Author Topic: Grizzly bear attack... (Read 22628 times)

Big N · « **on:** February 23, 2012, 12:58:27 PM »

...these mountain photographers, almost. And what's to their protection? A Whistle. Talk about raw balls.

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mass243 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:09:40 PM »

No pussy is able to run fast enough when Bear ~~attacks~~ protects it's territory

Stark · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:10:53 PM »

Quote from: Big N on February 23, 2012, 12:58:27 PM

...these mountain photographers, almost. And what's to their protection? A Whistle. Talk about raw balls.

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FFS these people are stupid.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:12:36 PM »

Sure there's someone nearby with a slug gun. You would have to be a stupid liberal not to.

Stark · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Big N on February 23, 2012, 12:58:27 PM

...these mountain photographers, almost. And what's to their protection? A Whistle. Talk about raw balls.

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Jumping down a tall building with no parachute is not showing balls - its called stupidity - annoying and invading the space of an Apex predator who happend to be at the top of the foodchain is also called yes you guessed it right... stupidity.

bigbobs · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:30:20 PM »

If they have a silverback gorilla with them that would thwart any bear attack and actually send the bear running for mercy

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2012, 02:10:00 PM »

Just Teddy bears..

mass243 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2012, 02:38:54 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on February 23, 2012, 02:10:00 PM

Just Teddy bears..

Even that's 'nuff for most pussies though

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:20:02 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 23, 2012, 01:30:20 PM

If they have a silverback gorilla with them that would thwart any bear attack and actually send the bear running for mercy

Would love to see that shit.

el numero uno · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:27:15 PM »

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:32:48 PM »

Quote from: Big N on February 23, 2012, 12:58:27 PM

...these mountain photographers, almost. And what's to their protection? A Whistle. Talk about raw balls.

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A gorilla would have stopped it...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

hardgainerj · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:55:16 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 23, 2012, 07:32:48 PM

A gorilla would have stopped it...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

hardgainerj · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:56:55 PM »

A Professional · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:58:20 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on February 23, 2012, 07:55:16 PM

He thought he belonged with them.

Iceman1981 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2012, 08:07:57 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on February 23, 2012, 07:56:55 PM

Guy is just chillin with a silver back. Must be nice, but that gorilla could easily snap his neck.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2012, 08:16:44 PM »

I posted all of these videos already...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

BayGBM · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2012, 06:47:19 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on February 23, 2012, 07:27:15 PM

Hot!

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2012, 06:52:00 AM »

winny the pooh

coltrane · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2012, 06:57:46 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 23, 2012, 01:30:20 PM

If they have a silverback gorilla with them that would thwart any bear attack and actually send the bear running for mercy

No way. A grizzly would rip the gorilla apart. Youre talking a 1500 pound monster vs a 450 pound monkey.

The gorilla is really strong etc, but the grizzly has HUGE claws, HUGE teeth and an uncanny appetite and killer instinct. The bear would seriously maul the gorilla.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:08:25 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 23, 2012, 01:30:20 PM

If they have a silverback gorilla with them that would thwart any bear attack and actually send the bear running for mercy

The question is, what would happen.

That bear on the left, Silverback on the right, those photographers and their tent in the middle.

Swede! · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:26:41 AM »

Quote from: coltrane on February 24, 2012, 06:57:46 AM

No way. A grizzly would rip the gorilla apart. Youre talking a 1500 pound monster vs a 450 pound monkey.

The gorilla is really strong etc, but the grizzly has HUGE claws, HUGE teeth and an uncanny appetite and killer instinct. The bear would seriously maul the gorilla.

I would pick the Gorilla. Some fo them can reach 500 pounds also. And the biggest difference is that they have "hands". Would probably just grab the grizzlys face and Rip it apart. And that would be the end of that.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:32:43 AM »

Zoo lions catch a big bird.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:37:43 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on February 23, 2012, 07:27:15 PM

Maybe it was a papabear?

Stark · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2012, 08:15:14 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on February 23, 2012, 07:27:15 PM

fucking hell!!!

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:21:11 AM »

Quote from: coltrane on February 24, 2012, 06:57:46 AM

No way. A grizzly would rip the gorilla apart. Youre talking a 1500 pound monster vs a 450 pound monkey.

The gorilla is really strong etc, but the grizzly has HUGE claws, HUGE teeth and an uncanny appetite and killer instinct. The bear would seriously maul the gorilla.

Oh fuck, this post had to come from Cock Train.

Don't even get me started. I will be posting my Gorilla Vs Bear analyses that I have been working on for 3 years now. It goes for 20 pages and has enormous evidence to back it up and reasonable speculations and conclusions.

Let's just say that Cock Train is wrong about this, which is not surprising since he doesen't know shit about fighting in general as his MMA posts demonstrates, and his ignorance about human fighting extends into the animal kingdom as well.

SUCKMYMUSCLE