So in DC... they stop street parking during rush hour, and at 630 pm you can start parking again. So onetime I pull into a spot at EXACTLY 630 pm and there was a guy behind me who must have not realized it, and thought I was just stopping in the middle of traffic, so he goes around me and flips me off, only to stop at a traffic light, I get out of the car (I was 250 lbs and had just finished lifting wearing a very skimpy tank top). He has his windows down and I yell out "OH SON YOU DO NOT FLIP MEE OFF!!!" and I start chasing him on foot, the mother fucker got so scared he ran the red light and took off!!!
I started laughing in the middle of the street and people in other cars started laughing too, was some funny shit!