Awkwardly phrased and not very interesting. You are mistaking volume for quality.
Rrrrriiiiight...
Get your mental water wings out kid, you're drowning in your ignorance. Being old enough, albeit never desperate enough, to be your father, I am tired.
Oh, and apologies to your mother. I am certain her taste in men is far too discerning to ever stoop so low as to sleep with someone as unappealing as I. You are responsible for your lack of character, intelligence and personal skills and those facts coupled with your mom's good taste in men most definitely dismisses any possibility that I am your father.
In other words, she likes handsome men and you are too stoooooooooooooooopid to be my child.
![Grin ;D](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/grin.gif)
Good night, little one.