Just shut up please...
We have
-natural status claimed
- 6 feet
295 lbs
And yet you claim you are not fat? 
Jealous much?
Sorry your efforts in the gym haven't yielded much.
Oh, I'd be "fat" in your eyes, but then again, for many here, an offseason pro bodybuilder is fat, so ... I am roughly the bodyfat I was in the offseason back when I pursued bodybuilding, competitively.
I am prepping for my provincial championships in late January. In May I will likely compete in my first national championships.
Something's moving the weight (I compete raw/classic, so it's not gear). Muscle would be the most obvious answer.
You're a jealous tiny tit who is pissed your pursuit of muscle has resulted in less-than-impressive gains. Don't blame me for your a) shit genetics, b) useless consistency, c) ill-advised workout programs, d) failure to win the "battle of the fork", e) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
I feel sorry for you.