Author Topic: How Do You Think You'll Die? (Read 16234 times)

hrspwr · « **Reply #50 on:** November 29, 2011, 06:49:48 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 06:46:44 PM

Shotgun suicide?

That or have a heart attack while wanking.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #51 on:** November 29, 2011, 06:51:47 PM »

I always thought I would die of AIDS but then I stopped sharing needles

*waits*

The Ugly · « **Reply #52 on:** November 29, 2011, 06:53:13 PM »

I don't think people die of AIDS anymore.

K-1 · « **Reply #53 on:** November 29, 2011, 06:56:48 PM »

I'm going all out G.

The Ugly · « **Reply #54 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:02:51 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on November 29, 2011, 06:20:38 PM

Here's a not so trick question that any EMT can answer: what is the first thing that happens to your body when you die? Hint: it is something you do regularly when you are alive.

Well?

booty · « **Reply #55 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:03:04 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 06:53:13 PM

I don't think people die of AIDS anymore.

This thread reminds me of what happened to Bazza. He was living with a really close friend of mine. They got into an argument over him being unfaithful. His friend had said something about him taking a girl to a motel. My friend didn't know what to believe and was very upset and so she said she wanted him to have all std tests. He said to her "yeah you better have tests too, as I don't want you giving me anything". She had her tests done and they all come back negative. He was told to go back to the docs as his hiv test was inconclusive. He had to have it done again. It came back positive. He was hiv. Fast forward a year later and he died in an accident at work. He died one year later after finding out he was hiv positive. It was like his time was up! I think it was probably a good thing though because he stopped taking his hiv meds and would have probably developed aids and died a terrible death. At least the accident at work was quick and there was no suffering.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #56 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:06:20 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 07:02:51 PM

Well?

You release what's hanging around in your bowels and bladder.

lift 456 · « **Reply #57 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:09:19 PM »

vow to die on your feet, not on your knees

The Ugly · « **Reply #58 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:17:08 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on November 29, 2011, 07:06:20 PM

You release what's hanging around in your bowels and bladder.

Well that's no way to go.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #59 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:19:41 PM »

busted speen when JNN actually tells a funny joke $:-\$

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 29, 2011, 06:51:47 PM

I always thought I would die of AIDS but then I stopped sharing needles

*waits*

actually good joke sister!

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #60 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:22:50 PM »

of shock when I see a thread that dutchguy isnt in $:-\$

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #61 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:29:41 PM »

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #62 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:34:36 PM »

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #63 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:35:42 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on November 29, 2011, 07:34:36 PM

fucking classic

pedro01 · « **Reply #64 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:40:37 PM »

lack of oxygen to the brain at a guess

wes · « **Reply #65 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:15:42 PM »

I`ll probably live to be 100 years old........then I`d get shot by a jealous husband.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #66 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:21:58 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on November 29, 2011, 06:20:38 PM

Here's a not so trick question that any EMT can answer: what is the first thing that happens to your body when you die? Hint: it is something you do regularly when you are alive.

If you have an empty bladder and colon, you might not necessarily poop or piss on yourself, so that might not be it for certain.

Besides you giving a last breath, your body slowly changing temperature to cold, turning pale (if you're white) and then becoming rigid, I am not sure if there is something else.

So what's the answer?

"1"

Nirvana · « **Reply #67 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:22:29 PM »

drugs are no excuse for dying

The Ugly · « **Reply #68 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:23:46 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 29, 2011, 08:21:58 PM

If you have an empty bladder and colon, you might not necessarily poop or piss on yourself, so that might not be it for certain.

Besides you giving a last breath, your body slowly changing temperature to cold, turning pale (if you're white) and then becoming rigid, I am not sure if there is something else.

So what's the answer?

"1"

Tears?

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #69 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:25:11 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 08:23:46 PM

Tears?

Bay said people do this regularly, but Bay has never cried, so it can't be that..

"1"

The Ugly · « **Reply #70 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:26:17 PM »

Why does he pose the question then disappear?

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #71 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:57:34 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 08:26:17 PM

Why does he pose the question then disappear?

I don't know.

What I do think is that Bay is probably one of those lovers that after a long night of passionate sex will disappear during the middle of the night, only to leave you waking up to an empty bed and dried up cum all over your chest to remember him by.

"1"no likey..

dyslexic · « **Reply #72 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:07:31 PM »

There is no possible way for me to know...

It could be in a moment ~ or it could be 40 years from now.

If I had a choice, I would prefer to die peacefully in my sleep with all personal and spiritual affairs in order.

Nomad · « **Reply #73 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:16:10 PM »

Hopefully on some god damn spaceship that's going at maximum speed toward the sun.

I really don't see a point in trying to live as long as possible. After 50 some years you are not very productive and your creativity goes to 0. Might as well do the honorable Japanese thing and kill yourself.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #74 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:47:51 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 29, 2011, 08:57:34 PM

I don't know.

What I do think is that Bay is probably one of those lovers that after a long night of passionate sex will disappear during the middle of the night, only to leave you waking up to an empty bed and dried up cum all over your chest to remember him by.

"1"no likey..

Sir, OneMoreRep might do you in. $:-\$ $:-\$ But, you are one hell of a poster.

A gift to you.