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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2011, 05:49:53 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on November 29, 2011, 05:37:48 PM
Killed by death.

Damn straight. Lemmy approved.
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bike nut

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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2011, 05:52:38 PM »
Natural causes....which of course means a mix of viagra, cocaine, tequila and college coeds.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2011, 05:53:09 PM »
I hope not , but I think  I will die of heart attack saturday night , in front of the computer, with  my pants down , watching first time anal on tubegalore .
 I feel bad for my wife  :-[ .
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2011, 05:53:21 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 05:46:36 PM
Rabid kangaroo.

Sorry.

I doubt it...roos are so tame where I live.   ;D
No if I die by some creature, it will more likely be from a stingray (swim at beach riddled with them) a box jelly fish or a huge salt croc.  
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2011, 05:55:42 PM »
Quote from: booty on November 29, 2011, 05:53:21 PM
I doubt it...roos are so tame where I live.   ;D
No if I die by some creature, it will more likely be from a stingray (swim at beach riddled with them) a box jelly fish or a huge salt croc.  

Rogue koala.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2011, 05:55:54 PM »
Quote from: che on November 29, 2011, 05:53:09 PM
I hope not , but I think  I will die of heart attack saturday night , in front of the computer, with  my pants down , watching first time anal on tubegalore .
 I feel bad for my wife  :-[ .

 :D :D
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2011, 05:58:35 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Rogue koala.
Koalas are too sweet.  I have kissed a dingo on its nose though.   ;D  I do some pretty risky stuff here. 
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2011, 05:58:50 PM »
In a blaze of glory....like any other self respectng getbigger
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2011, 06:00:47 PM »
complete parachute malfunction
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The Ugly

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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2011, 06:01:35 PM »
Quote from: booty on November 29, 2011, 05:58:35 PM
Koalas are too sweet.  I have kissed a dingo on its nose though.   ;D  I do some pretty risky stuff here. 

Bingo!

Dingo.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2011, 06:03:39 PM »
Under a 900lb squat bar.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2011, 06:05:45 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 06:01:35 PM
Bingo!

Dingo.

I don't want to jinx it.   :-\
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2011, 06:08:15 PM »
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2011, 06:10:31 PM »
Lemmy will outlive us all.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2011, 06:10:43 PM »
Would take Oliver Reed's exit: in the middle of a drinking session.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2011, 06:18:56 PM »
Has anyone watched that movie "frozen"?  They were playing the same game and they ended up getting eaten by wolves.   :(
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2011, 06:19:44 PM »
Stuck on the ski lift, right?
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2011, 06:20:38 PM »
Here's a not so trick question that any EMT can answer: what is the first thing that happens to your body when you die?  Hint: it is something you do regularly when you are alive.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2011, 06:20:52 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on November 29, 2011, 06:19:44 PM
Stuck on the ski lift, right?
Yep, that's the one.  
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2011, 06:22:27 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on November 29, 2011, 06:20:38 PM
Here's a not so trick question that any EMT can answer: what is the first thing that happens to your body when you die?  Hint: it is something you do regularly when you are alive.

You shit and piss yourself.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2011, 06:23:01 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on November 29, 2011, 06:20:38 PM
Here's a not so trick question that any EMT can answer: what is the first thing that happens to your body when you die?  Hint: it is something you do regularly when you are alive.

Does it have to do with the stomach?
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2011, 06:25:24 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on November 29, 2011, 05:44:28 PM
This is surely a better way to go out than in some cancer ward surrounded by people moaning in pain and shitting themselves?



Better to go out in a blaze than give them the glory

Crazy sob.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2011, 06:26:54 PM »
Even had the presence of mind to close the door on his ride. Cool as a cucumber.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2011, 06:45:58 PM »
Hemingway.
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Re: How Do You Think You'll Die?
« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2011, 06:46:44 PM »
Shotgun suicide?
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