Did you ever fuck a fitness chick ?

[OneMoreRep]

Did you ever fuck a fitness chick?

Does fucking the GAY guy who does the makeup for the fitness chicks prior to them stepping on stage count?

I mean, for all intensive purposes, he does look more feminine than they do and has a smaller clitoris than they do as well..

"1"

[D.O.U.P]

Try a third time

Nice!

[Board_SHERIF]

i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller

I think she could penetrate you with that 4" penoris

[Parker]

Parker, I'm not a simp.  I didn't believe that I was the only non-family member she told that to (at first), but her sister confirmed it, as her sister had her shit together (physician's assistant) and couldn't believe that she had told me in such a short period of time.

Allegedly, I was also the first guy that didn't try to hit it on the first couple of dates, and that made an impression on her.  But, her projections became reality, as she was not ready to tackle the issue that will hold her back the rest of her life, unless she addresses it head on.  So, her abuser still had control over her, 10 years after the physical/sexual abuse stopped.

You've never come across as one  

 

[Board_SHERIF]

Eerily similar date.
We went out for sushi, to one of the nicest places on the East Coast.  I know the owner well, and he says hello to me in Japanese.
We sit down, and I order a pot of green tea.  She asks me if there is any sugar in the tea, to which I reply "No, it's hot green tea."  She then asks the waitress who is full blown Japanese, and barely speaks English, but knows enough English to know what you mean when you say "hand roll".  She then speaks louder to the waitress to make sure that there is no sugar in the tea.  Yeah, because speaking more loudly will make her understand a language she doesn't speak.
This place is authentic as it gets, and the stupid broad orders brown rice (which they don't have).  She then orders sashimi intead of sushi, because white rice is "bad for you".  She didn't stop talking at all throughout the entire meal.
Get this, she told me she did 2 hours of cardio every day.  She was so fucking annoying that the table next to us started staring at us. 
Actually answered her phone when her best friend called, to tell her what an awesome time she was having.
I asked her if we were on the same date when she hung up.
She kept calling me "baby", like a fucking stripper.
Finally, out of desperation, I bring up sex, and start to speak in the most vile manner I know.  This is when things got better, much better, because she revealed what an americano whore she was.
She tells me how her ex boyfriend used to work out and look hot, but that he didn't have her sex drive because he stopped working out and smoked weed all the time. 
"So, you like sex?"
Her:  "Hell yes.  I LOOOVE sex.  I hate foreplay though.  I just like to get fucked, I don't want a man going down on me."
"We are a match made in heaven.  What are you thoughts on anal?"
Her:  "You are going to have to get me really drunk for that."
Me:  "I've got a second bottle of wine right here."

She should have just screamed her own name.  I saw her at the gym from time to time after that, and she would talk a lot of shit on me, and tell girls not to talk to me, because I just use girls.
This got back to me, and I told her that I only use girls like her, that cannot under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Like JNN said though, I found out this girl loved her some painkillers, booze and coke.
She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter. 

to bad a poof like you took her out, I would of been happy to date her.

[ChopperRider]

For the gents asking if I have the vids a while back...I don't, never got to see them, but a mutual friend (female) did. But I still might have the emails somewhere on an old laptop where she, her older sister and her mother were trying to convince me her behavior was normal.
I'm out of town - will look when I get back.

[bradistani]

Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

[The Wizard of Truth]

All of silverspoons experiences remind me of my time with the one I was seeing, she was suffering from depression too and primobolin wasn't helping matters. We could go from one second cuddling up on the sofa to breaking up one minute later. The constantly feeling low she had and needing a pep talk on her self confidence eventually got the better of my wanting to help her get through it. 20% of the relationship was the best times of my life, 80% was like going out with an emotional skeleton.

[D.O.U.P]

These women all have stripper mind set + stripper morals (none)  

The constant self involved nasal sounding yapping is a BEAT DOWN!!!!

Its a bird like squawk of low self esteem.

[MuscleMcMannus]

Damn where's the Gardisil when you need it!  LMAO! 

[WillGrant]

i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller

Fuck yeah - Mel offseason is fuckin hot - Id drink her piss 

[DroppingPlates]

Fuck yeah - Mel offseason is fuckin hot - Id drink her piss 

Free hormones 

[galain]

Eerily similar date.
We went out for sushi, to one of the nicest places on the East Coast.  I know the owner well, and he says hello to me in Japanese.
We sit down, and I order a pot of green tea.  She asks me if there is any sugar in the tea, to which I reply "No, it's hot green tea."  She then asks the waitress who is full blown Japanese, and barely speaks English, but knows enough English to know what you mean when you say "hand roll".  She then speaks louder to the waitress to make sure that there is no sugar in the tea.  Yeah, because speaking more loudly will make her understand a language she doesn't speak.
This place is authentic as it gets, and the stupid broad orders brown rice (which they don't have).  She then orders sashimi intead of sushi, because white rice is "bad for you".  She didn't stop talking at all throughout the entire meal.
Get this, she told me she did 2 hours of cardio every day.  She was so fucking annoying that the table next to us started staring at us. 
Actually answered her phone when her best friend called, to tell her what an awesome time she was having.
I asked her if we were on the same date when she hung up.
She kept calling me "baby", like a fucking stripper.
Finally, out of desperation, I bring up sex, and start to speak in the most vile manner I know.  This is when things got better, much better, because she revealed what an americano whore she was.
She tells me how her ex boyfriend used to work out and look hot, but that he didn't have her sex drive because he stopped working out and smoked weed all the time. 
"So, you like sex?"
Her:  "Hell yes.  I LOOOVE sex.  I hate foreplay though.  I just like to get fucked, I don't want a man going down on me."
"We are a match made in heaven.  What are you thoughts on anal?"
Her:  "You are going to have to get me really drunk for that."
Me:  "I've got a second bottle of wine right here."

She should have just screamed her own name.  I saw her at the gym from time to time after that, and she would talk a lot of shit on me, and tell girls not to talk to me, because I just use girls.
This got back to me, and I told her that I only use girls like her, that cannot under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Like JNN said though, I found out this girl loved her some painkillers, booze and coke.
She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter. 

Mate - I didn't even get around to talking about sex. In fact, i hardly got around to talking at all. My first and last encounter with a fitness chick. However, after she told her friends I didn't take her home and plough her, my stock seemed to shoot through the ceiling at the gym and one of her friends cornered me one day and started showing me her 'modelling' shots - all nude. Nice!

I wound up marrying a German ex gymnast. Nothing to complain about at all (except that I'm now living in the Black Forest).

[Kwon_2]

[Dr Dutch]

   

This was posted months ago too...

[G_Thang]

i dated an utah state lady addie point guard.  does that count?

[DroppingPlates]

This was posted months ago too...

This is an evergreen gif

[Swlabr]

[DroppingPlates]

Dutchguy a.k.a. Doctor Orange, just another working day of the week...

[Swlabr]

[Wiggs]

Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.

The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".

"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" 

Then what happened? Cause right now face through mirror sounds like a great option.

[Rudee]

i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller

what the heck is that bulge in her panties in that first pic?  That's nasty!

[bradistani]

what the heck is that bulge in her panties in that first pic?  That's nasty!

its her huge, suckable clit