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« on: March 29, 2012, 08:37:52 AM »

So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl Embarrassed
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man Embarrassed
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 08:39:05 AM »

Hahaa!! Whole lotta good those flashy abs did you!
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 08:55:08 AM »

So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl Embarrassed
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man Embarrassed

oh



my



Gawd





were you wearing plaid ?

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 09:09:33 AM »

oh



my



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were you wearing plaid ?

 Roll Eyes

He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 09:32:04 AM »

He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.

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LOLOLOL

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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 09:52:50 AM »

Poor Calvin....first owned by an overgrown rat, now being owned by Bigfoot. Sad
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2012, 09:55:43 AM »

He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.


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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2012, 10:04:02 AM »


 Angry

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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 06:46:51 AM »

Carefully opened the lid this morning.


....it was all clear Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 06:50:11 AM »

Carefully opened the lid this morning.


....it was all clear Smiley


lulz

did you dress in dark clothes so you could be ninja like ?


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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 06:55:49 AM »



lulz

did you dress in dark clothes so you could be ninja like ?





No,I made a lot of noise before I opened the lid so if he was in there he would know I was coming.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 07:09:01 AM »


No,I made a lot of noise before I opened the lid so if he was in there he would know I was coming.

oh

so scaring one is a good thing before you open the lid Huh
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 07:15:26 AM »

oh

so scaring one is a good thing before you open the lid Huh


 Roll Eyes...not super loud...just letting him know.
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 07:29:51 AM »


 Roll Eyes...not super loud...just letting him know.

show him your guns .. that should work  Grin

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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 07:56:39 AM »

Raccoons are always impressed with 13" arms....
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 08:10:39 AM »

show him your guns .. that should work  Grin


Raccoons are always impressed with 13" arms....


If the abs didn't work then I'm not sure the arms will work either Sad
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 08:14:00 AM »


If the abs didn't work then I'm not sure the arms will work either Sad

well geesh .. no wonder he wanted to bite you if youre going out there shirtless

he was prolly thinkin
"mmmmmmmmmm tasty looking ribs"















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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 08:45:28 AM »

well geesh .. no wonder he wanted to bite you if youre going out there shirtless

he was prolly thinkin
"mmmmmmmmmm tasty looking ribs"















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Nah,not shirtless.


...pj's,a robe and slippers Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 08:52:59 AM »

Nah,not shirtless.


...pj's,a robe and slippers Smiley

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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2012, 09:19:23 AM »

Sounds like old man wear to me.
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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 09:44:25 AM »

oh






I don't smoke,have hair or wear glasses Angry
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 02:02:52 AM »

So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl Embarrassed
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man Embarrassed
Those mofo's are bad to have rabies better wear Kevlar next time...
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2012, 11:46:46 AM »

Hasn't been around...must have showed him who was in charge Cool
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2012, 12:53:00 PM »

202 this morning team calvin
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2012, 07:08:22 PM »

Yankees......  Undecided
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