she actually asked me a couple of times since that holiday to buy her a treadmill but goddamnit those things are like $6000?
furthermore, running on those things doesn't burn nearly as many calories to make up for over eating?
what kind of
loser stupid kid are you? Looking for "goons" to solve personal real life issues? Cant buy a treadmill to your gf? Pretending you want her to lose weight while saying at the same time you re cheating on her anyway; who wants his gf to look better if he cheats on her? Makes no sense whatsoever. Who do you think you re fooling here? Obviously you dont cheat on anyone and are scared shitless to tell her you dont want her to get fatter, which means you re a pussy and cant keep your woman in check.
If all of this is really true in the first place.