i like those stories about loki =)
Loki today would be a passive-aggressive schmoe with a daddy complex, who had a never depleting jar of KY-Jelly, Vaseline, Cornhusker Oil by his side. Always jealous of his handsome brother, he prefers to watch,unnoticed in the shadows of magic---ever get that "Somebody is Watching Me" feeling when doing your girl? That's Loki...."oh, yeah look at him 'peel'."