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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #100 on: November 15, 2011, 03:38:10 AM »
I like Pussy  :P

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Re: cats need not exist
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #102 on: November 15, 2011, 03:44:34 AM »
Meowwwwwww   :-*
I would like to stroke you in all the right places so you purrrrrrrrr  :P :-* :D

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #103 on: November 15, 2011, 03:50:03 AM »
I like Pussy  :P

Meowwwwwww   :-*

I would like to stroke you in all the right places so you purrrrrrrrr  :P :-* :D
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #104 on: November 15, 2011, 04:08:12 AM »
No I don't let the cat watch.  I close the door.   ;D


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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #105 on: November 15, 2011, 04:21:04 AM »
I would like to stroke you in all the right places so you purrrrrrrrr  :P :-* :D
I really can pur and meow like a cat, when I am goofying around being an idiot.    :D   :-* :-*

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #106 on: November 15, 2011, 04:45:20 AM »
Dogs are the dumbest creature on the planet IMO
This is from a catlover, not me, but thought it was interesting
–According to researchers, the feline has 300 million neutrons in its cortex, the “thinking part” of the brain. The canine, just 160 million.
 
–The cat brain and the human brain are much alike. Scientists at Tufts University School of Veterinary Medicine say cats and humans have the same kind of lobes in the cerebral cortex and the feline brain and the human brain function similarly, conveying data via many identical neurotransmitters.
 
And now for a less scientific fact:
 
–To do their business, dogs depend on humans to walk them. Cats, on the other hand, can learn how to pad into the bathroom and use the toilet. Furthermore, some feline fans claim their genius kitties have learned how to flush. (I must admit that my cats have never mastered this –but they are great with the litter pan and are smart enough not to use it if the thing is dirty. They sit and stare at it. Then they stare at me until I get the message. Pretty intelligent.
 
How are “cat smarts” defined by the experts?
 
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, defines cat intelligence as the capacity for thinking, problem solving and reasoning. Intelligence also is measured by the ability to develop and use tools, learn new behavior and  apply previously acquired knowledge. The bathroom/toilet business previously mentioned is just one example of the cat’s amazing ability to figure things out and learn new behavior.  Here’s another: My big black cat, Tony, quickly learned how to open a big wardrobe closet by using tools (paws and claws) to work on the door and  pulling . So, I secured the handle with a big bow. Tony watched. Tony reasoned. A little later, I saw him stand on his hind legs, grab one end of the bow and untie it.
 
I also have watched my cats figure out how to retrieve things from difficult to reach places. If one method fails, they don’t keep doing it, they learn from experience and try something else. Then if everything their furry heads can think up fails, they’re smart enough to meow at me to step in and help.
 
Intelligent felines are very successful at training their owners. My Gatito, for instance, has taught me to play fetch with him by dropping a small ball at my feet and staring up at me so sweetly that I just have to toss it for him to retrieve. Missy has trained me to sit down on the couch with her whenever she meows in a certain way and glances over her shoulder as if to say, “Time to pet me.” Of course, to be honest, I don’t know if Missy would take to jumping through a hoop  like a talented circus dog , not even if I offered her a treat as a reward. But that doesn’t prove she isn’t smart. Hey, she knows she will get the treat anyway. So, why put forth the effort? Better to just sit down, purr and wash!

Totally irrelevant. Dogs have been proven to be the most socially aware animal in existence. Sometimes I feel like dogs are more on par socially with some people. While cats might be smart  but their the rain man of animals.


Cats are for people who want something cute in the house for about 6 months while it's a kitten, and wanna forget about it after that point.


Anyhow I hate cats because I'm allergic to them, and they try to get their dirty ass over everything your laundry your cupboards etc.

But there's a second reason, and that is unlike dogs, wolves, moose, bears, deer, tigers, lions, they don't take a role in anything around them, they just spread their dirty dandruf.


P.S. Dog owners selfish, people like dogs because their needy and require attention, how the fuck is that selfish, cats on the other hand require zero effort, and are for people who wanted something below a dog, but just a bit above a hamster.

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #107 on: November 15, 2011, 06:39:48 AM »
You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week.  They are so adorable.  I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.   ;D 

here we go again... Look everyone, im gonna talk about me, everyone lets talk about me, im daddys little girl..

jeez girl, as much as we appreciate the female species, stop making shit about you... and oh btw, those kittens are probably the only things jumping all over you

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #108 on: November 15, 2011, 06:47:21 AM »
dogs are a good litmus test for people- chances are if you dont like dogs there is something wrong with you. pretty much everyone i've met who loves dogs is good people.
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #109 on: November 15, 2011, 07:10:48 AM »
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted

Yes and women have many traits of cats, why 99% women are shite.
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #110 on: November 15, 2011, 07:29:07 AM »
big dogs are nice, they have jobs to do, they are loyal, but the little useless ones... I am undecided, I will take suggestions here regarding their fate for when I come to power. convince me they have a place on earth next to man or their fate = cat fate

