The price of being too big

[Spike]

just went to Dr other day Im 6' 276lb

blood pressure a little high but I laid off the lisinopril for a few months 

anyway its not hard 'being large' I dont have problems whipin my ass or having sex...prob not good at raquetball or tennis like you

[#1 Klaus fan]

I wonder what price Klaus has to pay in real life to be like he is.....

The price of being a mega celebrity.  I don't believe Klaus is anywhere near his genetic potential. His tremendous physique and world's biggest arms come easily to him so his body is still fresh and functional.

[dustin]

I just can't imagine why guys rush it on tons of grams of gear, insulin and GH when they have trouble wiping their asses and banging their wives. Take the slow and steady route, build an actual good physique (big =/= quality) and make sure you don't get winded when you slam some fine vag otherwise you're just a sad sack of shit.

I used to be a long distance runner and can hardly even jog anymore. Been stretching and doing a lot of functional lifts so I'm not just gym strong. Not even going to climb over 200lbs again until my cardio and athleticism return. I'm only 5'8" though but I thankfully look over 200lbs because of how shredded I am.

I know that juicing and pinning tons of drugs doesn't make you look like an advocate for health, but for fuck sakes you guys need to at least take it into consideration and humor the fucking thought from time to time. It's so bad for your heart to blow up like a water balloon in a short period of time. Just because it's possible with massive drug abuse, doesn't mean that you should do it. Use your drugs smarter, train smarter and eat better so you can still reach your goals without it taking an eternity. Try sticking around for your wives, kids, family and friends. No one wants to deal with a lethargic lunk head who's always shitting like a Cocker Spaniel and soaking their shirts in sweat after drinking a glass of water or eating an apple.


That's just a pair of pennies from a rambling twink... I may not be 260lbs with striated glutes, but I can pound vag with the might of Thor's hammer and I'm pretty sure I look more appealing than a bloofy pin cushion that can't stop shitting around the clock. There's plenty of time to get big at a safer and more comfortable rate.

[Fortress]

As I say, I am roughly 295 at six feet, and I am entirely drug-free. Caffeine pre-session is as hard as I go.

I do believe it's the guys who use major drugs and blow up fast who experience problems.

Few guess me at my bodyweight and many longtime gym-goers have said I don't move remotely like a typical 300-pounder. Twenty six years of busting my arse with compound/multi-joint exercises has gradually made me what I am today.

[ChevChelios]

As I say, I am roughly 295 at six feet, and I am entirely drug-free. Caffeine pre-session is as hard as I go.

I do believe it's the guys who use major drugs and blow up fast who experience problems.

Few guess me at my bodyweight and many longtime gym-goers have said I don't move remotely like a typical 300-pounder. Twenty six years of busting my arse with compound/multi-joint exercises has gradually made me what I am today.

And what are you today?A fat turd.You move faster than a bulldozer though.

Hope this helps...

[Fortress]

And what are you today? A fat turd. You move faster than a bulldozer though.

What do you mean, what am I today? I am no "fat turd", though.

Am I ripped? Nope. However, towards my goal, being such low percentage bodyfat is counterproductive, especially being drug-free. I train for maximal strength, which means I must always be aware of the potential for injury. Being some waspwaisted twink isn't gonna help me squat a raw 700 pounds.  

All this aside, why are you being a cock towards me? Are we enemies or some shit? As far as I know, you and I have never met, and if we have, well, then you'd know I am not "a fat turd".

[ChevChelios]

Just shut up please...

We have

-natural status claimed

- 6 feet

295 lbs

And yet you claim you are not fat?

[Benoitlapierre]

getting comfy in bed can be a 'mare.

memory foam mattress

[Fortress]

Just shut up please...

We have

-natural status claimed

- 6 feet

295 lbs

And yet you claim you are not fat?

Jealous much?

Sorry your efforts in the gym haven't yielded much.

Oh, I'd be "fat" in your eyes, but then again, for many here, an offseason pro bodybuilder is fat, so ... I am roughly the bodyfat I was in the offseason back when I pursued bodybuilding, competitively.

I am prepping for my provincial championships in late January. In May I will likely compete in my first national championships.

Something's moving the weight (I compete raw/classic, so it's not gear). Muscle would be the most obvious answer.

You're a jealous tiny tit who is pissed your pursuit of muscle has resulted in less-than-impressive gains. Don't blame me for your a) shit genetics, b) useless consistency, c) ill-advised workout programs, d) failure to win the "battle of the fork", e) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I feel sorry for you.    

[ChevChelios]

Yeah buddy,you squatting 700 naturally.Please pop up 40 mg d-bol and some test and go win the olympia.

Se we have

-natural status claimed

-6 feet

-295 lbs

-700 lbs squat

-he is not fat,just holding water?

This is the fking thunderdome friend,you do not come here bullshitting like this and expect anyone to believe you.

[njflex]

Jealous much?

Sorry your efforts in the gym haven't yielded much.

Oh, I'd be "fat" in your eyes, but then again, for many here, an offseason pro bodybuilder is fat, so ... I am roughly the bodyfat I was in the offseason back when I pursued bodybuilding, competitively.

I am prepping for my provincial championships in late January. In May I will likely compete in my first national championships.

Something's moving the weight (I compete raw/classic, so it's not gear). Muscle would be the most obvious answer.

