SMM - Hello, id like to sue Ron Avidan and have True Adonis prosecuted
Lawyer - What in the blue hell is a True Adonis, u a homo or something boy?
SMM - No sir, i dont know his name because hes on the internet
Lawyer - The fucking what?!
SMM - Yes sir theyve been picking on me online and i want to drive them all onto their knees......
Lawyer - (probably to suck your cock you homo loving homo)
SMM - (weeping) I AM NOT ONEMOREREP!!!!
Lawyer - So let me straighten this out you bent guy, people have been calling you names on the internet and you wanna sue them?
SMM - Yes sir.....
Lawyer - .......i'm on vacation son but i got a cousin in california......
ring ring......
Cali Lawyer - hello?
SMM - Hi im being bullied on the internet and i want to sue
Cali Lawyer - Are you paying ca$h son?
SMM - yes sir my family are tremendously wealthy....
Cali Lawyer - THEN BY CHRIST JUNIOR I THINK WE HAVE A CASE!!!
Do you see how ridiculous this is? You pathetic excuse of a man, you will be owned 1000 x more by the lawyer that will be taking your money than by anyone on here. Crack on fella, crack on.