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #111 on: November 15, 2011, 07:37:15 AM »
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted
i have the same argument about kids.

the earth is overpopulated as it is, kids are annoying life sucking pests. most peoples ultimate goal is to raise kids. i think that ppl as such are sad.
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #112 on: November 15, 2011, 07:38:02 AM »
dogs are a good litmus test for people- chances are if you dont like dogs there is something wrong with you. pretty much everyone i've met who loves dogs is good people.

x2, dog lovers are good people

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #113 on: November 15, 2011, 07:44:52 AM »
i have the same argument about kids.

the earth is overpopulated as it is, kids are annoying life sucking pests. most peoples ultimate goal is to raise kids. i think that ppl as such are sad.
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.

hope you like sleeping next to cats, that's how your loyalty to them will be rewarded, sleeping next to them forever

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #114 on: November 15, 2011, 09:36:06 AM »
I will take suggestions here regarding their fate

here's a suggestion, get help

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #115 on: November 15, 2011, 12:50:31 PM »
dogs are a good litmus test for people- chances are if you dont like dogs there is something wrong with you. pretty much everyone i've met who loves dogs is good people.
I hate dogs with a passion, would willingly kill a dog for someone if they asked.  I am still seeking payback
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #116 on: November 15, 2011, 12:56:27 PM »
dog lovers are evil people who desperately seek out a lifeform so stupid as to actually like them - If I discover a woman is a dog person, I have nothing to do with her.  I hate the smell of dog, their apparent dumbness, their proclivity to kill children and other animals - Yes, the day dogs are extinct will be a great day, Kill all dogs and their dog loving owners

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #117 on: November 15, 2011, 12:56:57 PM »
i have the same argument about kids.

the earth is overpopulated as it is, kids are annoying life sucking pests. most peoples ultimate goal is to raise kids. i think that ppl as such are sad.
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.
I love people who swear off kids, your forever a fucking loser. Kids aren't everything, there actually just the minimum requirement for being a descent person.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #118 on: November 15, 2011, 12:58:44 PM »

Pretty much everything in that post is directed towards shitty dog owners. A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropiate breed will always be descent.

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #119 on: November 15, 2011, 12:59:37 PM »
A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropiate breed will always be on the descent.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #120 on: November 15, 2011, 01:05:36 PM »
Pretty much everything in that post is directed towards shitty dog owners. A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropriate breed will always be descent.
Well, come with me too court one day, and talk to children who have had their faces ripped off (literally), limbs amputated or the parents who lost children forever to dog attack.  You truly do not know what you are talking about.  Dog Attacks have nothing to do with the owner.  Do you know how many responsible dog owners respond in court, "my dog has never harmed anybody, its so out of character, we raised him so well blah blah blah" in response to their dog mauling or killing someone.  I have sat in a court and heard a man make excuses for his dog after it caused a child to lose a leg in an attack, I had to restrain every fibre of my being to not attack him in court. Well I can imagine if you were to meet victims families who have had children killed by dogs, you may not have such a cavalier attitude to the massive social and financial costs the privilege of dog ownership costs our community.  Too many people buy into old wives tales and cliches of mans best friend.  That is Garbage, Wolves and their descendants Dogs will always be one of Mans greatest Enemies. Dog people never seem to learn much at all about dogs, They just buy it feed it, kick it on a bad day, and if the dog is lucky, they walk it.  They have no idea the large commitment raising a decent socialised dog entails.  This isn't a minority of owners, it appears to be about 98%.  Fuck I hate Dog People, I am sure if we tested we would find a lower general IQ amongst their brethren
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #121 on: November 15, 2011, 02:48:36 PM »
I love people who swear off kids, your forever a fucking loser. Kids aren't everything, there actually just the minimum requirement for being a descent person.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.
have fun cleaning your babies shit, work hard and be stressed out about your little shit growing to be a good person. put your kids shitty drawings in your cubicle, show off his cute pictures with your friends, spend the best years of your adult life taking care of above and you may get a 30 min favor visit in old ppls home when u get there from your dear kid.

i will spend my best years on my self, traveling and sleeping well. life is meaningless anyway so may aswell enjoy it to the max.

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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #122 on: November 15, 2011, 02:51:31 PM »
I love people who swear off kids, your forever a fucking loser. Kids aren't everything, there actually just the minimum requirement for being a descent person.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.

People that shouldn't reproduce are always the first to do so.














How many kids you got?
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Re: cats need not exist
« Reply #123 on: November 15, 2011, 02:55:21 PM »
People that shouldn't reproduce are always the first to do so.














How many kids you got?

funny how the biggest losers, the poorest and those who have nothing to contribute to the society usually have the most kids.

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« Reply #124 on: November 15, 2011, 02:57:38 PM »
funny how the biggest losers, the poorest and those who have nothing to contribute to the society usually have the most kids.

It's disgusting....and then we're supposed to feel sorry and they expect us to help them.
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