I got a new job! It's with that well-established company that many of my family members have worked for over the years, and where my cousin currently works. All I have to do is sign some paperwork and do a drug test this Monday. Thanks be to God and to all those who prayed to Him on my behalf. Life is good!
Who wants to celebrate? Let's go have some cocktails! Let's go have some ****ing cocktails! Hurray!