you filthy motherfuck! piece of shit redneck hillbilly! Now on to truth
...I do not look like Dennis Newman physique wise I was just fucking with you on that. I do not have anywhere near his size actually

maybe 10 pounds or so but not too far but but but but! strength wise I can hang with most people. And look at my build compared to Dennis, as far as muscle belly I have more potetntial!
All the above upper body lifts are 100% accurate. I really did squat 315 the first time I tried.... I eventually did 405 for a few reps. I know I could never deadlift 700 pounds or squat 800 pounds..but I train them for a year and got up to... Deadlift I pulled close to 500. squat was 405 ass to grass for a single. Even at this moment, after not squatting for over a year I can probably squat 315 for a double or so ass to grass with no belt.
I have a photo of me squatting 510 at 18 years old! I havent squatted in over a year due to injured kneee YET! I could still probably put up 315 for a double or so

. regardless of not having big muscles! you can still see my arms and traps and see some potential that if I got serious with the drugs I could be pretty good.