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CalvinH

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Owned by a raccoon
« on: March 29, 2012, 08:37:52 AM »
So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl :-[
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man :-[
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 08:39:05 AM »
Hahaa!! Whole lotta good those flashy abs did you!
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 08:55:08 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 29, 2012, 08:37:52 AM
So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl :-[
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man :-[

oh



my



Gawd





were you wearing plaid ?

 ::)
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 09:09:33 AM »
Quote from: W8M8 on March 29, 2012, 08:55:08 AM
oh



my



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were you wearing plaid ?

 ::)

He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 09:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on March 29, 2012, 09:09:33 AM
He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.

 ;D

LOLOLOL

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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 09:52:50 AM »
Poor Calvin....first owned by an overgrown rat, now being owned by Bigfoot. :(
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2012, 09:55:43 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on March 29, 2012, 09:09:33 AM
He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.


 >:(
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2012, 10:04:02 AM »
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 06:46:51 AM »
Carefully opened the lid this morning.


....it was all clear :)
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 06:50:11 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 06:46:51 AM
Carefully opened the lid this morning.


....it was all clear :)


lulz

did you dress in dark clothes so you could be ninja like ?


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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 06:55:49 AM »
Quote from: W8M8 on March 30, 2012, 06:50:11 AM


lulz

did you dress in dark clothes so you could be ninja like ?





No,I made a lot of noise before I opened the lid so if he was in there he would know I was coming.
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 07:09:01 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 06:55:49 AM

No,I made a lot of noise before I opened the lid so if he was in there he would know I was coming.

oh

so scaring one is a good thing before you open the lid ???
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 07:15:26 AM »
Quote from: W8M8 on March 30, 2012, 07:09:01 AM
oh

so scaring one is a good thing before you open the lid ???


 ::)...not super loud...just letting him know.
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 07:29:51 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 07:15:26 AM

 ::)...not super loud...just letting him know.

show him your guns .. that should work  ;D

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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 07:56:39 AM »
Raccoons are always impressed with 13" arms....
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 08:10:39 AM »
Quote from: W8M8 on March 30, 2012, 07:29:51 AM
show him your guns .. that should work  ;D


Quote from: chaos on March 30, 2012, 07:56:39 AM
Raccoons are always impressed with 13" arms....


If the abs didn't work then I'm not sure the arms will work either :(
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 08:14:00 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 08:10:39 AM

If the abs didn't work then I'm not sure the arms will work either :(

well geesh .. no wonder he wanted to bite you if youre going out there shirtless

he was prolly thinkin
"mmmmmmmmmm tasty looking ribs"















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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 08:45:28 AM »
Quote from: W8M8 on March 30, 2012, 08:14:00 AM
well geesh .. no wonder he wanted to bite you if youre going out there shirtless

he was prolly thinkin
"mmmmmmmmmm tasty looking ribs"















 ;D

Nah,not shirtless.


...pj's,a robe and slippers :)
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 08:52:59 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 08:45:28 AM
Nah,not shirtless.


...pj's,a robe and slippers :)

oh

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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2012, 09:19:23 AM »
Sounds like old man wear to me.
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 09:44:25 AM »
Quote from: W8M8 on March 30, 2012, 08:52:59 AM
oh






I don't smoke,have hair or wear glasses >:(
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 02:02:52 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 29, 2012, 08:37:52 AM
So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl :-[
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man :-[
Those mofo's are bad to have rabies better wear Kevlar next time...
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2012, 11:46:46 AM »
Hasn't been around...must have showed him who was in charge 8)
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2012, 12:53:00 PM »
202 this morning team calvin
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Re: Owned by a raccoon
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2012, 07:08:22 PM »
Yankees......  :-\
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