B Driftwood on June 28, 2011, 09:59:18 AM

Oh stfu Adonis you elven eared mongoloid. What about your "Schizer Sundays" when Jezebelle put's on Erasure's best of CD, squats over your potch marked accutane abused face and unloads a vintage cream of corn dirt bath in through your gap teeth while you lap it all up like a basset hound wearing nothing but your encrusted grandmothers strumpfhosen. I think the caloric intake far exceeds 2 burgers and some nuggets.

Possibly the funniest post i have ever read on this forum.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:17:57 AM »

Erasure rules.

Otis B Driftwood · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:26:01 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on June 28, 2011, 10:39:38 AM

What a wonderful post! A clever usage of alliteration and assonance as well. I hope this is not a rare occurrence with you Mr. Driftwood as we all deserve this level of posting from you, provided that you are continually capable of doing so.

Fear not Keebler, you gruesome aftermath of a gene splicing experiment on the Island of Dr. Moreau, im not going anywhere.

CalvinH · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:27:41 AM »

Wendy's=best
McD'S=best when drunk

Tito24 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:29:38 AM »

wendy we dont have in europas

CalvinH · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:32:23 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 28, 2011, 11:29:38 AM

wendy we dont have in europas

You've never had a Frosty

.....you poor bastard

Hulkotron · « **Reply #41 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:34:36 AM »

The Whopper is the best.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:38:24 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on June 28, 2011, 09:08:38 AM

I personally don`t find the appeal to it as the feeling of being unable to move from being so gorged on food is not worth repeating.

You are surely too civilized for the barbaric lot that spends all to much of their free time obsessing over this internet message board.

True · « **Reply #43 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:15:46 PM »

Quote from: Stark on June 28, 2011, 10:08:53 AM

In all fairness and I am sure the majority of people agree with me here.

McDonalds food is absolutly disgusting - the burgers look shit, grey and soggy.
If you want a good burger from a global fast food store go to Burger king - Burgers are tasty - fresh vegtables - juicy and much bigger.

^^THIS!

MAXX · « **Reply #44 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:22:38 PM »

speaking about pig out pig out I just pigged out at IKEA a couple of days ago! love their cheap ass crap food.

ate 3 pizza slizes 2 hotdogs and 2 icecrams.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #45 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:41:12 PM »

Not a fan of eating tortured souls. What these mega corporations do to animals to increase their bottom line is sociopathic.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #46 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:44:02 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on June 28, 2011, 12:22:38 PM

speaking about pig out pig out I just pigged out at IKEA a couple of days ago! love their cheap ass crap food. ate 3 pizza slizes 2 hotdogs and 2 icecrams.

HELL YES!

RIBS $7.99 Wednesday!!!

Spend $100 dollars and you get a free meal!

Their furniture is garbage, but their food is fucking killer!

Natural Man · « **Reply #47 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:55:54 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on June 28, 2011, 10:39:38 AM

What a wonderful post! A clever usage of alliteration and assonance as well. I hope this is not a rare occurrence with you Mr. Driftwood as we all deserve this level of posting from you, provided that you are continually capable of doing so.

arent you sick of being destroyed by everyone everytime you post...

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #48 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:14:22 PM »

Quote from: Otis B Driftwood on June 28, 2011, 11:26:01 AM

Fear not Keebler, you gruesome aftermath of a gene splicing experiment on the Island of Dr. Moreau, im not going anywhere.

OMG, this is sheer annihilation right here ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

bradistani · « **Reply #49 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:29:19 PM »

wendy's > burger king >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mcshit

though, to be fair... they do a great double cheeseburger, cheap. good value too !

its pity the idiots fucked up their great fries after pressure from the health nazis. they haven't tasted good since!!

just as well i cant afford the extortionate, 'great taste of america' themed meals