Dammit, I’m melting down hard for the first time ever on this board, and I don’t give a shit!
Back to Rhodes...
He draped himself in black & yellow polka dots, and booked the “Shockmaster.”
Yep; sounds like one of the industry’s greatest minds to me.
Hogan inspired millions of kids to lift weights.
I would say that Rhodes inspired millions of kids to lift jelly doughnuts, but I doubt that’s true.
Growing up, I never saw a single kid dress up like Dusty.
Nobody was Dusty when we pretended to wrestle.
Although, I now recognize the irony of pretending to engage in make-believe fighting as a child.Dusty, you were a bum.
The only reason people liked you is that your pathetic lethargy, obesity, and tits were enough to make most guys feel better about themselves!
Dusty, the bottom line is that, even without the polka dots,
YOU were the shittiest gimmick to ever plague professional wrestling…even when you stood in the same ring at the same time with this guy: