LOS ANGELES, Calif. (KTLA) – Amid recent tragedy, the porn industry has reason to hope for a brighter future. Word is that Sledge Hammer's cousins, Ball-Peen and Rubber Mallet, will attempt to smash all the holes left vacant by his passing. Ball-Peen will handle all the work that requires hitting spots with precision and quick strikes; his younger brother, Rubber Mallet, will be utilized for assignments that need a heavier, blunter approach. Said Ball-Peen, "I want everybody to know that ain’t nobody gonna take Sledge's place. He had God-given talent. Sledge broke up pussy like a mofo." Mr. Mallet added, "I'm just here to pound it, man. But not like Sledge; never like Sledge."