Just got off of the elevator with 4 watter buffalos. Counted another 2-3 of them on my way back to the office. All of them were at least 50-100 pounds overweight. It's a serious epidemic. A lot of them walk around with bags of Chik fila and all kinds of greisy nasty shit.
Lucky you made it out alive.  

 I am kinda shocked that the elevator has not gone out, yet.  

 You just now noticing this?  

 It is a huge problem down here, brah.  

 Just put a sign on the elevator that it is out or some shit and watch them start rioting.  
 