You're a jealous tiny tit who is pissed your pursuit of muscle has resulted in less-than-impressive gains. Don't blame me for your a) shit genetics, b) useless consistency, c) ill-advised workout programs, d) failure to win the "battle of the fork", e) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I feel sorry for you.    

ur good guy,,right in the mix of it back with the magazine day's....lot's of inside stuff you knew.

[Fortress]

Yeah buddy,you squatting 700 naturally.Please pop up 40 mg d-bol and some test and go win the olympia.

Se we have

-natural status claimed

-6 feet

-295 lbs

-700 lbs squat

-he is not fat,just holding water?

This is the fking thunderdome friend,you do not come here bullshitting like this and expect anyone to believe you.

My results from an officially sanctioned IPF contest will tell the tale. As I say, Ontario Provincial Championships is January 21/22 in Ottawa. I am lifting "classic" (raw). It's the Canadian Powerlifting Union, a feeder fed for the IPF. The 700 hasn't yet been done, but it's the yield for my current prep. I hope to do: 700, 425, 700. At the Niagara Championships on October 21st I won 1st and Best Lifter ~ Masters with a 650, 402, 650. It was to get my feet wet again after several years out of competition.

Your failure to believe is proof I am a gifted lifter. Thanks!

[LittleJ]

I hear that...X2

270 was my heaviest. hated it. maintained it for a month and said "fuck this shit"...when you sit in a chair, you are IN the chair and you don't want to have to get up again. You get the "old man" groan whenever you have to do anything remotely physical, and I felt like i had a midget hanging around my neck 24/7.

I couldn't imagine weighing 300+ 

What were you using at the time?

[Fortress]

ur good guy,,right in the mix of it back with the magazine day's....lot's of inside stuff you knew.

Thanks, man. MuscleMag was a good time. Spoke with Bob and Johnny Fitness a couple of weeks ago. They're well. However, the magazine business is HURTING. Let's hope MMI can hang in there.

[njflex]

Thanks, man. MuscleMag was a good time. Spoke with Bob and Johnny Fitness a couple of weeks ago. They're well. However, the magazine business is HURTING. Let's hope MMI can hang in there.

who was the trap guy again,,

[Palpatine Q]

What were you using at the time?

Your Mom

[Fortress]

who was the trap guy again,,

Oh, FUCK ... James "Traps" Ayers or something like that?! Classic.

Guy would write letters for every issue.

[LittleJ]

Deca and Test

okay thanks

[njflex]

Your Mom

nothing then if i recall,,it's before you got into current shape ,,there was a pic.

[Palpatine Q]

nothing then if i recall,,it's before you got into current shape ,,there was a pic.

Yup..I was all muscle and water

[Primemuscle]

I'm 5'11". The most I ever weighed was 225 lbs when I was 29 years old. It felt good for about a minute until I looked in the mirror and saw a fat man looking back at me. Since that time, most of the time, I have weighed 185 - 195 lbs.

I am currently sixty-seven years old. About three years ago, I started HRT. I started adding some size, topping out at about 222 lbs. Lately, I've been eating less on purpose. My present weight is 205 lbs. My waist is 34", meaning my 34" jeans are a bit loose in the waist now. I probably won't go much lower than 190 lbs. before I start to panic that I am getting too thin. LOL!

The least I ever weighed at this height was 126 lbs. when I was fifteen years old. Don't ever want to go there again!

[quadzilla456]

I'm 5'11". The most I ever weighed was 225 lbs when I was 29 years old. It felt good for about a minute until I looked in the mirror and saw a fat man looking back at me. Since that time, most of the time, I have weighed 185 - 195 lbs.

I am currently sixty-seven years old. About three years ago, I started HRT. I started adding some size, topping out at about 222 lbs. Lately, I've been eating less on purpose. My present weight is 205 lbs. My waist is 34" meaning my 34" jeans are a bit loose in the waist now. I probably won't go much lower than 190 lbs. before I start to panic that I am getting too thin. LOL!

The least I ever weighed at this height was 126 lbs. when I was fifteen years old. Don't ever want to go there again!

RIP old man

[QuakerOats]

I am currently 294 and don't experience any shortage of breath, ever, don't sweat profusely and don't suffer mobility issues. Of course, I do crap a lot and find myself eating a majority of the time. But so what? My goal is superior, world-class strength.

I began lifting at 15 at 135 pounds and am now 41. Never stopped. Squatted from day one.

My body has had much time to get used to the ever-increasing bodyweight.  

werent you talkng about squatting 600 for a single awhile back? you call that "world class strength" at 294 lbs.?

[flinstones1]

As I say, I am roughly 295 at six feet, and I am entirely drug-free. Caffeine pre-session is as hard as I go.

I do believe it's the guys who use major drugs and blow up fast who experience problems.

Few guess me at my bodyweight and many longtime gym-goers have said I don't move remotely like a typical 300-pounder. Twenty six years of busting my arse with compound/multi-joint exercises has gradually made me what I am today.

And abusing your body with food to be 295 pounds is healthy? You would probably be HEALTHIER on 3  grams of test a week popping abombz left and right and at that weight, then natural at that weight. I mean shit at least the nutrients  would be building some muscle and put to use in the process... instead of going straight to your ass and gut Also what's with you strongman/powerlifter folks saying your "roughly" 336 pounds, like anyone gives a fuck

[dustin]